The Poolie Bunker

Just counting down to the minute when some Darlo dickhead comes on here shouting that we've only sold 1300-odd tickets so far, little realising that all that's happened is that two thirds of the season ticket holders have snapped theirs up with a couple of days before the three stub elite get their chance.

I thought "tick tick tick" was your impression of an Irish turnstile attendant on a typical Saturday afternoon reflecting on supporters going past on their way into the White Elephant Stadium.

Nah, he'd only get to ''''tick............sigh..........Oi wish sumboddy'd torn upp......'

it's the sound of a watch, as opposed to a clock