I want to live my next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat. Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting pension payments.

When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day then you work 40 years or so, getting younger and better looking every day until pretty soon you're too young to work. So then, you go to senior school: play sports, date, drink, and party then as you get even younger, you become a kid again.

You go to primary school, play all day, and have no responsibilities. In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.

You then spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in spa-like, centrally heated luxury, with room service on tap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.


I rest my case.

hmmmmm...........I'll have to think about this one

You've got me convinced!

The only common demoninator is that you regularly foul yourself at both beginnings and ends.

that is the best thing i have ever heard just shows how god foooooked it up in the begining,