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derwent
 Post subject: One in one out scheme.
PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2025 2:21 pm 
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A man returned to France under the one in one out scheme has returned by small boat.
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 Post subject: Re: One in one out scheme.
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jamie1952
 Post subject: Re: One in one out scheme.
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How much was he given for leaving, more to the point where did he get the money to pay the smugglers to come back ?
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He has an intolerance to garlic i heard.

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It is about time we blew the boats out of the water!
Shame there are no man eating sharks in the Channel!

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 Post subject: Re: One in one out scheme.
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jamie1952 wrote:
How much was he given for leaving, more to the point where did he get the money to pay the smugglers to come back ?

Actually Jamie, as reported, the smugglers have offered free passage again……good for their reputation .

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One in one out could just be this same guy for years
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Thought this was a thread about pools managers.
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Snowy wrote:
jamie1952 wrote:
How much was he given for leaving, more to the point where did he get the money to pay the smugglers to come back ?

Actually Jamie, as reported, the smugglers have offered free passage again……good for their reputation .

even if that happened i,d guess now he had the money to pay for the return journey. poor individuals leaving war torn lands my arse. how many of us have the spare cash to do the same.
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Snowy
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Seriously, they get sent over again free…it’s good for business..
We need Millibean on top of the White Cliffs Of Dover with his ukulele serenading them with his repertoire of welcoming music…that should stop them in their tracks.

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Snowy
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I wonder hoe the French would re-act if the roles were reversed…?

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Snowy wrote:
I wonder hoe the French would re-act if the roles were reversed…?

the same way they would if pools were a french football club. riot and sort the buggers out. must be all the garlic in their veins.
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jamie1952
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France could do more considering the millions the U.K. have give them, launch a few drones to monitor the beaches, once a boat/boats are picked up on the beach stop them, sharp knife is all they need.
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Snowy wrote:
Seriously, they get sent over again free…it’s good for business..
We need Millibean on top of the White Cliffs Of Dover with his ukulele serenading them with his repertoire of welcoming music…that should stop them in their tracks.


Hey that might be a net zero target that people could agree with :dance:

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