The Poolie Bunker

He can do no wrong in my eyes. Plays wherever he is asked to play, gives it 100 per cent and loves Pools. Did you see him at the final whistle punching the air? It means as much to him as it does to us. Hartlepool United's best-ever signing and yet there are still those who don't rate him (you should hear John Orley moan about him). Ritchie is a credit to himself, he is a great orator, always has immaculate hair, is cultured, loves his music and has there ever been a player who works harder than him? No wonder the Queen wanted to meet him. He should be knighted next. Arise Sir Ritchie!

belting two litle boys ... should we know about this in the MAIL.... Oh bugger I have that photograph.... I feel a bit of blackmail coming on .....
Frank.

Frank won't have missed it. He even got Barker when he got shoved into the Town End! Bless his lovely bald head!