Elvis Costellos Glasses wrote:
Why not just set up a Scalectrix in the Lounge of The Cutter, seat everybody as far away from the track as possible, turn the heating up and charge £8.50 for a carton of flat beer?
Grand Prix Racing...Mmmmm....

Don't forget the giant tub of sawdust to create the sand storm 'effect' ...... and superglue two coconut halfs on the back of the dog and hey presto ...instant camel. FINALLY...collect together all the ties, tea towels and duvet covers for a bit of dressing up... instant atmosphere.

.. Better still, just set up a deckchair at the bottom of Truro Drive at teatime and watch the daft lads take off when the lights change ....instant fumes, etc, etc......
You're right Phil, it's just tedious noise.