We were on about going out for a meal for my birthday, so I said where are we going, she announced it was a surprise and I’d realise when we pulled up outside.
She forgot I’d be driving the car

If you told that to a room full of people, some one would suggest that you were blindfolded before you set off.

Think you may be going in a Taxi, Snowy.

The surprise Snowy was you were going to pay for the meal.

By the way

THE CLOCK NEEDS CHANGING - PLEASE

Why, It will be right in March

Taxi’s can fook right off, the prices they charge they should wear a mask.
There’s cars outside the house, anyway she’d never hear of it.

She paid ..when I came round in the ambulance the paramedic said it was a close thing…… shock and laughter are a toxic combination…..even the dog wet himself when he found out.

On anutha day we could of won 2 games.
Football managers Idiology after anutha defeat.

Managers go on an FA course to talk through their arse in Double Dutch proving that Bullshit baffles brains.

Spot on Snowy

Beating the Press/ High Press, playing through the thirds and other bollocks that no-one had heard of 10 years ago

Preferred the form book going out of the window, the pitch being a great leveller and having teams turn up, that set their stall out!

The Play offs is still the target
Ya cudent make this shit up.

Or, let’s cut our own throats and become a phoenix club. oh dear.

Chairman who say I have every faith in the manager (a vote of confidence) then sack them a couple of weeks later.

every few years there is new bullshit to come out that drifts down to the fans who think thet are tactical experts because they know the meaning of a false number 9 or what the number 10 does even if those in these positions have number 25 or 19 on their backs. still like the one from john hollins when manager of rochdale. if we had scored more than them we would have won in the same way we would have lost if they scored more than us in a drawn game.