5 Guests To Dinner!!!!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:10 pm

You are holding a Dinner Party and you can choose 5 guests....Living or Dead!!!! :sweet:

Who would they be???? :?

My would be....

1. Don Drummond - Late Great Trombonist from The Skatalites and mad as an hatter!!!! :sweet:

2. Stan Bowles - Ex QPR Footballer and alcoholic and gambler and possibly one of the most skillful players....ever!!!! :sweet:

3. Jeremy Clarkson - Top gadgie!!!! :sweet:

4. Lisa Tarbuck - Huge knockers and and a very funny lady!!!! :sweet:

5. John Peel - too sort the music out!!!! :sweet:

:grin:

bresslaw · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:45 am **Posts:** 2411

Hitler

Kylie Minogue

Eric Morecombe

Josef Mengele

Barbra Streisand

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:13 pm

Charlotte Church
Madonna
Lilly Allen
Peter Sutcliffe
Tony Blair

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:15 pm

1. Stuart MacConie, 'cos Muttleys already had John Peel.

2. Rick Stein to sort the scran out.

3. Lennox Lewis, the hardest man in the world.

4. Elle MacPherson for the under table manipulations.

5. Tony Blair, the disgusting lying tripe hound, so Lennox could punch him every thirty seconds purely for my entertainment and for all the kids he's killed.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22953

My Mother - she died 20 years ago
Lee Harvey Oswald
Stephen Fry
Jesus Christ - just to find out if all the priests are wasting their time or not.
Henry VII

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:18 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

1. Stuart MacConie, 'cos Muttleys already had John Peel.

2. Rick Stein to sort the scran out.

1. Have I!?!? :shock:

2. Funnily enough I was thinking of him aswell!!!! :sweet: :grin:

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:20 pm

Jenna Jameson
Linsey Dawn McKenzie
Bella Donna
Brianna Banks
Kobe Tai

...er... no, scrub that last one and replace her with the cold drinks and oxygen guy

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:21 pm

God
Allah
Budda
Laurel
Hardy

the antitheist · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:58 am **Posts:** 243

5 star. I miss them

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:40 pm

Yeah but come on mate. you'd got more uncles than any kid in Hartlepool??? :roll:

dawlishmonkey · **Joined:** Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:53 am **Posts:** 1588

I used to do a lot of interviewing/selection for management jobs and we used to do the dreaded group session at the end.you know the kind of thing 8 strangers locked in a room given this very question and asked to produce one list of 5 people that they all agree on. you get to sit there and watch them argue with each other whether mother theresa or russell grant should be on the list.

TheGingerPoolie · **Posted:** Thu Sep 21, 2006 5:11 pm

Stephen Fry
Kevin Smith
Ayrton Senna
Eddie Izzard
Simon Pegg

katcha · **Posted:** Thu Sep 21, 2006 8:30 pm

Ross Noble

Ian Curtis

Aldous Huxley

Danny Sugarman

Joe Joe Joe Allon

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 41034

1. Peter Cook

2. Joan Rivers

3. Barry Humphreys.

4. Betty Boop

5. the late Dot...out of the Pot House.

Cowboy · **Posted:** Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:43 pm

Heinrich Himmler

The Chief Rabbi

(for interesting conversation)

Claudia Schiffer

(for obvious reasons)

Jeremy Clarkson

(Big Mouth)

Brian Clough

(My HERO & an even bigger mouth)

kajira · **Joined:** Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:00 pm **Posts:** 22

1. Mallanaga Vatsyayana

2. John Norman

3. Marquis de Sade

4. Linda Lusardi

5. Simon Wiesenthal.kajira

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22953

kajira wrote:

4. Linda Lusardi

I once went to a dinner party and she was there. Hardly the most riveting conversationalist but a good ornament.

Simon Weisenthal is a great shout though. A true hero.

poolpower · **Posted:** Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:45 pm

Van Morrison
John Lennon
John Malcovitch
Hugh Gaitskil
Che Guavara

3Quid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:11 pm **Posts:** 1791

Robert De Niro

Alex Ferguson

David Jason

Siobhan Fahey

Mike Amos

kajira · **Joined:** Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:00 pm **Posts:** 22

Mr I wrote:

kajira wrote:

4. Linda Lusardi

I once went to a dinner party and she was there. Hardly the most riveting conversationalist but a good ornament.

She not there as a conversationalist as some further up the thread say obvious reasons ive seen pictures of her in her earlier days and even now think she a beautiful woman,so that reason she along,the rest there for the conversation.kajira

grabec · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 9:22 am

Leonard Cohen
Paul Merton
Jane Austen
Flora MacDonald
A Tolpuddle Martyr

dawlishmonkey · **Joined:** Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:53 am **Posts:** 1588

keith moon

Spike Milligan

roger mcgough

John Hegley

loudon wainwright

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 9:56 am

Spike Milligan

Jimmy Savile

John Lennon

Ambrose Fogarty

Ian Anderson

First reserve: Stephen Fry

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:01 am

Right, here's an alternative list (just in case the porn stars aren't available) consisting of people I might be arsed to have a chat with.

Ian Anderson
Richard Branson
Francesca Annis
Satyajit Ray
Clive James

grabec · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:01 am

That's not fair. No-one said anything about reserves.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:01 am

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

Spike Milligan

Jimmy Savile

John Lennon

Ambrose Fogarty

Ian Anderson

First reserve: Stephen Fry

Hey you said Ian Anderson just at the same time I did!

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:03 am

Great minds Monty, great minds..... :wink:

grabec · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:37 am

But he'd already chosen five. Now he's got ten

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:57 am

grabec wrote:

But he'd already chosen five. Now he's got ten

He's got a pub hasn't he?? He can fit loads more than ten in?? :grin:

grabec · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:55 pm

Yes, I knew you'd all be on his side. I'm going to invite some more Martyrs, then

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22953

Tony Benn should be added to any list surely.

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:04 pm

Mr I wrote:

Tony Benn should be added to any list surely.

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:30 pm

Mr I wrote:

Tony Benn should be added to any list surely.

I 'minded' him at Glastonbury, he's gaga to be honest although in a formal debate he was fantastic. It's a bit of regurgitation by rote though.

Karl Marx · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:17 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

Mr I wrote:

Tony Benn should be added to any list surely.

I 'minded' him at Glastonbury, he's gaga to be honest although in a formal debate he was fantastic. It's a bit of regurgitation by rote though.

I was probably there. Wasn't impressed.

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:20 pm

Karl Marx wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

Mr I wrote:

Tony Benn should be added to any list surely.

I 'minded' him at Glastonbury, he's gaga to be honest although in a formal debate he was fantastic. It's a bit of regurgitation by rote though.

I was probably there. Wasn't impressed.

2003?? The Leftfield Stage. We did the sound for it, I escorted him up to the Greenfields and back. He wandered off all over the place.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22953

I just misread that and was wondering why you were escorting Tony Benn round Grayfields. :uhoh:

Karl Marx · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:31 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

Karl Marx wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

Mr I wrote:

Tony Benn should be added to any list surely.

I 'minded' him at Glastonbury, he's gaga to be honest although in a formal debate he was fantastic. It's a bit of regurgitation by rote though.

I was probably there. Wasn't impressed.

2003?? The Leftfield Stage. We did the sound for it, I escorted him up to the Greenfields and back. He wandered off all over the place.

I was there. Talked a load of bollocks!

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:40 pm

Karl Marx wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

Karl Marx wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

Mr I wrote:

Tony Benn should be added to any list surely.

I 'minded' him at Glastonbury, he's gaga to be honest although in a formal debate he was fantastic. It's a bit of regurgitation by rote though.

I was probably there. Wasn't impressed.

2003?? The Leftfield Stage. We did the sound for it, I escorted him up to the Greenfields and back. He wandered off all over the place.

I was there. Talked a load of bollocks!

Thats why i removed my earlier post

I would be more likely to put him on the five people to avoid

Karl Marx · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:16 pm

TalbotAvenger wrote:

Karl Marx wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

Karl Marx wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

Mr I wrote:

Tony Benn should be added to any list surely.

I 'minded' him at Glastonbury, he's gaga to be honest although in a formal debate he was fantastic. It's a bit of regurgitation by rote though.

I was probably there. Wasn't impressed.

2003?? The Leftfield Stage. We did the sound for it, I escorted him up to the Greenfields and back. He wandered off all over the place.

I was there. Talked a load of bollocks!

Thats why i removed my earlier post

I would be more likely to put him on the five people to avoid

That's the easiest list to complile; those to avoid. While he talks bollocks though, I'm not sure he'd make my list.

BritishWestHpool · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:35 pm **Posts:** 1243

Joe Strummer
George Orwell
Nick Cave
Captain James Cook
A female as its too male orientated. Someone with intelligence but also humour so she could challenge and take the piss out of the above.

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Fri Sep 22, 2006 8:33 pm

BritishWestHpool wrote:

Joe Strummer
George Orwell
Nick Cave
Captain James Cook
A female as its too male orientated. Someone with intelligence but also humour so she could challenge and take the piss out of the above.

You must be ADG you.

BritishWestHpool · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:35 pm **Posts:** 1243

Not at all. I'm too much of a leftie for him. But he does have some good music taste. Obviously wor Joe is dead which is a shame, but I'd love to meet Jake Burns from SLF for a chinwag - alive and living in Gosforth Newcastle, probably very close to where I work.
As for Strummer. Reckon he would make a good conversationalist; seems like it on video.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Sep 23, 2006 3:29 am

BritishWestHpool wrote:

A female as its too male orientated. Someone with intelligence but also humour so she could challenge and take the piss out of the above.

That's why I said Liza Tarbuck....Bright, funny and huge sides of beef on her chest!!!! :sweet: :grin:

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Sat Sep 23, 2006 3:36 am

MutleyRules wrote:

BritishWestHpool wrote:

A female as its too male orientated. Someone with intelligence but also humour so she could challenge and take the piss out of the above.

That's why I said Liza Tarbuck....Bright, funny and huge sides of beef on her chest!!!! :sweet: :grin:

But her dad ....... about as funny as David Hodgson

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