Lost/Stolen Mobile Phone!!!!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:14 pm

Another Mobile Story!!!! :roll:

We got the bairn a mobile for Christmas cos she'd been asking for one and plus all her friends have them!!!!
It was only £30 but she loved it!!!! :sweet:
Anyway she comes home from school tonight and asks to take it out with her while she takes the dog round the block because she was waiting for a text off her friend!!!!
I said ok but keep it in your pocket....it was the first time she'd took it out by herself*!!!!
(*The phone not the dog before you all start!!!!) :roll:

Anyway within 3 minutes she's back in the house....she said it had started to hoy down!!!!
As she was taking her jacket off she screamed....'My phone's gone....it's fell out of my pocket'!!!! :shock:

She was crying her eyes out!!!! confised

So me and her go straight out to see if we can see it on the floor....she'd only walked 60 metres max!!!!
Couldn't see it anywhere!!!! confised

Even went into the cornershop to ask if it had been handed in....no!!!! confised

We came home and she was crying her eyes out still and saying her mam would kill her for losing it etc!!!! confised

I said she wouldn't....it was only an accident etc etc!!!! confised

I sent a text using my phone asking if anyone found it could they bring it to 2 ....... Street etc or ring my phone.
No answer!!!!
When our lass came in she tried ringing it but it had been switched off!!!!
She kept trying and then it had been switched back on but they wouldn't answer!!!! :evil:

This had been going on for half the night so I sent the following text....

'Why not just pop the Phone through the letterbox? My 9 year old daughter got the phone for Christmas and is heartbroken. It's only a cheap phone and will be blocked on Friday anyway....so you might as well return it. Knock on the door and you'll get £10 or just put it through the letterbox. Thank you.'

Still no reply!!!! :evil:

I'm not bothered about the phone....the thing that gets me is that they now know it's a kids phone!!!!
Even by the style of it you can tell it's a kids phone!!!!
And it is going to be blocked!!!!

This Country!!!! rage

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:19 pm

breaks yer heart for the kid...... hope she's ok mutt

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:20 pm

Salty wrote:

breaks yer heart for the kid...... hope she's ok mutt

Yeah she's ok now after her Mother never belted her all over the house!!!! :grin:

Took me ages to wrestle the belt off our lass like!!!! :shock:

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:36 pm

Sickener Mutt,I hope the shitheads get their just deserts.

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

Maybe the phone is just fucked because it was lashing it down, if it was only £30 then it'll probably break quite easily?

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22959

Anything to say Mr Aptid ?

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:51 pm

Tax Paying Poolie wrote:

Maybe the phone is just f*** because it was lashing it down, if it was only £30 then it'll probably break quite easily?

We were back out the house within minutes and it wasn't on the floor!!!! confised

She'd only walked 60 metres max!!!! confised

Plus the phone has been switched off....on....off....on etc etc!!!! confised

Like I say....I'm not really bothered....1000's of phones get lost/stolen everyday!!!! confised

But I now understand how Mr.Gloves felt....the bairns face when she realised she'd lost it!!!! violin

sad

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:53 pm

GroovyCrimes wrote:

Sickener Mutt,I hope the shitheads get their just deserts.

No chance at all of catching him/her confised

....I'm not looking for that anyway!!!!

It's just knowing that they know it's a kids Xmas pressie!!!! :evil:

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22959

Not really Elves, I thought the original post was wrong and this one highlighted how ADG Jr was feeling at the time.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:04 am

Mr I wrote:

Not really Elves, I thought the original post was wrong

What was wrong with my post???? confised

Moriarty · **Posted:** Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:10 am

Sorry to read that Mr Mutters. banghead

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:16 am

sarf wrote:

Sorry to read that Mr Mutters. banghead

Cheers Mr.Sarf!!!! :wink:

aptid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:49 pm **Posts:** 1506

Mr I, I'll await Mutley posting an inane "I received this in my mailbox today message" before replying if thats ok with you.

However don't let my lack of a response stop you from posting another shire horse classic in the meantime.

Read the footer saddo.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:36 am

aptid wrote:

Mr I, I'll await Mutley posting an inane "I received this in my mailbox today message" before replying if thats ok with you.

'Inane'???? confised

aptid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:49 pm **Posts:** 1506

Mutts, the irony is you don't post inane. Mr I is baiting for reasons only known to him.

FFS move on.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Jan 18, 2007 1:00 am

aptid wrote:

Mutts, the irony is you don't post inane. Mr I is baiting for reasons only known to him.

Oh right....sorry!!!! :uhoh:

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22959

I am not baiting, I just thought that taking the piss out of a kid getting a christmas present stolen was not a good subject for a joke. I'm being entirely serious.

I do agree though, move on.

aptid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:49 pm **Posts:** 1506

Mr I, my last words on the subject also.

For clarity, my post wasn't taking the pizz out of a kid who lost a phone, it was taking the pizz out of the "garbled email" messageboard topic and originator.

It may have missed the mark in some quarters, but that's all it was.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22959

Fair enough. Now whats your gripe with shire horses? :wink:

aptid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:49 pm **Posts:** 1506

It was hardly your most inspired post was it? :laugh:

the antitheist · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:58 am **Posts:** 243

Mr ADG wrote:

I think it would be best If I didnt comment on this thread, as I have a very limited sense of humour.

no, your just limited

from, a big girls blouse

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:42 am

Mr ADG wrote:

I think it would be best If I didnt comment on this thread, as I have very limited slackness around my waistband.

We know!!!! :roll:

the antitheist · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:58 am **Posts:** 243

Mr ADG wrote:

bounders

your grubby pie eating fingers hit the letter c before you typed NUTS :laugh:

the antitheist · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:58 am **Posts:** 243

Mr ADG wrote:

My fingers arent grubby.

And anyway, stop trying to be funny. I only have a limitred sense of humour.

I must have missed the comment, but it clear that somebody has wound you up about it. How's things over at the graveyard?

the antitheist · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:58 am **Posts:** 243

Mr ADG wrote:

the antitheist wrote:

Mr ADG wrote:

My fingers arent grubby.

And anyway, stop trying to be funny. I only have a limitred sense of humour.

I must have missed the comment, but it clear that somebody has wound you up about it. How's things over at the graveyard?

Dead.

any gossip, any leavers, any new starters, come on, spill.

I hope the weasel isn't lurking about with all those ^^^^ commas

the antitheist · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:58 am **Posts:** 243

Mr ADG wrote:

Well I have plans as you know.

But no news on any more departures yet.

I will obviously keep you posted. :wink:

Slightly o/t, but due to a retrogressing high pressure system and height rises over western greenland, forming an atlantic block, we may get some cold, snowy weather next week :shock:

the antitheist · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:58 am **Posts:** 243

Mr ADG wrote:

Yeh right. Your the bounder that told me we would have a white christmas. rolfl

I DID NOT!!!!!!! banghead

the antitheist · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:58 am **Posts:** 243

Mr ADG wrote:

Errrrrrrrrrrr........................you did. stupid stupid

I'm not talking to you anymore, you have a very limited sense of humour anyway :wink:

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:22 pm

What have you published, Cornelius? Is it something one should know about?

poolpower · **Posted:** Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:35 pm

A tale of mystery and intrigue
with the usual smattering of fetish's

you can't change a habit of a life time

poolpower · **Posted:** Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:45 pm

will it be on dvd clappp

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Jan 18, 2007 3:02 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

poolpower wrote:

will it be on dvd clappp

In the specialist category.

But no animals! Animals are right out. We someone who's into that sort of DVD, don't we boys and girls. :wink:

Speak for yourself

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Jan 18, 2007 3:56 pm

Just had a knock on the door!!!!
Opened the door and a young Asian lad was stood there with a file and notebook etc in his hands!!!!
Here we go I thought....he'll be selling something!!!! :roll:

'What street is this'? he asks!!!!

'Blah blah' says I!!!! :roll:

'Have you lost something'?

'errr yes a mobile phone'!!!!

Then he asks what type and colour etc!!!!

I tell him!!!!

He produces the phone out of his pocket and pointed to where he found it....barely 1o metres from our front door!!!! :grin:

He then goes all apologetic....saying 'I'm very sorry I'm late....I've been to College....I couldn't find the street....I'm new here I'm from Pakistan'!!!!

I tell him not to worry etc and thank him for the phone and I tell him the Bairn will be overjoyed when she gets home from school!!!! :sweet:

I've took his name and address and I will be taking the bairn round with a thank-you card with £10 in it!!!! :grin:

I'm over the moon and I can't wait to see the bairns face when she gets in!!!! :sweet: :grin:

:sweet:

I'll also be sending a letter of thanks into The Mail!!!! :grin:

Thank you very much Mudassar Hassan of Tankerville Street!!!! :grin:

Over The Moon!!!! :grin:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Jan 18, 2007 3:58 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Thankfully, there's still some good folk around.

I couldn't agree more!!!! :grin:

Plus it's her 10th Birthday on Monday and she said she was going to buy a new one out of her Birthday money because she didn't want me and her mam to buy another one cos we couldn't really afford it as we'd already bought her that one for Christmas and it wouldn't be fair!!!!
Bless!!!! :grin:

3Quid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:11 pm **Posts:** 1791

Ive burnt me fooking sausages now reading this thread :evil:

Im glad you got the bairns phone back Mutley, it just goes to show there are still honest people about :grin:

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:13 pm

Elvis Costellos Glasses wrote:

...and if someone had said "Mudassar Hassan from Tankerville Street"

I dunno about Mudassar Hassan but Tankervlle Street would have set alarm bells ringing straight away! :shock:

Mick Tait's Head Bandage · **Posted:** Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:17 pm

My bad day has just got a little better reading that!!!! clappp

Great stuff, well done that man.

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:43 pm

Thatll do nicely,grand news Mutt.

Moriarty · **Posted:** Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:50 pm

katcha · **Posted:** Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:53 pm

just as long as he ain't cloned the sim and phoned home!! rolfl

poolpower · **Posted:** Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:41 pm

well done Mudassar Hassan shame some one ELSE from our community has not got the same principles

katcha · **Posted:** Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:48 pm

Good news

BUT WHY OH FERKINN WHY

people buying 9 year old kids mobile phones???????

9 year old - they do not need them

Hawklord · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm **Posts:** 3118

Rather than the £10 reward why not offer to pay for a home ticket to the next Pools home match (if he isn't already Poolie), may introduce a new member to that wonderful experience that is Hartlepool United. Especially as ethnic minorities are sadly under represented in football. Just a thought.

3Quid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:11 pm **Posts:** 1791

katcha wrote:

Good news

BUT WHY OH FERKINN WHY

people buying 9 year old kids mobile phones???????

9 year old - they do not need them

Think about it col, if they are playing out and are in danger for whatever reason, what better way to get in touch with your parents?

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:13 pm

katcha wrote:

Good news

BUT WHY OH FERKINN WHY

people buying 9 year old kids mobile phones???????

9 year old - they do not need them

I know what you are saying but it's a fashion thing isn't it!!!!

When I was 8 I got my first pair of DM's....(Baby Bouncers), a red Harrington and a No.1 allover!!!!
I didn't NEED any of the above....but it was what I was into in 1980!!!! :sweet: :grin:

Hawklord · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm **Posts:** 3118

chip fireball wrote:

some bright spark would probably fill him in.

Aye Chip, you're probably right - sad that.

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Jan 19, 2007 6:24 am

richard head wrote:

Elvis Costellos Glasses wrote:

...and if someone had said "Mudassar Hassan from Tankerville Street"

I dunno about Mudassar Hassan but Tankervlle Street would have set alarm bells ringing straight away! :shock:

Oyy!!!!!!!

My Aunty Dot lived in Tankerville Street, number 10.

That's not Mudassar's address is it?? That would be too spooky.

But yes, heartwarming to think he took the trouble on such a shitty day to seek you out and return it for your nipper. What a nice kid. rolf

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22959

Personally I would have preferred to see something a little more cerebral; junior trival persuit maybe or perhaps a geographical educational game.

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Sat Jan 20, 2007 10:34 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

Just had a knock on the door!!!!
Opened the door and a young Asian lad was stood there with a file and notebook etc in his hands!!!!
Here we go I thought....he'll be selling something!!!! :roll:

'What street is this'? he asks!!!!

'Blah blah' says I!!!! :roll:

'Have you lost something'?

'errr yes a mobile phone'!!!!

Then he asks what type and colour etc!!!!

I tell him!!!!

He produces the phone out of his pocket and pointed to where he found it....barely 1o metres from our front door!!!! :grin:

He then goes all apologetic....saying 'I'm very sorry I'm late....I've been to College....I couldn't find the street....I'm new here I'm from Pakistan'!!!!

I tell him not to worry etc and thank him for the phone and I tell him the Bairn will be overjoyed when she gets home from school!!!! :sweet:

I've took his name and address and I will be taking the bairn round with a thank-you card with £10 in it!!!! :grin:

I'm over the moon and I can't wait to see the bairns face when she gets in!!!! :sweet: :grin:

:sweet:

I'll also be sending a letter of thanks into The Mail!!!! :grin:

Thank you very much Mudassar Hassan of Tankerville Street!!!! :grin:

Over The Moon!!!! :grin:

excellent news mutters, nice to hear theres still some nice honest people around. it brought a tear of joy to the eye that little story, and like a previous replier said it makes a shit day turn good hearing something like that

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:00 am

Having not been online for 3 days, I have just read this thread through from start to finish. Going from deep sadness to great joy in 5 minutes. The majority of people still are honest, as has been shown by Mudassar, but unfortunately junior ADG has had to suffer at the hands of one of the moronic minority.

Hope your young Lady has a great day on Monday.

The Poolie Bunker

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