The Poolie Bunker

I quite like Trowell on the M1 and Tibshelf is also quite nice. Anyone got a better suggestion? perhaps one from the South.

Farking 'ell, that took a while

Looks familiar? Mr I, ADG and kev thinking up new ways to insult the NE's top team

"I'm filling up at Rothersthorpe north,
Good girl has broken my heart.
She ran off with a youth from Rothersthorpe South
Now she's keeping two chevrons apart."

Yep, this gap is big enough to shoe horn some Half Man Half Biscuit in....

WOODALL, ellish

Just about a mile from where the motorways all merge
You can view the national edifice, a monumental splurge
It's the lonesome traveler's rotgut or bacteria's revenge
The great plastic spectacular descendant of Stonehenge
And the people come to worship on their death-defying wheels
Fancy-dressed as shovels for their death-defying meals

It's the Watford Gap, Watford Gap
A plate of grease and a load of crap

At one a.m. on Sunday you can hear the boys declare
That the other team were fairies and the ref was Fred Astaire
It's Chopper Ronnie's fan club on their weekly pilgrimage
To stick the hero's boot in all the way from Stamford Bridge
And without a solid concrete-burger no night is complete
Plastic cups of used bathwater wash away defeat

It's the Watford Gap, Watford Gap
A plate of grease and a load of crap

The traffic jam is rattling like a five-mile cornered snake
With fuming pieces falling off and steaming in its wake
The city's like a goolie in a groupie's stagnant womb
Spaghetti Junction's target in the vinegar strokes of doom
The countryside is ravaged like a syphilitic whore
Yodeling up the canyon is the dirty old blue boar

It's the Watford Gap, Watford Gap
A plate of grease and a load of crap

Not heard thatbefore but it sounds very John Cooper Clarke...is it?

N ope it's the one and only Roy Harper, England's own improved version of Bob Dylan; in fact it's arguable that Dylan copied off him.

Not sure you quite got this one Mr Teeth

Knutsford on the M6 is class

Tibshelf.... we saw a sign once when driving down to Pompey that said if you have any comments on the cleanliness of the toilets please phone.... name and number witheld .....we phoned him, ......he never answered