Are you a frugal wiper with just a quick; one up, one down and one to shine, or do you do a fill wallpapering job? So 2 questions..

1/ How many sheets?
2/Fold or scrunch?

fold

If you were meant to use more than one at a time then the perforations wouldn't be cut where they are. Fact.

Anybody who uses more than that per wipe just isn't properly toilet trained.

Aah but who decided where the perforations should be? no doubt a probably a tight fisted QS.

Anybody who is that tight fisted must use the scrunch method by default.

possibly but they might use a wet wipe then rinse it.

I thought a wet wipe was when a bird wiped front to back in a 1-er?

As many as it takes. You get a sack of arse fodder here for about a pound so being tight with it is not a necessity. My bum has never been more pristine.

I don't quire understand the British obsession with shit wipe. You can get various coloured, padded, patterned, impregnated with aloe vera, moist, and even some with fookin' puppies on, which I suppose is a kind of poetic justice 'cos the little bastads ((c)ADG) shite all over the house so it's only fair that you get to wipe your chuff on 'em..

Anywhere else in the world you get two ply white, end of.

Why some people pay big prices when there's 'own brand' for half the money I dunno when you consider what you're going to use it for.

a shit load

Some people clearly have too much money too spend!!

Well I buy the quilted stuff and don't care what you lot think.

If you would rather buy the shiny stuff to smear as opposed to soak then that is your prerogative.

this thread is disgusting.

But not as disgusting as the mess in our bog when I've been in there

like jim royal say i might as well wipe my arse with pound notes

its worse when you have a hairy crack tend to use more

this thread is shiite