The Poolie Bunker

When I came in and now I can't find it!!!!

I had £60 and hid it in 3 different places....£20 in each place!!!!

I've found £20 but I can't find the other £40!!!!

Does anyone know where I've put it????

My dad did that many many years ago. I was a little kid and I remember him ripping the bedroom to bits trying to find out where he'd hid it. My mam would have had it spent if she had found it. He blamed her for a few years until one day they were stripping the wallpaper off and he found it. He had peeled back a bit of the paper behind the wardrobe and created a pocket in it. He was too pissed to remember.

Is it it one of your DMs Mutters?

I've checked!!!!

I've even checked the Bread Bin and the Fridge!!!!

It's not in one of them 'toys' is it ?

How about pockets of clothes that are hung up?

Fens, are you seriously suggesting that Mutley hangs his clothes up when he comes in from a night on the lash ?

PS....checked all my clothes that were flung on the floor!!!!

I was thinking more of clothes hung up that their lass had washed and ironed.

Here is one Mutters, check your wallet

look inside your duds!! PS You haven't wiped your arse today have you?

Check the bogs. When you're busting to go you're liable to plonk your stuff down anywhere.

It's been hid inside the till at Burn Valley Wines

when i dropped my lad off in morrisons to do sme bag packing your lass was first in the Q with trolley full of stuff?

always the same excuse
go out on the lash
blow your wad in and can't remember where you have been

just that you had sixty quid when you went out

and now it is gone when you get up

I did exactly the same on Friday afternoon, after work (i.e got home pissed and potless) Although I've a good idea where it went, my wad that is.

Then yesterday I went out and spent about £60 on booze, at the supermarket. It's frightening how much there is, you could kill yourself drinking that amount (well eventually)

I think I know where the missing cash has gone, I saw the dog looking very pleased earlier with one of these round his neck


http://www.thepamperedpup.com/picture-g ... lar-lg.gif

It'll be between a couple of CDs in your rack or else in a book somewhere.

Give us a bell about March if it hasn't turned up.

that reminds me of a customer i used to have
when his kids asked for money he used to say
"go and give Margo a fumble"
the point being he kept his loose cash in the Margo Fonteyn biography