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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Don't Women Piss You off Eh!?!?
PostPosted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 12:28 am 
They come in falling all over with the shittest, greasest pizza ever and chips that are as dry as cardboard in a baghdad warehouse!!!! :-X :-X :-X

And then lay down in front of you and 'work' their 'boobs' out and say....'do you want some of this'???? :shock: :shock:

But the worst thing of all is they say....'Gis' some of that drink'!!!!

So me being the rarf that I am....run down 2 flights of stairs to fetch her a glass....and how much does the soft get drink????

NONE!!!!

She says....'I can't drink that...I'm sick of drinking lager'!!!!

:-X :-X :-X

So I have to drink it but now she wants me to go to bed with her!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

I'd rather sleep with a Beaver that's been raped by a gang of Stoats!!!!

:shock: :-X :shock:

Women....eh....!!!! :laugh: :laugh:
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The joy of marriage eh Mutt :grin:
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EXACTLY!!!! :-X :-X :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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well you would stick photos of her dils on t'net - price you pay


Whos said they were our lasses???? :uhoh: :uhoh: :laugh:
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well you would stick photos of her dils on t'net - price you pay


Where?

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Mr I wrote:
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He's a classy guy!

How about taking them to the match next Tuesday Mutters, you could go to the press box and threaten Simpson with them.

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