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Mister Ed
 Post subject: Re: Sports Editor
PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:37 pm 
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Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
Anyone want to be the Sports Editor of the Shields Gazette?

We're interviewing now.

State experience, salary expectations, and what you'd bring to the party.


experience:- lots i have read loads of newspapers but more than that eaten millions of chips out of them

salary;- as much as the ed as i have a Mr before my name.

bring to the party:- those little sticks with cheese and an onion on, & choclate fingers........


when do i start?

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Mr Irrelevant
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Whats the salary level ?
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poolpower
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i will take it as i have experience
although the copies sold column is down on last year it is only temporary and nothing to do with me
and i dont work Saturday's
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Mr Irrelevant
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I know an ex nun who is rampant. Will that do ?
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poolpower
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Mr I wrote:
I know an ex nun who is rampant. Will that do ?


i think you will find that feller is otherwise engaged
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poolpower
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I AM DOING A PHD IN SNOWIEISMS
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Moriarty
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Mr I wrote:
Whats the salary level ?


Surely more to the point, does it have barrier cream in the gents toilet
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Fensy
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I have played football with Roy Kelly in the past so surely that should put me at the top of the list
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Fensy
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You have to scupper it as soon as you can, find out his closet full of skeletons :grin:
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Mr Irrelevant
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Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
Oh bugger-de-bugger-de-do!

The leading candidate is ... a LOID!

What do I do?


Sack him and pay me Daily Express wages
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poolpower
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:58 pm 
Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
Oh bugger-de-bugger-de-do!

The leading candidate is ... a LOID!

What do I do?


your prayers have been answered then

fancy having a loid dogs body
i suggest you call him shep
get down shep....
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