Text speak should go on the pet hate thread as well. Our little 'un does it. Puts 'ov' instead of 'of which must be the most pointless abbreviation ever since it's errrmmmmm...not an abbreviation. Puts 'wiv' instead of 'with' and I cringe every time.
Put 'em all in a sealed room, drop some Xyklon B in and make the exit a key pad in which you have to type 'Please let me out, I am able to write correctly, honestly,' in order to open the door.
'Cept our little 'un of course, I shall undertake her rehabilitation myself....

Bit like the Blair kids.
