We have one of those retards around the corner from us. I reckon he must be at least 35 yrs old always glued to that bloody board while wearing a USA bandana

I always laugh when these people describe them selves as the ‘Skateboard Community’…..why?….. Is there a small village of skateboarders where all the residents regardless of age zip about on skateboards doing tricks?

You should see the hover board community they are flying.

Only till I’ve installed my 20mm Oerlikon.

I hate to see selfish people on trains & buses who refuse to give up a seat for a elderly person / pregnant women / parent & baby etc. How have we allowed ourselves to stoop this low as human beings. Remember my first trip to London by train when I was seventeen. I got off Kings Cross went to tube station where I was waiting with hundreds of other people. The tube arrived and everyone pilled forward a old bloke fell to the ground and everyone behind him simply stepped over him and got on the train. I was shocked at how low people could go but was told that's how it is in London. It appears that horrible selfish attitude is now everywhere which is so so sad.

Waiting for a bus in London in my younger days in the 70s no queues, when the bus arrived every one made a dash to get on it.

Used to love going down to London, wouldn’t give you tuppence for it now, just not the same any more.

With any luck I’ll be flying to my timeshare in Tibshelf Services.

No matter how hard I try when using super glue I always get some on my fingers.

I know just what you mean, same with Araldite as well.

and thats the only thing it manages to stick.

Bought and industrial size glue gun a couple of years back…the wife asked me to glue a plaque on the wall with te dog leads on in the hallway…said it would save drilling.
Warmed it up as recommended marked the applied the glue and stuck it in place…lasted two days then dropped off of it’s own accord, but oddly never never left a mark on the wall……it’s in the useless tools cupboard along with the drill sharpener, Dremil and chain saw.

do they still sell that product called No Nails. about as useless as a hartley signing.

Well named because it acts like it’s name.

We have tried it many times and it's always a negative result.

When I use it, the Hard as Nails stays in place but the wall falls off.

That's exactly what happens when I use it. Maybe it's the walls not good enough

Jehovah’s By-standers (there’s no witnesses in Hartlepool) when they knock at your door why do they never get the message….does anybody actually invite them in to read their brochures.
I bet even the channel crossing tourists ain’t converting to that part of the God bothering community.

What's that got to do with no nails I think you on the wrong thread with that joke Snowy

I am sure that was a chubby brown joke

they have all gone to the just stop oil training school to get skins twice the thickness of a rhino.

My suspicion is the Oil freaks are funded by the government.

or some political party or organisation somewhere in the world for its own agenda.

Spot on again Accy The most worrying thing is we all try to live our lives and do our best whilst others plan our downfalls mostly for greed.

Bugger all, but the old Jehovah’s burglars get on my tits.

Typical Snowy

I foooking hate fox hunting! I hate the horrible b@stards who take part in this horrendous so called sport. If memory serves it got banned a few years back yet seems to have carried on regardless? Yet another example of rules for them and different rules for the rest.

Never got that idea of ritualising it, that said, Ratboy is what’s called a Black Fell Terrier, specially bred by farmers to produce a bigger, bulkier Patterdale on steroids to actually sleep in the fields for two months of lambing to kill foxes who steal the lambs …..same result but one serves a purpose the other is a social thing.

plus you never see someone coming from a pit or steelworks in the past getting on their horse to join the local hunt. at least the fox has a chance hunted by a single dog brad to kill em and rabbits the same if you let your greyhound or lurcher chase them. as someone said if fox hunting was done by the likes of us we,d be locked up but not if run by lord or colonal somebody in their fancy uniforms.

If foxes are a major problem to farmers then shoot them don't get trained dogs to tear them apart for a so called gentleman's sport. It's got to be one of the most cruilest things ever.

well they shoot and trap other animals and birds without turning it into a sport of the rich if they are deamed a problem for them. how many times have a fox hunting group been shown in travel documentary films in the past to depict english country life for no reason i can see.

I’m going all humane and bought two rifle’s for the dogs, their eye/hand co-ordination is crap but they’re making progress….mind you I will miss the neighbours on both sides RIP.

So Ratboy is becoming a gundog

Can’t get no sense out of him…he’s in love with Ruby…..our lass calls her Lady Penelope….. thank God they’re neutered, couldn’t face pups with his terrier strength and relentlessness and her stamina……I’ve got enough of that with the wife

just hang on to the tele control before they get their paws on that.

Oddly, our lass it’s watching ‘Dogs behaving badly’ and they sit at her feet watching it with her…load of bollocks in my opinion.

it should be renamed dogs behaving as dogs or owners getting the wrong dog.

Every time the wife’s shouting at the screen that they haven’t got a clue and shouldn’t have a dog…..and she’s right…if you can’t train a dog, forget having kids.

dogs are far easier to control than kids. less outside influences that are against you and there is no reason to have either if you do not want. none of us have bought a dog by accident but none of know if we are not here because of one. the old buggers aint going to tell us are they.

Well we always know who our mothers are, but my Eskimo brother and Japanese sister have got me thinking….surely not!

Every time the wife’s shouting at the screen that they haven’t got a clue and shouldn’t have a dog…..and she’s right…if you can’t train a dog, forget having kids.[/quote]
dogs are far easier to control than kids. less outside influences that are against you and there is no reason to have either if you do not want. none of us have bought a dog by accident but none of know if we are not here because of one. the old buggers aint going to tell us are they.[/quote]
Well we always know who our mothers are, but my Eskimo brother and Japanese sister have got me thinking….surely not! [/quote]

convinced that me and my sister are safe as our ma was more interested in the shops and the pictures but she feels we have a few half brothers and sister knocking about with his reputation and playing football and working miles from home.

So he was playing away then Accy

Remember a lad at work in the early 70’s and spent 3 hours in his car in the sandy car park at Seaton with a lass he met….so when he came in next morning he got a bit of ribbing at work…one lad asked him if ..’he had sex’…straight to the point …he went quiet for a bit the said he couldn’t remember……we all pissed ourselves laughing…how couldn’t you remember

So that's why it called Sandy carpark. Might have got a better answer asking Sandy directly.

Knowing the lad in question he probably droned on about sodding golf, she fell asleep, went into a coma, ended up on life support and became a cabbage and signalled by blinking her eyes it was worth it to get out of his van.
To be fair he smoked a pipe when he was 19 to look mature

He probably made the whole thing up to appear popular with you lot. But didn't think it through properly hence the silly answer he give when asked.

Spitting, might have been mentioned before, by anyone but more so by footballers, very few other sports is spitting so prevalent, would interesting to see a tennis player do it at Wimbledon ?

Lads of that age can fantasise a peck on the cheek goodnight into a porn film scenario in their immature minds no poroblem, he was so naive I was surprised he wasn’t wearing shorts and a satchel when he turned up for work on his first day…mind you he did eventually marry a stunner…till she spoke…. and what God gave her in looks, he took away brain cells.