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thetownendfaithful
 Post subject: Switching Arses
PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2017 4:56 pm 
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If you could switch arse with anybody in the world, who would it be and why?
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The Bishop
 Post subject: Re: Switching Arses
PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2017 5:05 pm 
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I've been told (by women) I have a lovely bum, therefore I'll keep my perfection thanks!

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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER
 Post subject: Re: Switching Arses
PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2017 5:08 pm 
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How does your Dad rate it?

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Bluestreak
 Post subject: Re: Switching Arses
PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2017 5:32 pm 
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there is a woman who walks a dog near me........................... ;)

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Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father
 Post subject: Re: Switching Arses
PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2017 7:07 pm 
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I thought this was a Kevin Spacey thread?
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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: Switching Arses
PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2017 8:25 pm 
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Bluestreak wrote:
there is a woman who walks a dog near me........................... ;)


And you love the dog’s arse?

Reminds me of a Blink 182 song.

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Clarence road kid
 Post subject: Re: Switching Arses
PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2017 10:57 pm 
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I know the female dog walker; she is curvaceous !
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poolieinnottingham
 Post subject: Re: Switching Arses
PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2017 10:59 pm 
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Can't believe no one has yet brought the S and M element of a switch into this thread yet.

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Bluestreak
 Post subject: Re: Switching Arses
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poured into?

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pooliecrab
 Post subject: Re: Switching Arses
PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:51 am 
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poolieinnottingham wrote:
Can't believe no one has yet brought the S and M element of a switch into this thread yet.

I'm a bit young to shop at Marks n Sparks.
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