The Grand Hotel tonight...

poolpower · **Posted:** Sun Nov 26, 2006 1:38 am

f f f f f f f off

Cowboy · **Posted:** Sun Nov 26, 2006 1:43 am

I do not like you, please go away?

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

My surname is Dunn, not Duun- you tosspot.

Spender · **Posted:** Sun Nov 26, 2006 12:33 pm

'Why don't you just fuck off and die??'

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Sun Nov 26, 2006 6:01 pm

headys alright when you have a bit of crack with him, hes entitled to an opinion like everyone else :grin:

Mute Witness · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:10 am **Posts:** 3588

Are you in here drinking to get depressed?

Moriarty · **Posted:** Sun Nov 26, 2006 6:31 pm

Elvis Costellos Glasses wrote:

I was standing at the bar with the lads from the band when this bloke sidles up next to me..."You're Phil Duun aren't you"??

"Aye..should I know you"?

"I'm not sure if I should tell you who I am"....

Needless to say it was Headlander, enemy of the club and whinging bastad of the first degree.

I'll give anybody 3 bonus points if they can guess, or even paraphrase my 8-word reply. :evil:

Thank God you're not that cockney bounder, Sarf :laugh:

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Sun Nov 26, 2006 6:35 pm

bounder? that would be far too nice sarf rolfl

Mute Witness · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:10 am **Posts:** 3588

I'm suprised he was in there, I'm sure he was moaning that the beer in the Grand Hotel is too expensive.

Mute Witness · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:10 am **Posts:** 3588

BTW: We are waiting very patiently, the suspense is killing us. If this post fails to meet up to the same amount surrounded Ali Gibb then you will be in deep trouble!

BritishWestHpool · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:35 pm **Posts:** 1243

Tell me, do you support Pools or Darlo?

Mick Tait's Head Bandage · **Posted:** Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:36 pm

Nice to meet you. What are you drinking? rolfl

TheGingerPoolie · **Posted:** Sun Nov 26, 2006 9:49 pm

"Do you take mushrooms when watching Pools?"

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22958

I love you xxx

ChunkyMonkey · **Joined:** Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:59 pm **Posts:** 569

Elvis Costellos Glasses wrote:

My exact words were...

"I'll give you this, you've got some balls..."

I wish I'd had my thinking head on :uhoh:

Did you have your knob in your hand at the time?? rolfl

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:57 pm

he's just a wind-up merchant [which can get ugly], but he's alright in his own way :uhoh:

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Mon Nov 27, 2006 2:04 pm

Elvis Costellos Glasses wrote:

He's only "alright" if you don't mind people slagging your club and it's players on a daily basis. Rightly or wrongly, I do mind.

He is an argumentative old silly boy with an attention seeking disorder

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Nov 27, 2006 2:06 pm

it annoys the hell outta me too phil [why else do we ban him??! ;)], but you just gotta remember that its only a wind-up on an internet thingy-bob

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Nov 27, 2006 2:34 pm

welcome to the board!

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Nov 27, 2006 2:46 pm

Mr ADG wrote:

Excuse me Mr Saltburn. May I refer you to Bunker Rule 23.234.21.a.1 of the constitution:

It states:

Only Mr Chairman(ADG) can use the phrase welcome to the board to Mr Cornelius Atweasle.

Dont do it again.

Kind Regards

Mr Chairman.

but......I'm exempt! I gotta certificate!!

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Mon Nov 27, 2006 2:58 pm

Mr ADG wrote:

I am in charge around here. :roll:

About as much as you are in your own house, bitch.

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