The Poolie Bunker

...what's happened to Nicky F?

I reckon it's best for Pools he finds employment elsewhere as we don't want anyone hanging around the Club with a bitter n twisted attitude.


He has done brilliantly out of Pools and should leave gracefully.

But good luck to him.

Trouble is, he’s like those Disney Films where the dog gets lost on holiday and makes it’s way back after several ‘adventures’ on the way….so he’ll be back about February.

As far as i,m aware he did not do well when he was released as a player.

Could do no worse and manage the new U21 team ?

he might be busy writing a book but has got stuck as the next paragraph is all about attacking football.

He’ll be looking it up in the dictionary.

Might not be a bad shout to have him in charge of the U21 squad as long as he's reporting toa Director of Football and everyone is singing from the same hymn sheet (Academy, U21s, First Team) in terms of football strategies and outlook.
No good having 3 different footballing departments so to speak playing 3 entirely different ways.
As long as the DOF is not Lennie the Toothless Lion Lawrence!!

Now we have a new regime, isnt it time for Lawrence to bugger off?

He can't leave until Raj finishes his new gaffe- he's currently wholed up in the Maidens suite- and all them stairs are playing havoc with his knees.

He's waiting on the Tiler to finish the ensuite/ wet room- not helped by the fact that he keeps changing his mind- he started off with Beige, then it was Taupe, Orf White and now he's decided to go for Cream with a hint of Misty Buff

Now that that's just about sorted- he's ankle deep in Fabric swatches for the curtains. My sauce tells me that he's opted for an Oak Sunrise after his Mrs, unequivocally ruled out the Beef

I just hope he's around long enough to fully appreciate the low budget finish!