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 Post subject: Pools v Harrogate.
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Harrogate put 4 past Eastleigh today, will Smith be there on Tuesday ?


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 Post subject: Re: Pools v Harrogate.
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Might be worth giving Landon a go between the sticks


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 Post subject: Re: Pools v Harrogate.
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Harrogate put 4 past Eastleigh today, will Smith be there on Tuesday ?

Will Smith the actor? I hope he brings his thing from Men In Black to make us forget the last 15 years watching Pools.


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 Post subject: Re: Pools v Harrogate.
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Ahem.... I have looked into my crystal ball and predict a win for Harrogate and the Poolie faithful kicking off big time so Landon is in no doubt of the strength of feeling of the long suffering fans.


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Haven’t got a crystal ball, but I can see a load of balls every time Pools run out onto the pitch.

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 Post subject: Re: Pools v Harrogate.
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I can't see we're the next clean sheet is coming from.
A little sniff maybe v Tamworth on Saturday but certainly not against Harrogate.

Anutha non win on its way.


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Let's face it, another defeat on its way - this is no place for positivity!


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It's going to be another heavy defeat, we're clueless, leaderless, bereft of direction and confidence.


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 Post subject: Re: Pools v Harrogate.
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PTID wrote:
It's going to be another heavy defeat, we're clueless, leaderless, bereft of direction and confidence.

those are some of the ingrediants for shock results. even pools have had them in there favour with low gates on top.


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I’m filling sand bags and adjusting the strap on my helmet for Tuesday.

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 Post subject: Re: Pools v Harrogate.
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Smithys lowest ever crowd 2800.

Passed of as 3333..

£24 on the night
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 Post subject: Re: Pools v Harrogate.
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We’ll get torn apart. Harrogate are a big strong bullying team full of confidence whereas we’re a bunch of gutless and headless chickens. 5-0/6-0 is my guess.


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We’ll get torn apart. Harrogate are a big strong bullying team full of confidence whereas we’re a bunch of gutless and headless chickens. 5-0/6-0 is my guess.

well if thats true its about time all of them look into the mirror and sort themselves out for there own sake never mind the club. is it the modern world after being brought up through school propaganda to feel that losing is not the end of the world and winning is not the reason any of us are here for. what were the words once used, man up, but you cannot say that anymore apart from me.


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 Post subject: Re: Pools v Harrogate.
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Im not going to watch the match live but will watch the replay the next morning . Based on what i have seen in the last 10 matches, Pools 0 Harrogate 5


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Smith will witness a trouuncing by 4 +goals. If he didn't realise the just how bad things are, he will on Tuesday.

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 Post subject: Re: Pools v Harrogate.
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We'll do really well..................for the first twenty minutes and we might even score but then the shit will hit the fan. Harrogate will have a comfortable win. The number they score will depend on if Fisher plays.


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This match will be the football equivalent of going for some unwelcome medical procedure …you ‘ll be dreading the run up to it, there’s no anaesthetic and the closer it gets the bigger the dread factor….and the procedure can not be avoided…….and the after effects have no pain killer.

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 Post subject: Re: Pools v Harrogate.
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I can't remember the last time we had a game coming up against a National league level team where I've thought that we haven't got a cat in Hells chance of getting a result. But with Clayton and Liddle in charge who haven't got a clue and are now just waiting to be paid off I reckon we're going to get tonked. Again.


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 Post subject: Re: Pools v Harrogate.
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Probably the easiest three points Harrogate will get all season against a team bereft of confidence, short on skill and led by people who don't know what they're doing basically. Would expect Betty's boys to put three or four past us.


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If change is gonna come and it’s known , it might be the only thing I can think of that mightnjust give the players any hope.
Mind you, I’m clutching at straws now.

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 Post subject: Re: Pools v Harrogate.
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When the big boss turns up at the Workplace.
Everyone in a gaffer position shits themselves and forces the people below them to graft their backs off to impress and save their own bacon.

It will be the same at Pools.

Unlucky last minute 1 goal defeat then. :lol:


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long term a hammering could cause ,more problems with a rush for anybody to take the managers job on. only thing that can save pools is that they have the same number of body parts as they have.


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 Post subject: Re: Pools v Harrogate.
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I'm expecting Clayton and Liddle to be drumming a "no mistakes" message into a team intent on parking the bus in the hope of a clean sheet - in other words "throwing the towel in" and hoping for a low scoring defeat at worst and a brain numbing, lucky nil nil at best.
Fecking Harrogate and running scared, who'd have ever thought that would happen?


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wonder how many local kids will be ringing child line tomorrow as there parents have told them they are going to the vic.


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 Post subject: Re: Pools v Harrogate.
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PTID wrote:
I'm expecting Clayton and Liddle to be drumming a "no mistakes" message into a team intent on parking the bus in the hope of a clean sheet - in other words "throwing the towel in" and hoping for a low scoring defeat at worst and a brain numbing, lucky nil nil at best.
Fecking Harrogate and running scared, who'd have ever thought that would happen?


The Fortress Vic is now history.
We have back to back home games and the previous management always knocked out.
Let's get these 6 pts.

Even that crack is History.

I've never known confidence be so low.
And when any Sporting team hits that level it is so hard and a lengthy process to get back to winning ways.

I reckon we need an absolute horrible bastad manager just to stay up.
Because these so called players ain't giving 100 %.

Anyhow when is Smithy Gunna talk.
Probably Wednesday to Friday.

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 Post subject: Re: Pools v Harrogate.
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kevin pooles gloves wrote:

I reckon we need an absolute horrible bastad manager just to stay up.
Because these so called players ain't giving 100 %.


UTP.

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 Post subject: Re: Pools v Harrogate.
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Being a horrible bastard is t in the modern day coaching manuals, fear has been overtaken by the compulsory "positive reinforcement" so we're not likely to see another Cyril Knowles ever again. You've got to wonder how so many in the game get all the coaching badges possible but can't manage people!!


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Coaching badges are all very nice…but on the business side of the game they are confetti… the primary skill of a manger is to manage ( in all walks of life) and the skill to judge players for what they are, not what their image trumpets them to be.
If someone can’t manage people and get the best out of them, all the coaching badges in the world will count for nothing.

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 Post subject: Re: Pools v Harrogate.
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Shankly, Ramsay, Clough, Busby, Ferguson, to name a few of the most successful managers in history but not a coaching badge among them. Progress eh?


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 Post subject: Re: Pools v Harrogate.
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kevin pooles gloves wrote:
PTID wrote:
I'm expecting Clayton and Liddle to be drumming a "no mistakes" message into a team intent on parking the bus in the hope of a clean sheet - in other words "throwing the towel in" and hoping for a low scoring defeat at worst and a brain numbing, lucky nil nil at best.
Fecking Harrogate and running scared, who'd have ever thought that would happen?


The Fortress Vic is now history.
We have back to back home games and the previous management always knocked out.
Let's get these 6 pts.

Even that crack is History.

I've never known confidence be so low.


And when any Sporting team hits that level it is so hard and a lengthy process to get back to winning ways.

I reckon we need an absolute horrible bastad manager just to stay up.
Because these so called players ain't giving 100 %.

Anyhow when is Smithy Gunna talk.
Probably Wednesday to Friday.

UTP.


I agree that I've never known confidence or indeed pride be as low as it is at present - especially so with it still being comparatively early in the season - but full credit to Messrs Clayton and Charman for their positive demeanor and encouraging words following the latest drubbing. I was looking forward to tonight's fixture pre-season - it was good to see Betty's Boys returning to Hades following their brief sojourn in the big boys league and I fully expected the new look Pools side put 3 or 4 past them in front of a very decent crowd that Harrogate fans can only dream of.

As things stand it is quite likely going to be the opposite, Pools being dicked by an average Harrogate side in front of Landon Smith and a piss poor crowd at the Vic. Hopefully 'Magic Harris' (our only hope Obi-Wan Kenobi) can bag a goal or even a brace. Maybe the revived Charman will contribute too -I'm not even going to to refer to our other 'strikers' by name nor any other players with the exception of McNally.
Pools 2, Harrogate 5.


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 Post subject: Re: Pools v Harrogate.
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I know I am living in hope but Harrogate have conceded more goals than pools in fact you have to go down to 18th before a team has conceded as many, so heads up lads and go at them.


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Essex poolie wrote:
I know I am living in hope but Harrogate have conceded more goals than pools in fact you have to go down to 18th before a team has conceded as many, so heads up lads and go at them.


Very true but they have scored a few as well.


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Desmond 2-2 for me tomorrow night
The players will put in a shift in, as Landon is in town.
Don't think we'll manage to win it but a draw and a bit of fight would be an improvement.
I'm still scarred by my visit to Kidderminster when the highlight of the evening was the cottage pie I consumed on the terrace.
Goals from Harris and Ilunga.

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If only I could share your optimism, but I can’t recall a Pools team with so much going for them, fecking up a season so completely by the end of September.

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Whatever the result tonight.
Smithy has to release a Statement before he jets back to the other side of the pond.

He never lost his voice during the summer when the STs were on sale and we got of to a good start.


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I've never known a season change so quickly.
Summer to Autumn!!!!!


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kevin pooles gloves wrote:
Whatever the result tonight.
Smithy has to release a Statement before he jets back to the other side of the pond.

He never lost his voice during the summer when the STs were on sale and we got of to a good start.

that was easy like it was easy for him when he took over the club. he could do nothing wrong because he was not singh and could just sit back and take the applause. now the chips are right down we will see what he is made of either a saviour who has hit his first problem or another con artist.


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If only I could share your optimism, but I can’t recall a Pools team with so much going for them, fecking up a season so completely by the end of September.


The Martin Scott relegation season- should never have been relegated that season. Suppose that doesn't bode well for this current season. However Danny Wilson got a tune out of them the year after- so appoint the right manager (one that actually knows what he's doing) and we still could bounce back. :pray:


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So many solid teams in the NL with nowt like our budget and smaller squads who regulary finish near the top eight because they have a manager who knows how to organise a team and play to a system. Why cant we attract that type of manager?


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kevin pooles gloves wrote:
I've never known a season change so quickly.
Summer to Autumn!!!!!


‘All the leaves are brown and the sky is grey’


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Ozzy Saltburn wrote:
So many solid teams in the NL with nowt like our budget and smaller squads who regulary finish near the top eight because they have a manager who knows how to organise a team and play to a system. Why cant we attract that type of manager?


We don't want One going by the previous shit we get. (after DC)


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jumbodabber wrote:
kevin pooles gloves wrote:
I've never known a season change so quickly.
Summer to Autumn!!!!!


‘All the leaves are brown and the sky is grey’


I get down on my knees and begin to pray :pray: :pray: :lol:


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kevin pooles gloves wrote:
Whatever the result tonight.
Smithy has to release a Statement before he jets back to the other side of the pond.

He never lost his voice during the summer when the STs were on sale and we got of to a good start.


In my opinion Landon needs to release a statement TODAY - at least an interim one, not wait until he's about to scarper off back to the US of A. The fans are crying out for information, clarification and a positive statement may increase the attendance by a few hundred. The players would surely also benefit by hearing the Head Honcho's views in respect of the dreadful slump that has occurred since he was last in town. If its not positive news then let's hear it anyway, anything is better than the stony silence that is pervading over the club like a heavy raincloud.


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Long information black outs seems to be the Hartlepool way. Happened when Raj was in charge and is happening now. Come to think of it, in spite of all the pre season optimism, not a lot has changed from the fan's point of view since Raj left. Results on the pitch are worse: are we in the lowest position in the NL than we have ever been?


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Landon had plenty to say in the open letter to fans on the eve of our first match of this season, yet when things have gone wrong, NOTHING!

Plenty to say when things looked all rosy and sweet, mark of a man is how he reacts to adversity....


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England are playing tonight so that could/will make the attendance lower.


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I've just looked at the league table.
And am very grateful that Aldershot player missed that 90th minute penalty.
And Woking missed them injury time open goals.

Could easily be 4 pts worse off.

Forget about Promotion it's gone.


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I've made my biggest bet ever, £50 on Harrogate to win. If Pools win, it's £50 well spent!

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I've just looked at the league table.
And am very grateful that Aldershot player missed that 90th minute penalty.
And Woking missed them injury time open goals.

Could easily be 4 pts worse off.

Forget about Promotion it's gone.

Promotion is over the horizon, all we can do is wave as it slips away.
If nothing happens to change things in the immediate future, we’re scuppered…funny how in a few weeks we went from purring confidence to having egg generously slapped all over our faces.

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