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Gibsons Beard
 Post subject: Annoying things your parents used to lay
PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:53 pm 
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:13 pm 
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Spender
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 6:27 pm 
What sort of friggin' name is Jumbodabber??

Fookoff!!

Cowshit on the roses and sheepshit on the tomatoes....... :roll: :roll:
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Gibsons Beard
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What sort of friggin' name is Jumbodabber??

Fookoff!!

Cowshit on the roses and sheepshit on the tomatoes....... :roll: :roll:


ROFPMSL rolfl

Maybe it is an elephant who likes playing bingo?

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:07 pm 
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Sorry i'm late, but i've got an excuse.

Time of the month again kev eh??

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Spender
 Post subject: Re: Annoying things your parents used to lay
PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:24 pm 
Yeah, but everything is smaller in China :wink: :wink: :wink:

Now.

What sort of friggin' name is JUMBODABBER?? 'Cos a smart mouth doesn't excuse a stupid name. Oh and we'll need a note from your Mam.

Mrs Dabber presumably....... :roll: :roll: :roll:
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dawlishmonkey
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possibly alluding to an arctic monkeys lyric?
is it a mecca dabber or a betting pencil.

you really need to get down wiv da yoof Kev

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:31 pm 
I've got loads of Arctic Monkeys stuff but I don't feel the need to call meself 'Youprobablydidn't seemeforthelightsbutyouwerelookingstraightatme,' do I?? :roll: :roll: :roll:

I just though he was kid who looked like an elephants dick but I was prepared to let him explain. :roll: :roll:
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