The Poolie Bunker

That Sheffield UTD have signed a player called fatty. Has Dibble defected?

no! dibbs name is FARTY not FATTY

It could have been 'patty' anf if the first name was 'Savoury' it's one of dibbles nom-de-plumes.

Morning Mr Gloves.

Off to junior footy are we?? Is it still windy??

I see swift flowing game where most of the effort is spent recovering the ball from neighbouring gardens!!

The Wembley Trophy!!

Ah the days of a black and blue instep!! Whipping in crosses that travelled no more than ten feet and failed to get above waist height.

Not like this ball today you know, like a balloon that, when I was a lad the laces'd lacerate your forehead in wet weather...............(attempts to get up on zimmer but fails and leaks piss everywhere........)

My first casey had 'T' shaped panels, I thought I was Fido's danglers.

Well good luck to you, it's just raining and cold here.

Good Morning also Mr Atweazle, fabricating the news again this morning hey?? I have a lovely article from the China Daily if you're interested about some medical research that's going on here?? Victor Lewis Smith would only work one hour a week at Private Eye if he had the sources I've got!!