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chessington · **Posted:** Sun Jan 31, 2010 10:10 am

to Mr Crimes and pooliebri who I met yesterday. A pleasure to meet you all and would say hope you enjoyed your day out but have since heard that Mr C didn't get in sadx

Would add, I understand Mr Lightening Tree should have been there yesterday and perhaps he would like to explain what went wrong :shock:

poolie bri · **Posted:** Sun Jan 31, 2010 11:43 am

good morning mate pleasure to meet you and your mates good craic clappp

The Lightning Tree · **Joined:** Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:30 pm **Posts:** 5804

I was out with the girls from the office on the Friday night in Billingham.
Me, another lad and 10 women.
I returned home next morning.
Our lass isn't happy.
Luckily she has gone to her daughters in Oakham for the weekend.
She's back tonight.
Anyone got a spare bed for a couple of nights:)

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sun Jan 31, 2010 3:49 pm

for you or her?

Mumtaz's rucksack · **Joined:** Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:38 pm **Posts:** 1643

parmopooly wrote:

for you or her?

You lend him a bed Mick and i'll go round and do their lass up the wrong un :laugh:

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sun Jan 31, 2010 5:10 pm

The Lightning Tree wrote:

I was out with the girls from the office on the Friday night in Billingham.
Me, another lad and 10 women.
I returned home next morning.
Our lass isn't happy.
Luckily she has gone to her daughters in Oakham for the weekend.
She's back tonight.
Anyone got a spare bed for a couple of nights:)

I didn't know we had any all-nighter clubs in Billingham. :shock:

The Lightning Tree · **Joined:** Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:30 pm **Posts:** 5804

I actually slept at my mates (male).
The women who were single were gorgeous, so I had no chance.
The ugly ones were courting, so I was out of luck there.
I'm hoping cheese on toast, some sell by date tulips and a nice cup of tea will sweeten her up:)

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Sun Jan 31, 2010 5:43 pm

The Lightning Tree wrote:

I actually slept at my mates (male).
The women who were single were gorgeous, so I had no chance.
The ugly ones were courting, so I was out of luck there.
I'm hoping cheese on toast, some sell by date tulips and a nice cup of tea will sweeten her up:)

no! don't do that she will think you have something to be guilty about,doing that in a womans eyes is admitting something went on

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Sun Jan 31, 2010 6:25 pm

The Lightning Tree wrote:

I actually slept at my mates (male).
The women who were single were gorgeous, so I had no chance.
The ugly ones were courting, so I was out of luck there.
I'm hoping cheese on toast, some sell by date tulips and a nice cup of tea will sweeten her up:)

Billingham sounds like a good night out, if all the ugly girls are courting, and the single ones are gorgeous!

Mind you Ive never tried tulips on toast with cheese.

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sun Jan 31, 2010 6:30 pm

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:

The Lightning Tree wrote:

I actually slept at my mates (male).
The women who were single were gorgeous, so I had no chance.
The ugly ones were courting, so I was out of luck there.
I'm hoping cheese on toast, some sell by date tulips and a nice cup of tea will sweeten her up:)

Billingham sounds like a good night out, if all the ugly girls are courting, and the single ones are gorgeous!

Mind you Ive never tried tulips on toast with cheese.

I want to know which pub they went to, but don't tell PC. :wink:

alybaba · **Posted:** Sun Jan 31, 2010 7:04 pm

Will not be the station always empty my guess the kings arms

The Lightning Tree · **Joined:** Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:30 pm **Posts:** 5804

Went to the Kings Arms first, then a pub possibly the Telstar.
I do know it was chocca and there was a heavy metal tribute band on!!

alybaba · **Posted:** Sun Jan 31, 2010 7:10 pm

Yes there is a telstar just ask billy poolie

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sun Jan 31, 2010 7:32 pm

About a quarter of a mile from my front door!!

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sun Jan 31, 2010 7:36 pm

Their website could do with a bit of work like!!

http://www.thetelstar.co.uk/index.html

The Poolie Bunker

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