To be sworn in the comfort of your own home, pub or garden party (precious few of them going on) while watching the coronation on TV.

Sounds to me like a desperate royalist ploy to shore up the popularity of Charlie and his former married bit on the side, now Queen Camilla. But what do other Bunkerites think? Ready for a break from the all the relegation threads? I know I am.

She who must be obeyed will be watching it, I shall be in my bunker with Ratboy and my feet up. Pig heaven.
It’s all a harmless pantomime to me and I’ll be giving my oath of loyalty to me.

Yes i think it is a bit of a harmless panto too but i really hope it is the start of a considerable slimming down of the royal family.
Its good for tourism but no one has a divine right.
It would be good if it eventually become like the Scandinavian model where its possible to be sitting in a bar talking to a bloke and you ask him what he does for a living and he tells you he is the King

I couldn’t give a monkeys really. The royal family is an outdated institution. I would be happier with the Scandinavian model. It’s a scandal really with millions struggling to heat or eat that the UK wastes billions on a family which we didn’t even elect .

Absolutely no chance would rather go to the Dentist.

Absolutely zero interest in the Royals and wont swearing any oaths apart from those aimed at those individuals in the blue and white stripes who let us all down so abjectly.

Any criticism towards the royals always brings the reply they contribute millions through tourism, I think the Mail is the worst offender, its full in your face about the royals, it’s a magazine not a newspaper and if you are a royalist you will buy it everyday, me I wouldn’t use it for toilet paper.

Charlie boy and his lot grabbed all the land across 100's of years and left us "peasants" with bugger all to share amongst us.

Wouldn't watch this crap pantomime if it was running in my back garden.

Mike Tindall on the door in case Harry and Wills come to blows?.Andy to start sweating profusely in front of the world ??Whats the odds??

Expect a whole load of body language experts to pop up in the gossip sections. Who glared at who at the coronation.I can't wait for the Chat magazine to come out..

I gave my oath of allegiance in 1980 to the Queen. I stood by it as many did and went off to war a couple of times on the strength of it. I see no reason to repeat it as it never had an expiry date first time round and I refuse to cheapen it for a silly publicity idea.

[quote="harrogatepoolie"]I couldn’t give a monkeys really. The royal family is an outdated institution. I would be happier with the Scandinavian model. It’s a scandal really with millions struggling to heat or eat that the UK wastes billions on a family which we didn’t even elect

The House of Lords is another gravey train.

well we are going out before it starts and plan to stay out until its over. probebly going to either burnley or bradford as i doubt they are bastions of the monarchy. its not big ears and audrey from corrie i have an issue with its the whole bloody fawning industry they create. its each to their own but cannot understand anyone being interested in it. as for the oath of allegence, it should be to the whole country and not a single person who through a family tree becomes a monarch.

The house of loads is another gravy train. And the argument that the royal family brings in loads of tourists is bollocks because the amount it costs to keep jug ears and his family far outweighs what we receive in tourism. Sure some tourists come to London and Edinburgh to share in our traditions but an unelected head of state is dated in the 21st century. A scaled down Scandinavian version would be acceptable or some sort of figure head like a president. But the peasants will be out there in numbers in London saying oh look how nice and regal they look. I couldn’t give a toss.

Bloody hell I didn’t realise it was 3 days of events ! The only thing I remember about any royal event was Camerons Crown Ale, a real leg collapsing drink, loved it.

https://beerisbestblog.wordpress.com/20 ... ons-crown/

For them that drank it, I loved it.

Audrey from Corrie Hadn't heard that one before.

Crown ale! Only drank it once and It nearly killed me! But it was nice though.

Crown ale now thats brought some memories back, Dynamite that stuff.

Any bloke who can,t dress himself wants putting in a home.

Yeah, but which one? He has a lot to choose from.

If Harry's phone keeps going off during the service we'll all know who it is.

and he gets his bath run.

And his toothpaste put on his toothbrush. You just couldn’t make it up

And don’t get me started on Andy. A photograph with a young lady independently verified as not a fake and Andy says for definite could not have been him. Car crash interview with Emily Maitland. Was laughing my C**k of in hysterics

I,d put him in 1 of Raj,s

it aint just him or the rest of the royals its the bloody general public that fawn over the whole shit show of heredetary monarchy that i have a bigger issue with. scrimp and save all week. use the gas and electric with care, buy the cheapest food available to then cheer and wave at a balding old lefty in a gold coach. you would not believe it if was not true.

His valet of the condom sheath has been made redundant and he takes viagra to stop him rolling out of bed.

Way too much information, Derwent.

Indeed.

The Yanks have Disneyland, we have the Royal Family, as long as it makes a profit for businesses I don’t give a shit.

Some true royalists camping out,

https://www.businesskhabar.com/world/bl ... oronation/

just realised now that i prefer micky mouse than charlie 3 without his angels. at least the look is better going around in a disney character that one of the royals.

and people wonder why i like animals as much.

Hope they come back to real homeless people squatting in their houses.

Do you have to take the Oath while standing on one leg smoking a Churchillian cigar?

I'd not considered that option, but the more I think about it the better an idea it sounds.

I do love a cigar, and Saturday is my birthday.

Is the standing on one leg optional..?

Standing on one leg is by Royal Decree.

and some sad bugger would do it. the whole thing of standing infront of a telly spouting some drivel is a bit alf garnet like but that was supposed to have been a comedy.

Is standing on two legs double allegiance and has there been a medal struck for that.
Must have a medal...mutter mutter mutter.

have a word with the charlie who must have a few spares. seems to have more on show than some dodgy soth american dictator types you see portrayed in old films.