The Poolie Bunker

....so you can dress up a cup of coffee in a thimble as much as you like, but I aint' the worlds greatest coffee fan (tea's my nectar), the machines at work give you a different cup every trip. You get 9 lousy cups outa' every 10.
Then there's the experts in Latte, Decaf and all that other bollocks......is this more Yankie culture being inflicted on us Brits?

Can't decide what's worse, a Nespresso as advertised by George Clooney or a Wii fit as advertised by Helen Mirren. What I don't understand is - surely neither of them can need the money?

Gingerbread latte's at costa coffee!!!!

Now you're talking!

Ahhh yes but is that green tea, white tea, earl grey, yorkshire tea, ginseng tea, root tea, tea bagged, tea leaved, tea strained,

It's all about flogging 'coffee' to particular markets. The swooning woman of a certain age who thinks George is ' luverly' will buy it as in the Helen Mirren case selling moronic 'games' to men of a certain age who still lust after her.

The egg nog latte at Starbucks, the only different thing I ever have of the menu, normally I just have a black coffee.

Basically all these coffee adverts are rubbish, go to a coffee shop buy some good quality grounded coffee and invest in an espresso coffee machine, which does a better job anyway.

I just use one of plunger things at home.....piece of pee pee

what makes me laugh is they are all sat outside drinking the stuff they'll be sat there now shivering with the snow coming down,at the price they charge i would want a seat inside

Customer: Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud!
Waiter: It was only ground this morning!

You cant smoke inside though and nothing goes better with a coffee than a cig.

Well said that man, there is a connection and you`ve motivated me to leave the igloo and go to the shop for a pack to go with the beverage, cheers