The Poolie Bunker

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, if a woodchuck coudl chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?

For starters a Groundhog which is also known as a Woodchuck can't chuck wood!!!!

But if say it could it all depends on what type of wood it was!!!!

Balsa wood a woodchuck could chuck it quite a distance because of it's lightness in weight so it could chuck an amazing amount!!!!

But say it got a nice length of Oak in it's paws it would be probably crushed due to the density and weight of the wood....which wouldn't be nice at all!!!!

I think Yew* have had a few drinks tonight!!!!

*Notice I slipped a Tree pun in there!!!!