Looking for volunteers to help search for a vulnerable sorry valuable member of the bunker who is missing. The member in question is "Jamie " last seen washing shite off his hands in the Bamboo Hotel in Thailand. Concerns were raised after he failed to appear on the bunker this weekend. Its totally out of character for him not to surf the bunker a place dear to his heart. Some say he may be out campaigning to be the next prime minister of the U.K others that he is to be announced as the new prime minister of Thailand. If anyone can help in anyway at all it would be massively appreciated.

He could of joined the board.

And lost his bunker privileges.

TBH nothing of any interest on the board currently to comment on, btw you do post some s****. I have a few user names on the board and don’t always post as jamie1952.

To me you appear to be a very narrow minded person never having ventured further than Greatham or Peterlee, more to life than living in Hartlepool, a big wide world out there, you should try and venture and sample the toilet paper in places like the Bamboo Hotel where ever that is although I bet you still use newspaper.

No need to turn nasty Jamie

I have actually ventured out quite a lot in my lifetime. I have lived in Bury / Bolton / Bilston / Walsall / Greenwich / Edinburgh / Puerto Rico & Florida.

Jamie Bond

Touchy Soul.

Whilst on the subject of bog roll there is some really good stuff to buy.

Is he any relation to twaddle ? Another bumker Houdini who disappeared after he made a mug of himself

I’d like to join in…but I may be accused of sniping at the missing person so I shall desist.
By the way Leggie it was definitely the ‘Tenko Arms’….

Wish i had the freedom to travel the world like you mr jamie..i'm meeting up with an old mate in Spain for a few days next month .. booked it all with the blessing to go and now it's already going down like a lead balloon..

Bury and Bolton lads..met a few in my time all good lads ..And what they don't know about chips curry sauce and black pudding ain't worth knowing mr leggie..

I’ve been doing some research and the following user names all have a connection.
The list is below…
King Dong.
Ban Cock Poolie ( the user’s spelling)
Con O’tractor.
Gibson’s Gopher.
Yellow Beryl
Rampton Rink End Rogers.
Toupee Tony in the Town End.
Polystyrene Poolie

I’ve been doing some research and the following user names all have a connection.
The list is below…
King Dong.
Ban Cock Poolie ( the user’s spelling)
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Wasn't there a Ladyboy 3 who posted on here??

Plus Ivor Biggin

Yes sound people, I often question why I moved away wish I had stayed down in Tottington ( just outside Bury ). One of my neighbours was Bill Roach ( Ken Barlow ) a complete wanker who believe it or not used to sit at the end of the bar in our local pub ( White Horse ) and watch coronation Street with his 1st wife and the owner who was his best buddy The rest of the people totally sound very similar to Poolies. I was also at little lever ( Bolton ) but preferred Tottington for the superb country side. Bury people and Bolton people exactly the same. Its less than 3 miles between Bury and Bolton and if football started today this would be one club not two.

Maybe ladyboy said Ivor Biggin

How dare you mention Greatham and Peterlee in the same sentence!. There is no comparison.

Greatham and Peterlee….people say if you travel past them you fall off the edge of the world..I’ll visit them one day but getting bus lag doesn’t appeal.

It's not that bad. I got from Victoria Road to Peterlee bus station in about half an hour the other week following an increasingly rare visit to my home town. Annoyingly it took another 25 minutes to get back to my exile in Shotton Colliery - as you get a magical mystery tour of Peterlee once you exit the bus station, and the lights are always red at the A19 roundabout.

This was on an Arriva omnibus, which is far superior to using Stagecoach as with them you have to get off at Horden and walk up - which is not for the faint of heart, even if like me you can speak passable Yacker, and have some tabs & cider to bribe the locals with.

No, I’m terrified of falling over the edge of the world……at Shotton, I understand Tile-Land is warm so it must be in the Deep South near Graythorp.

always thought of bury as the black pudding between two stale slices of bread called bolton and rochdale. bit like accrington between burnley and blackburn. mentioning coronation street stars we used to get bradley walsh and his family in the arcade in hemsby before he was on that programme. real friendly bloke with no edge to him and like a normal punter. his mother in law had a caravan there thats now lost to coastal erosion but his brother in law still owns a cafe there. a decent footballer as well.

We also had that Peter Adamson ( Len Fairclough ) down the road in Ramsbottom. Proper weirdo always pushing his mother around Ramsbottom and Bury in her wheelchair. He lived with her in a bungalow and he just rang out as a mentally ill individual. The actor on Coronation Street was a million miles away from his real dark miserable persona. Bill Roach was a totally cocky big headed wanker who wanted people to look up at him. He used to cut his grass on a mini sit on grass cutter That was well before anyone else could even afford one. He had a Rolls Royce that he used to clean like it was the crown jewels. He ended up moving to a bigger house in Cheshire to be with the other wankers the footballers.

peter adamson reminds me of a comment made by a rochdale player at the time of his alleged swimming baths touching up case. said he cannot be guilty as he comes to some of our games. surprised i had any hair left after scratching my head so much after hearing that comment. goes to show as well that education was a waste of time as the lad came late into the game after years of study at school and college.

When I moved to Tottington in the early 80s my neighbours warned me to keep my daughter away from creepy Peter. They all suspected he was a wrongun way back then. I used to take my 2 Yr old daughter to the local park on Sunday mornings and he was always sat on the bench nearest the kids play area reading or pretending to read the Sunday papers with his mother sat asleep in her wheelchair. What I noticed early doors was he liked chatting to young toddler " girls " but never boys. The creep would start a conversation with the young mothers who were more than a little star struck then offer to push the kids on the swings etc. Never witnessed him actually doing anything wrong but you just knew he was a weirdo. He used to make my skin crawl just keeping an eye on the twat. I used to warn the young mothers but some would listen but others thought he was a super star and trusted him.

Reminds me of that chubby brown joke.
The sharks went back into the middle of the sea and just when you thought it was safe for ya kids to go back into the water.
Fucken Len Fairclough turns up.

Never heard that one Kev but it fits the twat perfectly

I havnt bothered to read the numerous posts more important things in my life, Leggie try’s to emulate Snowy on his posts but couldn’t ‘lace his boots’

Talking about the many places I have lived at is emulating Snowy. I reckon you should ask your Ladyboy to supply you better quality jungle drugs Mr B'stard

I don’t know any ladyboys maybe you could introduce me to some, can’t imagine there being any in Hartlepool though.

Yes indeed Gray that he is

Just take a look outside the place is chocker with them

I had a ladyboy after reading a book about…Oops …..Ladybird that should have said, I loved those books.

What place are you on about, there might be a few ladyboys but so what, live and let live, they don’t bother anyone not unless you bother them, you won’t know as you have very rarely set foot outside Hartlepool never mind experiencing south east Asia, get a life, get a passport and explore the world Leggie and see for yourself. I can assure you where I live it is not choco with Ladyboys, you listen to too many tales, bar stool talk I call it.

the loonies would ban ladybird books now but push ladyboy ones.

Spot on Mr A….if I got my Ladybird book of the seashore out I’d probably be charged under the obscene publications act for not mentioning mermaids are real if someone identifies as one..

Change the record Jamie it's getting really boring now. Like I have said many many times over I have travelled the World I have lived both abroad and in many parts of the UK. Why do you persist on pushing World travel as your main attack on people Sorry to disappoint you but believe it or not you are definitely not the first Hartlepudlian to travel or live abroad. I don't even want to make this a competition about which of us has travelled the most because its nonsense and insulting to others on this board who I know for a fact have almost certainly out travelled us both put together. If you want to have a go at me believe me you are more than welcome on any subject that's fine by me. But please change that silly record its embarrassing you and showing your ignorance.

its each to their own anyway. i,m not interested in world travel one bit but would not knock others for doing it but would if they criticised me for not doing it. like a lot of subjects some like to look down on others like what they actually read. i,m no philistine because i prefer the words of raymond chandler over shakespeare.

Its all just Banter Jamie, And it comes from a boring close season so blame Sarll and the Euros, And not forgeting board members(not here).
Friendly advice, Treat banter with banter. I,ve had 1 or 2 quips back but really can,t be arsed to answer back, To put it poetically sticks and stones and all that shite.

Talking about the many places I have lived at is emulating Snowy. I reckon you should ask your Ladyboy to supply you better quality jungle drugs Mr B'stard [/quote]

I don’t know any ladyboys maybe you could introduce me to some, can’t imagine there being any in Hartlepool though.[/quote]

Just take a look outside the place is chocker with them [/quote]

What place are you on about, there might be a few ladyboys but so what, live and let live, they don’t bother anyone not unless you bother them, you won’t know as you have very rarely set foot outside Hartlepool never mind experiencing south east Asia, get a life, get a passport and explore the world Leggie and see for yourself. I can assure you where I live it is not choco with Ladyboys, you listen to too many tales, bar stool talk I call it.[/quote]

Change the record Jamie it's getting really boring now. Like I have said many many times over I have travelled the World I have lived both abroad and in many parts of the UK. Why do you persist on pushing World travel as your main attack on people Sorry to disappoint you but believe it or not you are definitely not the first Hartlepudlian to travel or live abroad. I don't even want to make this a competition about which of us has travelled the most because its nonsense and insulting to others on this board who I know for a fact have almost certainly out travelled us both put together. If you want to have a go at me believe me you are more than welcome on any subject that's fine by me. But please change that silly record its embarrassing you and showing your ignorance. [/quote]



You started it Leggie, time for you to give it a rest.it’s not funny and you are embarrassing yourself talking about Ladyboys all the time, I started reading your post, it was that boring I nodded off !

Talking about the many places I have lived at is emulating Snowy. I reckon you should ask your Ladyboy to supply you better quality jungle drugs Mr B'stard [/quote]

I don’t know any ladyboys maybe you could introduce me to some, can’t imagine there being any in Hartlepool though.[/quote]

Just take a look outside the place is chocker with them [/quote]

What place are you on about, there might be a few ladyboys but so what, live and let live, they don’t bother anyone not unless you bother them, you won’t know as you have very rarely set foot outside Hartlepool never mind experiencing south east Asia, get a life, get a passport and explore the world Leggie and see for yourself. I can assure you where I live it is not choco with Ladyboys, you listen to too many tales, bar stool talk I call it.[/quote]

Its all just Banter Jamie, And it comes from a boring close season so blame Sarll and the Euros, And not forgeting board members(not here).
Friendly advice, Treat banter with banter. I,ve had 1 or 2 quips back but really can,t be arsed to answer back, To put it poetically sticks and stones and all that shite.[/quote]


Not banter from Leggie, he is always digging me up, I detect a bit of envy and lealousy.

I don’t know any ladyboys maybe you could introduce me to some, can’t imagine there being any in Hartlepool though.[/quote]

Just take a look outside the place is chocker with them [/quote]

What place are you on about, there might be a few ladyboys but so what, live and let live, they don’t bother anyone not unless you bother them, you won’t know as you have very rarely set foot outside Hartlepool never mind experiencing south east Asia, get a life, get a passport and explore the world Leggie and see for yourself. I can assure you where I live it is not choco with Ladyboys, you listen to too many tales, bar stool talk I call it.[/quote]

Change the record Jamie it's getting really boring now. Like I have said many many times over I have travelled the World I have lived both abroad and in many parts of the UK. Why do you persist on pushing World travel as your main attack on people Sorry to disappoint you but believe it or not you are definitely not the first Hartlepudlian to travel or live abroad. I don't even want to make this a competition about which of us has travelled the most because its nonsense and insulting to others on this board who I know for a fact have almost certainly out travelled us both put together. If you want to have a go at me believe me you are more than welcome on any subject that's fine by me. But please change that silly record its embarrassing you and showing your ignorance. [/quote]



You started it Leggie, time for you to give it a rest.it’s not funny and you are embarrassing yourself talking about Ladyboys all the time, I started reading your post, it was that boring I nodded off ![/quote]

" All the time " wow a little joke once If you look back the thread was started for a laugh nothing else, I even clapped your response about " shite " because it was funny. You started to question my lack of travel etc which I answered. From that post I got Sussex / Accy / Kev making comments which I replied to regarding areas I had lived. Then from nowhere you posted a message " attacking me for emulating Snowy " I had already put a message saying " No need to turn nasty Jamie" because you did. Anyway leave it I cannot be bothered with a " Touchy Soul " like you. It's close season its called banter ask Kev / Snowy / Accy / Gray or Kettering they totally get it.

Just take a look outside the place is chocker with them [/quote]

What place are you on about, there might be a few ladyboys but so what, live and let live, they don’t bother anyone not unless you bother them, you won’t know as you have very rarely set foot outside Hartlepool never mind experiencing south east Asia, get a life, get a passport and explore the world Leggie and see for yourself. I can assure you where I live it is not choco with Ladyboys, you listen to too many tales, bar stool talk I call it.[/quote]

Change the record Jamie it's getting really boring now. Like I have said many many times over I have travelled the World I have lived both abroad and in many parts of the UK. Why do you persist on pushing World travel as your main attack on people Sorry to disappoint you but believe it or not you are definitely not the first Hartlepudlian to travel or live abroad. I don't even want to make this a competition about which of us has travelled the most because its nonsense and insulting to others on this board who I know for a fact have almost certainly out travelled us both put together. If you want to have a go at me believe me you are more than welcome on any subject that's fine by me. But please change that silly record its embarrassing you and showing your ignorance. [/quote]



You started it Leggie, time for you to give it a rest.it’s not funny and you are embarrassing yourself talking about Ladyboys all the time, I started reading your post, it was that boring I nodded off ![/quote]

" All the time " wow a little joke once If you look back the thread was started for a laugh nothing else, I even clapped your response about " shite " because it was funny. You started to question my lack of travel etc which I answered. From that post I got Sussex / Accy / Kev making comments which I replied to regarding areas I had lived. Then from nowhere you posted a message " attacking me for emulating Snowy " I had already put a message saying " No need to turn nasty Jamie" because you did. Anyway leave it I cannot be bothered with a " Touchy Soul " like you. It's close season its called banter ask Kev / Snowy / Accy / Gray or Kettering they totally get it. [/quote]

Give it a rest Leggie, it’s becoming boring now.

Thread Closed.

Always wanted to say that, Its not of course.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water…in Thailand

Travel the worlds to easy.
When I retire I'm off to
Neptune
Pluto
Moon
Mars
Saturn
Give Uranus a miss. Probably full of ares holes.