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 Post subject: Sutton Predictions.
PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2025 11:15 pm 
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I'm going for a 4-0 hammering. Too many injured defenders and too many players seem to have lost their motivation.

As the score mounts the 37 Poolies present will sing their song: "We lose ever week. We lose every week. You're nothing special, we lose every week"


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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2025 12:47 am 
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I feel I can predict with authority that we score nil (again)

Was going to go to the game, but have now decided not to bother wasting my time and hard earned.

Cameron John will hopefully be back to shore up the defence so reckon the best we can hope for is 0-0

Though think we'll concede just the 1 about ten minutes from the end - a controversial penalty that sees one of ours dismissed, which is then expertly dispatched.

1 nil home victory - Pools finish with 10 men
We take the positives - that it wasn't more and red card is recinded on appeal.

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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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Ozzy Saltburn wrote:
I'm going for a 4-0 hammering. Too many injured defenders and too many players seem to have lost their motivation.

As the score mounts the 37 Poolies present will sing their song: "We lose ever week. We lose every week. You're nothing special, we lose every week"

If Gainsborough can put three past us…I think you’re being very generous to our defence at only four.
A draw would be a bonus.

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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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5-0 Sutton, total respect to those loyal Pools fans who attend the game. The current HUFC regime and also a number of the players do not deserve this kind of support.


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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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sutton have improved under a new manager. pools have hit a new low. all points to a 2 nil win for us using up all our seasons good luck.


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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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Depends what the Pools starting 11 is. If we've got two proper centre-halves back (Kouogun and John) and Walker and Johnson aren't on the pitch we might make a game of it.


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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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Maybe this is contraversial but having watched the Gainsbro game the players just didn't seem to be interested. One can only speculate something went on around the sacking of Grayson. It was totally out of the blue. I have no proof, just a hunch. Hope I am wrong and the lads win away.


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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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The last 2 interviews i listened from SG he mentioned Mr Mc has been his friend for some time and they good success together.

I think that may have been the final straw.


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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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I think that the best we can hope for is a 0-0 draw
but fear a defeat is the more likely.

The squad is simply not up to the size and standard of a decent NL club.

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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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Rob Law will be commentating, Get in!!!


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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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Pools 2 nil win. Fev asserts his authority and we build.

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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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Bluestreak wrote:
Pools 2 nil win. Fev asserts his authority and we build.


Fev has authority?


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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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Bluestreak wrote:
Pools 2 nil win. Fev asserts his authority and we build.

Build what….a semi detached house….Fev the Buillder..?

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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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1-1


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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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1-0 to them after 19 mins. To be fair it was a good goal but our alleged defence gave them tonnes of space.


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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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Why the fuck is Sheron CB


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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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Why the fuck is Sheron CB


I guess because he was very few other options.


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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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Well we wont be scoring so I guess its just a question of how many Sutton get.


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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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Sutton are poor but we're worse. That's what happens when you put out a midfield that has never played together in a competitive game. Maybe they looked good in a 5-a-side...

At least there's a few options on the bench. The sooner the better for me.

The full backs could both do a lot more too. Topallaj was skinning Gateshead's right back for fun a month ago. Now he goes for the easy pass every time. And Benn reminds me more and more of David Ferguson. Let's his winger run at him and can't seem to get a foot in.


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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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Mr Irrelevant wrote:
Grayhoundend wrote:
Why the fuck is Sheron CB


I guess because he was very few other options.


Nah hunter has played there many times.

Sheron is half the player he was


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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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I guess confidence is trashed in the players too.


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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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1-1. Charman. Thats not supposed to happen.


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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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1-1. Scored when I went for a piss!


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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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Dear oh dear, 2-1. Lovely pass from a Pools player for Sutton to score.


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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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2-1 now. Normal service resumed. I must say I was taken aback when we actually scored a goal.


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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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The back pass was surely a wind up


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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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The "assist" for the second Sutton goal from our midfield was awful - but not out of the ordinary based on the shite we've grown used to over the past three years.


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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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Having said that - cracking (jammy) goal from Vadine...


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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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You have to remind yourselves that Sutton were second bottom before this game. As I speak Pools have just scored the flukiest goal in history.


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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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fckpoolie wrote:
The "assist" for the second Sutton goal from our midfield was awful - but not out of the ordinary based on the shite we've grown used to over the past three years.


True although in the early part of the season we looked solid which is why the fecking wheels falling off is hard to take. I find refuge in cynicism.


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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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That was ridiculous. Oliver and their goalie going for a 50/50 ball on the edge of the area and somehow it went way up in the air and came down and bounced into their goal.


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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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Cant remember the last time we scored two goals. Was it Altrincham away?


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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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Edon Prutti is one of Suttons best players. What does that say about recruitment/development at Pools over the past few seasons?

As Oliver goes off and goal machine Johnson comes on.


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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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Fooking ‘ell, a really good goal from Pools Francis) 3-2


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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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Jermaine Francis always puts in shifts and deserves that goal


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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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It seems mad but we are still only 4 points off the play offs


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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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Dare we hope? Still plenty of time to fuck up.


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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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About time we got a bit of good fortune. Think we've been marginally the better of 2 poor sides tbf. Hopefully we hold on.


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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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Dare we hope? Still plenty of time to fuck up.


You can say that again.


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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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As expected 3-3


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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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3-3. Wonder if we can give away a 4th and just about make everyone's night? If only the lad from Hull was still between the sticks.


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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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To be fair, that was an entertaining game and no lack of effort from Pools. Overall a fair result.


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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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Thought it was too good to be true, and sadly it was. :(


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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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Was ever thus with Pools. They never fail to disappoint.


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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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I think it was a fair result and we played better than I expected. Could have held on but their corner for the equaliser was a peach.
We are still in the top ten, amazingly.

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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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Keeper can't got off his line for the Sutton equaliser. We're really missing Cartwright and McNally but at least John is back. Him and Francis were very good.


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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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Typical Pools, get you excited and then let themselves and us down.
We appear to attack out of desperation rather than attack to win the game from the outset.
Not losing to a team that had only won one game was hardly a great performance so we must reserve judgement as to how the season is going.

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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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dstanley5 wrote:
Typical Pools, get you excited and then let themselves and us down.
We appear to attack out of desperation rather than attack to win the game from the outset.
Not losing to a team that had only won one game was hardly a great performance so we must reserve judgement as to how the season is going.


I am not reserving judgement. My judgement is that there is a massive gulf between Pools and the likes of York, Carlisle, Forest Green, Rochdale, Boreham Wood and Southend. So even if we did somehow sneak into the play offs we wouldn't last long. Unless some quality is signed, we are destined for a mid table finish at best and even that is debatable.


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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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Ah well a week off from pools now, Unless pools being pools they manage fuck something up this week.
Oh and by the way to the coaching staff, Don,t make a substitution while defending a corner, Numb nuts!


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 Post subject: Re: Sutton Predictions.
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Ozzy Saltburn wrote:
dstanley5 wrote:
Typical Pools, get you excited and then let themselves and us down.
We appear to attack out of desperation rather than attack to win the game from the outset.
Not losing to a team that had only won one game was hardly a great performance so we must reserve judgement as to how the season is going.


I am not reserving judgement. My judgement is that their a massive gulf between Pools and the likes of York, Carlisle, Forest Green and Rochdale, Boreham Wood and Southend. So even if we did somehow sneak into the play offs we wouldn't las long. Unless some quality is signed, we are destined for a mid table finish at best and even that is debatable.



I agree. A flukey place in the play offs would just be the big build up to nothing - again!
The season is already over and we’re only in October.


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