The Poolie Bunker

Now I know we did our best to throw this one away....., but fair play to Macc, they did well and we still miss Bolland to calm things down, but this fella took the piss....

'Fooking shite this....
we're shite

I've wasted an hour to come and watch this shite...

And so it went

Here's an idea pal, dont come, stay at home and boil your head till it shrinks to the size of your brain

Just turn round and say to him: "I agree mate, Pools are truly awful, things were certainly better before these new fangled inventions, I much prefer the Premiership."

Better still - you could have just turned around & twatted him

I'd love to Elvis, but I have the mind of a fighter with the body of a coward

Where we you stood / sat?

Every week I stand in the Town End in front of a bunch of idiots that just moan!

First half Browny bombs into the box lad behind me starts going "Into the box, Into the box, Oh for ***** sake theres no-one there"

Crosses in and he's then going "Gowan gowan... Oooh"

I just turned and said aye theres no-one there mate, He reckons Barker is a "Donkey" too, Sort it out lads

Stu is that the Millhouse side of the Town End?? Just off the steps?? Couple of seasons ago, I used to stand there and there was a bunch of yakkers on the barrier behind me moaned like bu ggery all game every game, this when we were getting promoted and shooting up League One. Example. Shuggy's rocket: 'Weeeeyyyyyyyy....could have gone anywhere that, mannnnnn......'

So I moved up the CK end to watch Codyakker and Nobby's ritual pre-kick off pie eating competition and Lawrence dancing in the disabled area.

and at THAT MH end of the town end Kev is where headlander stands............... 2+2?

Its not far from there Kev, Yeah!

First time we've been there this season... It'll be the last, We'll move back to where we were before

Ach headlander dont even get me started on that miserable bugger, He seems to think him moaning is now funny...

I have to admit, if people are moaning now they'll never stop moaning. I like a moan every now and then when the same mistakes are made on a regular basis (i.e. putting Robson in at left back, but that was the manager's fault) - but the mistakes like that have stopped!!!!
So there really is only natural-born moaners spouting off now, they must need to be the centre of attention or something because there happens to be a crowd of people standing around them at the time.
If we can still win when the opposition have put us under the cosh (and they did for a good twenty-five minutes in the 2nd half), then we must be doing something right.

I abandoned the Town End for the Millhouse Terrace in the end. Went on the half way line with Mr Ripper and co., best banter in the ground and I learned a new obscenity every game.

'Dog noncing paedo' that was one of my favourites and 'mong-jaw' for Lee Peacock. Remember I'm only quoting here.

Pudding-headed c-u-nt is a good name to shout at someone you don't like.

It's a belter Mr P!!

We've sent up a few 'agent provocateurs' to stir the sh1t and derail your demonic promotion charge. Needless to say our dastardly plan has been hugely successful. stupid