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Colin Jack · **Joined:** Sat Apr 12, 2025 7:00 pm **Posts:** 237

23 goals for Altrincham last season, signs for Carlisle

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 41034

Harry Fuckwit…signs for Pools.
Multi-role player…Plays in any position, also a professional groundsman, a qualified chef, and undertaken security and maintenance tasks at his previous club Invercockaleaky Thrusters FC in the Tartan League.
He will be missed in the glen.

Kettering Poolie · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2025 9:59 am

Snowy wrote:

Harry Fuckwit…signs for Pools.
Multi-role player…Plays in any position, also a professional groundsman, a qualified chef, and undertaken security and maintenance tasks at his previous club Invercockaleaky Thrusters FC in the Tartan League.
He will be missed in the glen.

Can he be the new Kit man as well? bbolt

kevin pooles gloves · **Joined:** Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:28 pm **Posts:** 11127

It's in the Mail that we after a defender from Sheffield Wednesday.
But he's also wanted by Halifax n Altrincham.

Lets see how this develops!!

loyal_fan · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2025 11:53 am

Carlisle and York will take some stopping next year
Not that it will impact us but really need 3 up 3 down from this league and league 2

Poolie27 · **Joined:** Sun Feb 01, 2015 12:08 pm **Posts:** 883

We're goosed! No goals in the team means defeat after defeat next season. All hope extinguished before the season starts.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 41034

Kettering Poolie wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Harry Fuckwit…signs for Pools.
Multi-role player…Plays in any position, also a professional groundsman, a qualified chef, and undertaken security and maintenance tasks at his previous club Invercockaleaky Thrusters FC in the Tartan League.
He will be missed in the glen.

Can he be the new Kit man as well? bbolt

He’s on the course and Raj’s body double …..

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 8809

kevin pooles gloves wrote:

It's in the Mail that we after a defender from Sheffield Wednesday.
But he's also wanted by Halifax n Altrincham.

Lets see how this develops!!

Ask Colin he already knows.

Brian Honour's Left Foot · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2025 2:17 pm

kevin pooles gloves wrote:

It's in the Mail that we after a defender from Sheffield Wednesday.
But he's also wanted by Halifax n Altrincham.

Lets see how this develops!!

Does this mean that our much lauded Fans Rep has not gone on holiday? Surely he, and his many personalities, is running the club at present.

Poolie27 · **Joined:** Sun Feb 01, 2015 12:08 pm **Posts:** 883

Snowy wrote:

Harry Fuckwit…signs for Pools.
Multi-role player…Plays in any position, also a professional groundsman, a qualified chef, and undertaken security and maintenance tasks at his previous club Invercockaleaky Thrusters FC in the Tartan League.
He will be missed in the glen.

I've heard he's a brilliant dribbler but he has to have his bib changed every 10 minutes.

ZNB12 · **Joined:** Sat Aug 11, 2018 5:50 pm **Posts:** 1165

Snowy wrote:

Harry Fuckwit…signs for Pools.
Multi-role player…Plays in any position, also a professional groundsman, a qualified chef, and undertaken security and maintenance tasks at his previous club Invercockaleaky Thrusters FC in the Tartan League.
He will be missed in the glen.

I heard he's also got excellent experience in the middle of the field in Gravedigging.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 41034

The talent just flows :laugh:

kevin pooles gloves · **Joined:** Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:28 pm **Posts:** 11127

Poolie27 wrote:

We're goosed! No goals in the team means defeat after defeat next season. All hope extinguished before the season starts.

Wudent be surprised if we cant name enough subs to fill the bench for game 1.

ZNB12 · **Joined:** Sat Aug 11, 2018 5:50 pm **Posts:** 1165

kevin pooles gloves wrote:

Poolie27 wrote:

We're goosed! No goals in the team means defeat after defeat next season. All hope extinguished before the season starts.

Wudent be surprised if we cant name enough subs to fill the bench for game 1.

I'll pop down to buy a couple of Italian meatballs, foot long Subs from Subway. Potentially can't do any worse :laugh:

MutleyRules · **Joined:** Mon Nov 29, 2021 7:38 am **Posts:** 1887

kevin pooles gloves wrote:

Poolie27 wrote:

We're goosed! No goals in the team means defeat after defeat next season. All hope extinguished before the season starts.

Wudent be surprised if we cant name enough subs to fill the bench for game 1.

1 Waiter from Sambuca's and another from Matteo's already been informed they are in the squad for 1st game of the season till January 31st.

bobby lemonade · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2025 7:36 pm

Wonder if it's worth asking Paul Hartley if he's still got the Portuguese lads number...

Kettering Poolie · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2025 12:02 am

MutleyRules wrote:

kevin pooles gloves wrote:

Poolie27 wrote:

We're goosed! No goals in the team means defeat after defeat next season. All hope extinguished before the season starts.

Wudent be surprised if we cant name enough subs to fill the bench for game 1.

1 Waiter from Sambuca's and another from Matteo's already been informed they are in the squad for 1st game of the season till January 31st.

Is that when their work permits expire?

Kettering Poolie · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2025 12:06 am

bobby lemonade wrote:

Wonder if it's worth asking Paul Hartley if he's still got the Portuguese lads number...

Be careful - he might have lots of numbers
Anyway how would we know we were getting the right one?

Sure he's probably got plenty of sweaty dross he send down on the train bbolt

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 41034

Ok…things are bad…really bad….
However, the good news is….if the worst comes to the worst, you’ll be able to spend all day shopping with the wife every Saturday…….please God…do something, intervene please :pray:

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 23231

Poolie27 wrote:

We're goosed! No goals in the team means defeat after defeat next season. All hope extinguished before the season starts.

could see a mirror image to the start of the season hartley gave us.

Poolie27 · **Joined:** Sun Feb 01, 2015 12:08 pm **Posts:** 883

I've been accused of being depressive but it's not my normal way of thinking, however, the Pools part of my life feels like a shit sandwich.

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 23231

Poolie27 wrote:

I've been accused of being depressive but it's not my normal way of thinking, however, the Pools part of my life feels like a shit sandwich.

as good as that. at least someone is positive.

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