The Poolie Bunker

And Finn Mac cool did look on his new bride Ethel and verily his testosterone levels shot through the roof of his ring fort 'I shall leave thee standing here naked guarded only by my faithful servany Diarmuid while I go play gulf' For gulf was the entertainment of the lords and they did do their business thereof therein,thereof.
And Ethel, off with Diarmuid did run,so Finn did consult his magician who brought in Finbarr the lobster of moral outrage.
'Its outrageous - they should be banned!' said Finbarr.And so they did cook Finbarr and eat him and afterward they were full with the pleasures of moral outrage.'Something should be done about it!' they all shouted.

Well OK, when we kidnap John Orley and send him to Aberdeen in a sack, maybe we should just put Mutley in there.........

i saw muttley in disguise at the last home game
slippery customer

he was covered in medals of course

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i didnt till he popped out from under his commando dut and palestinian style scarf