Sex in the garden

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 40894

Sitting in the sun after putting some fencing up and there’s a very, very strange noise coming over from next doors fence…..what’s going on over there says the wife, have a look…… so I saunter over casually ..walk up to the fence and before my very eyes see they’re having it away hammer and togs……the noise was horrendous and the wife said do something, so I thought fuck it, get the hose out,fuck em the dirty sods… this is well out of order …they’re a fucking nuisance wood pigeons when they have their nest ready. :angry-tappingfoot:

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Mon Jul 07, 2025 4:46 pm

I had a couple of gulls at it the other day on the flat. I am sure the male was shouting "of course i love ya!

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 8809

Bluestreak wrote:

I had a couple of gulls at it the other day on the flat. I am sure the male was shouting "of course i love ya!

Now give us me chips back!

Kettering Poolie · **Posted:** Tue Jul 08, 2025 12:14 am

We've all been there- I know I have! bbolt

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 23134

Kettering Poolie wrote:

:laugh: We've all been there- I know I have! bbolt

or would have liked to have been if it wasn,t for bloody hay fever.

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