One in one out scheme.

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12726

A man returned to France under the one in one out scheme has returned by small boat.

PTID · **Joined:** Wed Apr 26, 2023 3:07 pm **Posts:** 4723

Quel surprise!

jamie1952 · **Joined:** Fri Oct 03, 2025 11:07 am **Posts:** 228

How much was he given for leaving, more to the point where did he get the money to pay the smugglers to come back ?

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Wed Oct 22, 2025 3:32 pm

He has an intolerance to garlic i heard.

Stocksfield_Poolie · **Joined:** Tue Apr 23, 2024 3:29 pm **Posts:** 1492

It is about time we blew the boats out of the water!
Shame there are no man eating sharks in the Channel!

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 38680

jamie1952 wrote:

How much was he given for leaving, more to the point where did he get the money to pay the smugglers to come back ?

Actually Jamie, as reported, the smugglers have offered free passage again……good for their reputation .

elwood · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:31 pm **Posts:** 276

One in one out could just be this same guy for years

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 38680

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Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 8115

Thought this was a thread about pools managers.

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 20887

Snowy wrote:

jamie1952 wrote:

How much was he given for leaving, more to the point where did he get the money to pay the smugglers to come back ?

Actually Jamie, as reported, the smugglers have offered free passage again……good for their reputation .

even if that happened i,d guess now he had the money to pay for the return journey. poor individuals leaving war torn lands my arse. how many of us have the spare cash to do the same.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 38680

Seriously, they get sent over again free…it’s good for business..
We need Millibean on top of the White Cliffs Of Dover with his ukulele serenading them with his repertoire of welcoming music…that should stop them in their tracks.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 38680

I wonder hoe the French would re-act if the roles were reversed…?

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 20887

Snowy wrote:

I wonder hoe the French would re-act if the roles were reversed…?

the same way they would if pools were a french football club. riot and sort the buggers out. must be all the garlic in their veins.

jamie1952 · **Joined:** Fri Oct 03, 2025 11:07 am **Posts:** 228

France could do more considering the millions the U.K. have give them, launch a few drones to monitor the beaches, once a boat/boats are picked up on the beach stop them, sharp knife is all they need.

Splod · **Posted:** Fri Oct 24, 2025 12:31 pm

Snowy wrote:

Seriously, they get sent over again free…it’s good for business..
We need Millibean on top of the White Cliffs Of Dover with his ukulele serenading them with his repertoire of welcoming music…that should stop them in their tracks.

Hey that might be a net zero target that people could agree with :dance:

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