The Most Disgusting Thing That Has Ever Happened To Me....

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Sep 20, 2009 1:00 am

Happened Tonight!!!! :evil:

I was in the '3 Lions'....(Sports Bar)....tonight for an Engagement Party with '1977' playing!!!! :coool:

Anyway....I went downstairs for a Tab and it had just started Raining....(spitting)....so the 'Foyer' was chokka with Bewers/Women all having a Tab....and as I was politely making my way through this Fat Fecking Ugly as sin Heffa Sneezed....right in/onto my face....I felt every drop of snot/mucus hit my face!!!! :shock:

I looked for a couple of seconds....I couldn't believe what she had actually done....and then I just walked out and lit a Tab up!!!! confised

The Kunt never even put her hand over her mouth/nose when she did it....and after she did it....when I was basically in a daze/shocked....she just carried on talking to her other mates in the Herd as if nothing happened!!!! rage

I smoked my Tab in silence....honest to God....I just couldn't believe what had happened!!!! :shock:

When I went back in I told our lass and Mr.Parmo and others at our table....and then went into the Toilet and luckily they had 'Anti-Bacterial Soap' in a dispenser at the sink....I emptied that into my hands and scrubbed my face....and then scrubbed it some more!!!! confised

When I told them what had happened they ALL said the same thing....'Did you say anything to the Kunt'????

I never....I was that fecking shocked!!!! confised

I'm still speechless....(as you can tell)....that this fecking Pig actually done it!!!! confised

In fact....I think I just imagined it....no-one....not even SCUM are that disgusting....are they????

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 13410

That is disgraceful behaviour, but you got her description right, Mr Mutley, she is a pig!!!!.

Salty · **Posted:** Sun Sep 20, 2009 9:44 am

how frightfully horrific my dear chap

minging

1977 the album? or tribute band?!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Sep 20, 2009 12:36 pm

Tribute band!!!! :coool:

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Sun Sep 20, 2009 1:05 pm

That was really funny Mutley . :grin:

There are some disguting 'Heffas' about. :grin:

Freaky Teeth · **Posted:** Sun Sep 20, 2009 1:06 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

Happened Tonight!!!! :evil:

I was in the '3 Lions'....(Sports Bar)....tonight for an Engagement Party with '1977' playing!!!! :coool:

Anyway....I went downstairs for a Tab and it had just started Raining....(spitting)....so the 'Foyer' was chokka with Bewers/Women all having a Tab....and as I was politely making my way through this Fat Fecking Ugly as sin Heffa Sneezed....right in/onto my face....I felt every drop of snot/mucus hit my face!!!! :shock:

I looked for a couple of seconds....I couldn't believe what she had actually done....and then I just walked out and lit a Tab up!!!! confised

The Kunt never even put her hand over her mouth/nose when she did it....and after she did it....when I was basically in a daze/shocked....she just carried on talking to her other mates in the Herd as if nothing happened!!!! rage

I smoked my Tab in silence....honest to God....I just couldn't believe what had happened!!!! :shock:

When I went back in I told our lass and Mr.Parmo and others at our table....and then went into the Toilet and luckily they had 'Anti-Bacterial Soap' in a dispenser at the sink....I emptied that into my hands and scrubbed my face....and then scrubbed it some more!!!! confised

When I told them what had happened they ALL said the same thing....'Did you say anything to the Kunt'????

I never....I was that fecking shocked!!!! confised

I'm still speechless....(as you can tell)....that this fecking Pig actually done it!!!! confised

In fact....I think I just imagined it....no-one....not even SCUM are that disgusting....are they????

Not like you Mutley, i'd of expected you to give her a right mouth full, the horrible cow

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Sun Sep 20, 2009 1:16 pm

It must have been terrifying for Mutley being surrounded by all them hags... :roll:

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Sun Sep 20, 2009 1:18 pm

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Sun Sep 20, 2009 2:19 pm

One night when i was working at Coasters this bewer knocked the drinks over on the table she swept the lager off the table top with her hands and walked over to me on the door and wiped her hands down the front of my new white shirt.
When i went and asked her for an apology her boyfriend said chill out so he went out on his head.

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