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Montpoolier · **Posted:** Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:35 pm

Are you sure you don't mean Garl Carside, author of "Thirty Days in the Samarkind Desert with the Duchess of Kent" which was plagiarised by A. E. J. Eliott, O.B.E.?

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:17 pm

Elvis Costellos Glasses wrote:

Garside....Mmmmm...I THINK I'm safe to tell this tale.

The Boxing/Bouncing Garside was on the door at Oscars around 1982 time. Also at that time, I was loosely modelling myself on David Sylvian from Japan, bit of dyed blond hair, touch of make up, feather ear-ring..the sort of thing that was fairly commonplace in The Gem of a Thursday eve in those days.
Anyway, Garside didn't like these "Poofs" in his Wine Bar and followed me up the stairs into the bogs and started to give me a load of grief. Fuelled by whatever, I think it must have been strong though, I fronted him out and went face-to-face with him offering him a one-to-one outside. I got down to the back of Oscars and did the honourable thing..RAN LIKE FOOK across the Car-Park!!! Honest, the face on him, he couldn't muster up a jog for the steroids, meanwhile I was over near Tones Garage taunting him.

rolfl

What a Narse!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:33 pm

I tried that with Mick Sorby and some of his cronies in 42 early 90's but I wasn't fast enough!!!! :evil:

Well they did chase me in a car and I recieved a good kicking outside me Mother's house!!!! confised

PS....Mick Sorby is our lasses' Godfather!!!! confised

poolpower · **Posted:** Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:20 pm

bit of dyed blond hair, touch of make up, feather ear-ring

i will look on you in a different light from now on young sir

does mr atweasel know about your past life rolfl

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:32 pm

Elvis Costellos Glasses wrote:

Trader Jacks, Peppermint Park...oh yes, fine establishments.
Mind you, I was sick of THEM by 83!

Just as well really as Peppermint Park burnt down in 1983,about 2 days before my 18th birthday :evil:

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22962

Try being a new romantic in a commando unit. It's not easy!

poolpower · **Posted:** Thu Jan 11, 2007 5:07 pm

you are now outed and shall be known as cpl klinger or Mary which ever suits you

prpare to repel atweasel

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22962

Way back in 81 me and a couple of the lads had been down to Camden Palace for the big Thursday night do in there. We did indeed look like a right bunch of savory ducks. On getting back to the barracks early teh next morning it transpired that the IRA has attacked Para Reg in Aldershot, consequently the alert had gone up to Amber. This meant that everyone had to sign in at the guardroom.

The RSM was on duty in the guardroom and we wandering in sheepishly with our heads down trying to hide the well smudged mascara et al. However our luck was out and the Razzman caught a glimpse.

A shout of STAND UP was heard followed by said Razzman shouting (again) WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU LADIES THEN, CONCERT PARTY? No Sir, been to a fancy dress. I TAKE IT YOU F*****G WON!!!

Follows a sharp instruction to disappear and be back in 5 minutes looking as much like a soldier as we could muster.

Next morning on parade RSM comes out and brings the parade to attention. He starts........ it has come to my attention that certain factions of this so called commando unit, has take to wearing frocks and make up. Come on lads, remember you are representing Her Majesty's finest military force so next time you go out try and look a little more like members of an elite force...

Might I suggest a little less blusher, a slighly lighter shade of eye shadow and always remember to use waterproof mascara in case it rains.

Parade falls about in titters and ripped the piss for the next week.

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:55 am

Was it Mr Garside, or it may have been Stuart Lithgo, that other well known Poolie Pugilist, when stopped for speeding, came up with the classic "I was running low on petrol, so I was trying to get home before I ran out".

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