The Poolie Bunker

... for those poor sods perched high up on the gantry/scaffolding ontop of The Cyril Knowels Stand with the wind viciously whipping in from the North Sea and torrential rain lashing down! How glamourous it must be to be a Sky Sports cameraman eh?

There's compensations though Milord.

Like the beach volleyball in Brazil?? Maria Sharapova. Free entry to the ashes. The Ryder Cup.

Just don't annoy the gaffer or you end up in Hartlepool on a rainy Monday night in November. Them fellas on that gantry must have gone round and pissed on his kids.