The Poolie Bunker

Picked up a jar of pickled onions this morning in a certain supermarket and noticed the ‘storage instructions’..it said Store in refrigerator and once open consume within three days……they’re pickled onions in vinegar ffs…the clues in the fucking name ..’pickled’ The vinegar is there to preserve them….plus, who’s gonna eat a jar of them in three days…allowing of course for anyone on here who’s pregnant.

Maybe Ronnie Moore- didn't he use them for eyes?

Weird innit. My Mrs insists they get kept in the fridge. Therefore I insisted we get the big ones that taste so strong they make your eyes water (glorious), not the tame little silver skins.

Its all bollocks but it does put doubt in peoples minds to boost sales.

Mars Bar outrage.

A nifty change of topic here but I was shocked to my core when I spotted a Mars Bar in W.H.Smiths at Castleford Xscape, priced at £1.79.

And not even a big one either, one of those new type woke ones!

I like onion bhajis in rice with a bit of mango chutney.

try me. i,d be on my second jar by day 3. must have my onion daily drug down me. if they are some kind of wonder food i,ll still be posting on here in 50 years time if pools are still with us.

pity people do not use there eyes and nose more instead of looking at dates on the side of things. saying that more you speak to there are less now who bother. possibly those who do are on first name terms with everyone at the doctors or local hospitals whose big day out is waiting in a & E.