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 Post subject: Dear Mr Mutley
PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 11:46 pm 
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I'm going for a haircut tomorrow. One of the bewers in the shop (A) cuts it perfectly, while the other one (B) does a decent job, but is just not quite as good as good with the scissors as (A). (A) is a solid granny type, while B is a bit of an insecure divorcee (but a lovely lass all the same).

If the 'next please' comes from B when it's my turn, how do I decline her haircut without hurting her feelings?

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 Post subject: Re: Dear Mr Mutley
PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 11:59 pm 
poolieinnottingham wrote:
I'm going for a haircut tomorrow. One of the bewers in the shop (A) cuts it perfectly, while the other one (B) does a decent job, but is just not quite as good as good with the scissors as (A). (A) is a solid granny type, while B is a bit of an insecure divorcee (but a lovely lass all the same).

If the 'next please' comes from B when it's my turn, how do I decline her haircut without hurting her feelings?


There's 2 ways to sort this dilema out....

1. Tell her to feck off cos she's shit and should be shearing sheep!!!!

and

2. Be a soft tvvat and have it done by her and end up looking like Boris Johnson!!!!

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