The Poolie Bunker

If I have an Heart Attack in the next few years!!!!

Today Ive had....

2 Slices of Toast with lashings and lashings of Butter!!!! :sweet:

2 Fried Egg Sarnies with 6 slices of Bread + Salt and Tomato Sauce!!!! :sweet:

A Small Chip Butty with Salt & Vinegar!!!! :sweet:

1 Sausage, 1 Egg & Chips with 1 Bun and 2 slices of Bread + Salt and Vinegar and Tomato Sauce!!!! :sweet:

Just had the Munchies so I had 3 packets of Cheese & Onion Hula Hoops and 2 packets of Cheese Walkers....with 8 cubes of cheese!!!! :sweet:

About 4 cups of tea with Milk & Sugar!!!! :sweet:

The chips made in Beef Dripping!!!! :sweet:

I'm on my 8th can of Sir John Smiths and I've had....18 John Players!!!! :sweet:



I bet I won't be laughing when I get pains in me chest and down my left arm!!!!



PS....what made me think of this was when I was on my 5th packet of crisps 'Cardiac Arrest' started playing off Madness 7!!!!

Reading back on that I think I should change my user name to....

you should never have joined the "SLIMFAST" club Mutt

you should just do your own thing

you will never gain weight this way

Your arse is gonna hate you later

Jesus Mutters............................






















Tea with sugar, that's rank

... but that's what you eat at work anyway...

How, Mutts, does the name 'Elvis Presley' mean anything to you??

He was this geezer in America, had some strange eating habits, like........ :sweet: :sweet:

Spot of advice mate, get a new bathroom fitted.....your lass will be mortified (no pun intended like) if the pall bearers get to see your 1970's avocado pan and cistern!!