Grave will say were getting relegated
Tree will say were already relegated
Chip will tell us he knows better than anybody else at a reasonable level
POK will tell us it was a historic achievement
Fetish Bob will have his match report up on here before the games finished
Katcha will write a book about it
Elvis will tell us how he had a go at anyone who wasn’t happy enough
Someone else will tell us that Elvis really just grumbled a bit from a safe distance
SuperPoolie will take his missus shopping
Tom-Pie will want something for nothing
Sussex will piss everyboy off
Woody will complain that Leeds are badly done to
Spender will sit in a dioharrhoea coloured chair
Obafemi will ask for the latest dodgybox codes
Cornelius will **** ** *** **** ***

Mr I will blame the blacks (and Richie Humphreys)
Grabec will make excuses for the blacks (and Richie Humphreys)
Lightning Tree will avoid putting his hand in his pocket
Dibble will have a pie
Parmo will have a pie & trifle toastie,but just for starters
Mutley will drink a load of John Smiths
Salty will drink lots of Gin
Groovy will tell everyone to go to The Studio
