Go to work...man the pumps as we're taking in water.
Lieu time to go to match, pick up our lasses car and the all singing all dancing microchip marvel takes a fit ..... all windscreen wipers won't turn off and lights do impression of disco. Pull out fuses and replace them it's still having a fit...disconnect battery in pissing rain and reconnect it problem solved but match now nearly over.
Decide to turn on radio in car and find out the score ....disconnecting battery has scrambled the radio/CD player

...decide to wait to pick up wife at 5.30 from work.......lights on one side don't work. Phone main dealers for code..they tell me I can't have it because of the Freedom of Information Act ...

Ah well
