The Poolie Bunker

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the man is a legend

I hope the fat bounder dies a very painfull death....soon!!!! :-X :-X :-X

Any particular reason Mutt? Fatist? Personal?

cheeky piss taking twat

'i'm already saving up for my funeral' - means you're getting too much money for being fat, greedyguts.

'A recent trip to Salou by coach with his beloved wife of 15 years, Barbara, 52, and children David, 15, Robert, 14, Leon, 12, and his brother's adopted son Ethan, 11, saw his health dip further.' 6 people to salou - even took one that wasnt his - how fookin much does that cost - cheeky twat - too much money for being fat.

People are bound to say we got the holiday off the state, but we never, we saved up for it - where do you think you get your money from fatso - the empty packet of crisps fairy.fook me.

'I could go rabbiting' - means that he could go to work on a farm - stop his fookin money - too much money for being fat.

"I'd give anything to have my health back, I'd jump out of an aeroplane or I'd even give a year of my Disability Living Allowance (DLA) to charity" - cheeky bastard - if you jump dont do it in the sea as it would cause a tsunami and id give a year of MY DLA - cheeky bastard - cheeky fookin bastard. jump you bounder.

medics are considering amputating his big toes - from the neck please

Basically because a horrible horrible excuse for a human being!!!! :-X :-X

lip up fatty fatty lip up fatty fatty reggae!!!