Pools v Darlo

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22982

If we did play them at the moment and both teams performed to their capability, how do you reckon the score would look?

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sat Oct 22, 2011 5:17 pm

match Stranraer score today!

Jonny · **Posted:** Sat Oct 22, 2011 5:18 pm

4-0 to pools

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sat Oct 22, 2011 5:18 pm

7 -1 win, 2 sent off for them, pitch invasion in the 75th minute and sussex gets arrested for illegally parking his horse an cart outside the millhouse!

alleztfc · **Posted:** Sat Oct 22, 2011 5:35 pm

The scoreline would match the CHASM which now exists between the two clubs.
ME FOOKING RIBS!!!

Bramstein · **Joined:** Sun Nov 08, 2009 1:49 pm **Posts:** 1526

If it was at Darlo we'd win 2-0.
If it was at ours we'd win 3-0.

Hopefully we'll have a chance to find out by drawing them in the first round of the FA cup. Assuming they qualify. Or is that a given as they won the FA trophy

alleztfc · **Posted:** Sat Oct 22, 2011 5:51 pm

They have to beat the might of Hinckley to get in the 1st round.
Now Braintree (?) tore them a new crevice today...SO FOOKING FUNNY!

Mass suicides are breaking out over on Uncovered. Even Andy Park is beginning to question the Cooper revolution.

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Sat Oct 22, 2011 5:54 pm

You have a poor record against non-league teams in cup games..Darlo 1 pools 0

alleztfc · **Posted:** Sat Oct 22, 2011 5:59 pm

LAUGHABLE stuff on Tees :laugh:

Do you think Cooper is still the man for the job at such a BIG club, Sussex?

Braintree!!! :grin:

Bramstein · **Joined:** Sun Nov 08, 2009 1:49 pm **Posts:** 1526

Sussex07 wrote:

You have a poor record against non-league teams in cup games..Darlo 1 pools 0

Out of the last 8 FA cup games we've had with non-league teams we've won 6 and lost 2. Mind one of the losses was against a team who went on to be relegated from the conference that season so maybe you have a point about us struggling against you should we be drawn together :wink:

alleztfc · **Posted:** Sat Oct 22, 2011 6:05 pm

It would have to be stopped at half-time. FACT!

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Sat Oct 22, 2011 6:05 pm

He's lasted for a long time in Darlo time..Thanks for memories of May..We have to move on, were a big club..

alleztfc · **Posted:** Sat Oct 22, 2011 6:07 pm

God loves a trier confised

Braintree ffs! therethere

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Sat Oct 22, 2011 6:17 pm

Im not convinced a ref would let it go the full 90 minutes

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Sat Oct 22, 2011 6:22 pm

GroovyCrimes wrote:

Im not convinced a ref would let it go the full 90 minutes

Knowing the 'Loids, they would call it off cause their mams shouted them in for tea

alleztfc · **Posted:** Sat Oct 22, 2011 6:26 pm

Cooper's interview was hilarious! AMATEUR in the extreme :laugh:

Fetish_Bob · **Posted:** Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:42 pm

Sussex07 wrote:

He's lasted for a long time in Darlo time..Thanks for memories of May..We have to move on, were a big club..

I wont pull your "were" a big club up.............. But your not even a big fish in a small pond....more of a stickleback

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:53 pm

Fetish_Bob wrote:

Sussex07 wrote:

He's lasted for a long time in Darlo time..Thanks for memories of May..We have to move on, were a big club..

I wont pull your "were" a big club up.............. But your not even a big fish in a small pond....more of a stickleback

Stickleback ???.Thats Plain Nasty, no need for that..
..

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6518

Sussex07 wrote:

Fetish_Bob wrote:

Sussex07 wrote:

He's lasted for a long time in Darlo time..Thanks for memories of May..We have to move on, were a big club..

I wont pull your "were" a big club up.............. But your not even a big fish in a small pond....more of a stickleback

Stickleback ???.Thats Plain Nasty
..

Yeah to sticklebacks :wink:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 41277

I suspect social services would step in and take them into care just before kick off.

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

I'm not sure how much money I'd put on Darlo even being in existence on Third Round day. Their chairman is presumably still losing £20k a week just keeping them going at the White Elephant Arena, and endless mid-table mediocrity in the Blue Square Premier presumably isn't part of his business plan. With all the complications over the ownership of the ground and the land, I predict this season will be see the end of the road for the Loids.

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

Mid-Table?? They'd be DELIGHTED with Mid-Table!!!

Compo · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2011 1:52 pm

Uncoverd is very funny at the moment on the matchday thread Quakerz said this:

Would you take a point today?

No, we need wins not fucking draws at tinpot shitholes that I've never heard of.

Brilliant

Chrissy Stevo · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2011 2:40 pm

Fetish_Bob wrote:

Sussex07 wrote:

He's lasted for a long time in Darlo time..Thanks for memories of May..We have to move on, were a big club..

I wont pull your "were" a big club up.............. But your not even a big fish in a small pond....more of a stickleback

In a thimble of piss.

parmo · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:48 pm

they'll be needing to look at rebuilding from scratch similar to Aldershot, Newport, Wimbledon, Scarborough, Halifax. If this incarnation goes, it would take them 10 years to get back to Conference level more than likely. At least then they would have the town behind them - and the sour taste in the mouth of not paying local businesses for the construction/maintenance of that ridiculous crumbling folly might be forgotten about. Too many stories abound regarding corner cutting with its construction to not have some mileage in them, so it's conceivable the thing might be condemned inside the next 10 years anyway

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

parmo wrote:

they'll be needing to look at rebuilding from scratch similar to Aldershot, Newport, Wimbledon, Scarborough, Halifax. If this incarnation goes, it would take them 10 years to get back to Conference level more than likely. At least then they would have the town behind them - and the sour taste in the mouth of not paying local businesses for the construction/maintenance of that ridiculous crumbling folly might be forgotten about. Too many stories abound regarding corner cutting with its construction to not have some mileage in them, so it's conceivable the thing might be condemned inside the next 10 years anyway

They are not stories about cost cutting. They are facts. Otis Lifts and Severfield Reeve have some unbelievable anecdotes about their dealings around the time of the construction. And the contractors were Hall Construction Services..........known more for groundworks. Truly bizarre tales abound, some even as daft the club offering season tcikets in leiu of payments.....as well as paying in cash......pound coins.

I kid you not.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2011 4:06 pm

The Colonel wrote:

parmo wrote:

they'll be needing to look at rebuilding from scratch similar to Aldershot, Newport, Wimbledon, Scarborough, Halifax. If this incarnation goes, it would take them 10 years to get back to Conference level more than likely. At least then they would have the town behind them - and the sour taste in the mouth of not paying local businesses for the construction/maintenance of that ridiculous crumbling folly might be forgotten about. Too many stories abound regarding corner cutting with its construction to not have some mileage in them, so it's conceivable the thing might be condemned inside the next 10 years anyway

They are not stories about cost cutting. They are facts. Otis Lifts and Severfield Reeve have some unbelievable anecdotes about their dealings around the time of the construction. And the contractors were Hall Construction Services..........known more for groundworks. Truly bizarre tales abound, some even as daft the club offering season tcikets in leiu of payments.....as well as paying in cash......pound coins.

I kid you not.

Concurring with my junior officer.

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2011 4:07 pm

Saturdays fixtures;

Hartlepool United V Charlton Athletic

Darlington V Hinckley......

I don't think much else needs adding :laugh:

Apart from you've got to fancy Hinckley!

Again in the Echo today Cooper commented that the oppositions players were 'running about' and his weren't. What does he fooking manage a table football team!?

He makes John Beck sound like Johan Cruyff.

alleztfc · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2011 4:08 pm

The Colonel wrote:

parmo wrote:

they'll be needing to look at rebuilding from scratch similar to Aldershot, Newport, Wimbledon, Scarborough, Halifax. If this incarnation goes, it would take them 10 years to get back to Conference level more than likely. At least then they would have the town behind them - and the sour taste in the mouth of not paying local businesses for the construction/maintenance of that ridiculous crumbling folly might be forgotten about. Too many stories abound regarding corner cutting with its construction to not have some mileage in them, so it's conceivable the thing might be condemned inside the next 10 years anyway

They are not stories about cost cutting. They are facts. Otis Lifts and Severfield Reeve have some unbelievable anecdotes about their dealings around the time of the construction. And the contractors were Hall Construction Services..........known more for groundworks. Truly bizarre tales abound, some even as daft the club offering season tcikets in leiu of payments.....as well as paying in cash......pound coins.

I kid you not.

MASSIVE club, that Darlo... :laugh:

alleztfc · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2011 4:31 pm

http://www.darlofc.co.uk/news.php?NewsID=685

MASSIVE, i tells ye!!! Looks like they're playing on the fooking Rec!
:laugh:

Compo · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2011 4:35 pm

A picture says a thousand words:

alleztfc · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2011 4:39 pm

'Rock Bottom'...you'll know it when you get there!!! (MASSIVE club, mind...)

Chrissy Stevo · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2011 7:05 pm

Its gone beyond funny now

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