Two programmes doing my head in at present are the wife overdosing on Silent Witness from the beginning, nowt like walking in with your supper and she’s watching a post mortem on an exhumed body….and Shetland which is just grim and is soooo depressing and grey and long winded etc, etc.

The One Show - Nationwide with sofas. A couple of bars of that god awful theme tune makes me want to hoy the remote control through the TV screen.

Agree about the One Show: absolute shoit. Nationwide was decent compared to the One Show. All in all, I dont watch much mainstream telly: not much quality too much political propaganda. Sick of it.

The ‘Bake Off’…wish it would £&@% off.

Afternoon TV programmes where the adverts are all about Funeral Plans, Equity Release, Life Insurance etc.

Any reality t v .If my reality comes close I'm off to digntas .

getting totally pissed off with any type of cops and robbers drama nowadays. heads of police women. officers black or asian with a 50/50 male or female split. criminals white and somehow find the need to shove one gay couple in somewhere. somebody told me i need to see past all this and concentrate on the storyline. sorry i,m sick of having things thrown down my face for their reasons of DIE.

That plus the mobility ones where the users all appear to be in their 30’s and just come from the gym.
Plus, who goes around telling everyone you meet they’re getting cremated as though they’re looking forward to it and can’t wait to kick the bucket.

And they interview Chief Superintendent Tracey Toddler age 22 and when the inevitable fight breaks out at closing time most of the WPC’s stand there looking like one o’clock half struck.

funny how they suddenly find white actors to play those parts and advertise them. if they did public information films where someone is killed in an accident its sure poor old whitey would get a call for that especially if it was real life.

When Pools are on the TV.

B B C news ,needs moving to the comedy channel.

Aw don’t jinx it, I’m preparing the ‘meeja’ room for this evening.

With you there. Hate the bloody programme and it's awful music.

Agree 100%. Could have written this myself. Trouble with "the storyline" these days is that it is becoming less important than the "message".

Casualty, always starts with some bloke up a ladder using his chainsaw to cut a branch and you just know he’s gonna saw his leg off by accident.
Remember years back they had two sets of supporters in A&E, you could tell you the scriptwriters had never been to a match in their life…the supporters all dressed like librarians, had knitted plain Red or Blue white scarves (circa 1960) and wooden hand rattles.

the puss festival called Dr Pimple Popper only in America can you get people with football sized lumps on their bodies that she removes and releases a river of puss. Apparently the same thing each week.

Another vote for the one show, its god damn awful. All the presenters are about as charismatic as my left testicle

All and any soap opera. These are all,utter utter utter bilge.

Depressing, unrealistic, stupid - they are mind numbing bollox, why do women get hooked on these things? Furthermore, the actors who work in them should be ashamed of themselves? Have they no pride?

The first ten minutes of Casualty is always carnage - Bloke walking up a ladder with a hot bucket of tar- that you know he'll be wearing at any minute. Kids playing with a ball on a pavement - guaranteed to be mown down as they dash out between parked cars to retrieve said stray ball. Anybody who may have had a drink, making a complete 'lovely lovely person' of themselves in A&E. Always a dyke or gay paramedic that gets propositioned by a member of the opposite sex.

TV chat shows - Jonathan Woss, Graham Norton - complete waste of time- ask NO questions of any substance, just a blatant opportunity to shamelessly plug latest book, film, single.

Anything with John Barrowman, James Blunt or that fat knacker James Corden- all c u n ts

The One Show (as above) with Jerman Jenas- he can barely read off the autocue- no idea how he's got that job

Saturday Kitchen and cookery shows that have ridiculous recipes, with ingredients you've never heard of and that you would never cook- only one I like is when they do the reruns of Keith Floyd and only because he's normally clattered!

Property search programmes where the buyer ONLY has 800k to spend - (the lazy fuckers just want to get on the telly) and then they never buy anything - proper boils my piss.

Storage wars- or whatever it's called - where they bid to buy the contents of a lock up. It's clearly a set up and they've obviously been told how much to bid.

Adverts for tampons (fat bird figure skating) and piss pants (older ladies talking about leakage at an exercise class)- guaranteed to be on just as you settle down with you tea on your lap FFS!

Last watched match of the day about 27 years ago.
Don't suppose I've missed out.

I watched it religiously up until the year it moved to ITV, they rebranded it the Premier Shit and put it on at 7.30pm when nobody wanted to watch it. Prior to that I'd be out for a few pints and back for MOTD. That ruined it for me.

Now find it a tough watch- every game is far too over analysed Don't remember Jimmy Hill or Cloughie talking about a 'high press' , playing through the lines or Zonal marking, active and inactive or the linesman not putting his flag up when it's clearly offside but waiting for the ref. And VAR- talk about killing the atmosphere when a goal might have been scored.

Some of the stats are just ridiculous - expected goals- what is that about- it's Just nonsense - trouble is when your down the pub and you over hear ManUre 'fans' start spouting all this utter bollocks or talking to there Liverpool following chums in a pub in KETTERING - makes me sick in my mouth!

Match of the Day.
Unmissable for years and now it’s Catweazle Lineker and his faithful man servant the perma-scowling Shearer, who’s so stiff he could be replaced by a scaffolding board with a face drawn on and get a more emotion out of it.
Joined usually by some rising Premiership star who never made it despite the hype.
The ‘One Show’ for football…..history to me.

Clough hits the ail on the head re MOD, 3 minutes in,
https://youtu.be/vz3XVPGWMUI?si=ZMzonI0rZqStUL0K

Celebrity anything.

Bring back Bill and Ben and Twizzle!

and Weed

they were watchable when you only saw them during the christmas period. now they are celebrities you have never heard of and are on all the time with repeats of the garbage. someone mntioned cooking programmes with poncy food. with so many unable to cook or cook on a small budget how about a cooking programme for them. thy are the ones that need it and not those who want to sprinkle with herbs and pore jus over it in a fancy squiggle.

‘Celebrities’ …oh dear, the name given to any no name gobshite with a big mouth and the intellect of a turnip. The only thing they don’t talk about is other people, because they’re ‘stars’.

you are never short of quiz questions as all you need to do is look at there names of these celebrities and ask what they do. some are more obscure than turns at a working mens club were once.

1. The One Show - aka ‘The Woke Show’ as it is known in our house.
2. Casualty - how the fcuk has this twaddle survived for 40+ years, regurgitating the same old storylines, currently under the sooo predictable guise of ‘raising awareness’?
3. All soaps - but Corrie, Eastenders and Emmerdale in particular - same comments as above apply.
4. Death in Paradise - another pile of tosh that has long since passed its ‘delete date’. I honestly struggle to appreciate what kind of audience/age group this garbage must seemingly attract.
5. Football Focus- I never was much impressed with this rich clubs shit and have never watched it since that untalented, multi-box ticker was rewarded with yet another vehicle to the collection.

Women's football - just why???

And women’s cricket and rugby.

You missed a couple of cracking goals in 1998

Let’s be honest, if Coronation Street or East Enders existed in real life, they’d be demolished as crime hotspots and the ‘inmates’ scattered to the wind.
In fact they’d have a reputation and no bugger would want to live there.

they would need to put a viewers warning on before you can view them as you might be offended by something in them because they were made in another era. other programmes actually made for kids and U certificate films get these warnings nowadays. the vegans and veggies would never have popeye cartoons on as eating a tin of veg makes you stronger and more violent.

Trouble with Vegans is they want you to eat what they eat, no compromises.
Non vegans couldn’t give a toss about what anyone else wants to eat.
Mind you, looking what Vegans turn into, …it must be a warning from nature itself.

Taskmaster....who watches that shite, and that circle of category b so called comedians who do the rounds all feathering their own nests in various shows. You know the Richardson's (yawn), Acaster, Osman, Beckett, Bishop, Lycett, Davies, Ryan etc. about as funny as jamming your fingers in a car door.

They’re like the old comics they criticised ….and then thanks to a gormless MSM replaced them, except the old comics were actually funny…..it’s a cliquey, old pals act routine that appeals to like minded lightweights.

hate the apprentice. if i was spoken to like they speak to contestants i,d be up for GBH.

On a serious note..Roy Cropper is facing a murder charge.

Did he commit death by boredom, …..the bastard

Anything with that clique of so called comedians who appear on every alleged comedy BBC panel show. Also anything with the ultra smug Richard Osman.

Detest the patronising git.

however there are so many smug and patronising gits on the box. jeremy vine is the top of that list who i disliked even before he bought a push bike. then there is that woman doing the news who looks asian and can imagine her yawning on the job or asking if you have finished yet. years ago most were just neutral about newsreaders and presenters apart from the odd ones. now its just the odd ones that do not wind you up.

he is innocent as i know he was at a boreham wood away game in the away end but there was nobody else there to give him an aliby.

You should not be able to work out a newscasters viewpoint on anything, just read the bloody news, you ain’t a celeb.

Are there any day time shows that Alison Hammond doesn't make an appearance in?

she would never have even got onto a christmas show once that had celebrities on them. like others its hard to actually know what they are and which talent do they have to start out with.

Brummy must be flavour of the month.