The Poolie Bunker

i thought it was good of my old friend mr hodcroft to use his agm speech ( full text on the official website ) to personally apologise for upsetting me greatly. very magnanamous of sir ken to admit knacking the job up and take full blame for among other things not sacking the chuckle brothers sooner, for gambling on stevo, for getting us relegated etc etc. he even tried to explain exactly what he is paying cat turner to do, although i is still not fully understanding.

i sent him a cheeky text saying the bizz article was nothing personal and the ribbing ive been giving him on here was just a wake up call. he rang me back but i was watching a recording of x factor at the time, so i is not answering. he left a voicemail.

it said he was slowly getting things sorted. he has passed the list of players i told him is shite onto wilson and dw has promised to weed them out. he has promised to have foley in the squad in future and not to sell nelson without speaking to me or chip junior first. he has also promised to sign a very good striker at the first available opportunity.

as a result i think its time to call a truce. i is promising to stop pointing out wilsons mistakes. i is also agreeing not to laugh at jon daly or any of our other so called strikers. i is also agreeing to give a percentage of my substatial winnings should leona win x factor to youth development at the club.