Stoke Cup Match

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36419

Joking aside, we have a big garden and Ratboy was out ‘having a sniff’ as terriers do and our lass said see what he’s up to and found him behind the summer house digging a massive hole out to get at a long tail or mouse, so left him to get on with it, (it’s best to leave him alone when he’s ‘working’.…) I walked back in with a grin on my face and our lass gave me a puzzled look.
The tunnel could still be on :laugh:

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 6691

Snowy wrote:

Joking aside, we have a big garden and Ratboy was out ‘having a sniff’ as terriers do and our lass said see what he’s up to and found him behind the summer house digging a massive hole out to get at a long tail or mouse, so left him to get on with it, (it’s best to leave him alone when he’s ‘working’.…) I walked back in with a grin on my face and our lass gave me a puzzled look.
The tunnel could still be on :laugh:

Listen carefully i will say this only once.

Rumours abound the FRENCH have heard of this and have started their own dig.
Something about wanting their Minkey back, Well the message was garbled.

Where do you get the props from now, was easy in the old days, Nip down seaton for a few
Or to Browns timber yard(used to work there) Happy days.

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 18947

plus make sure all health and safety regs are covered. if not there will be a save ratboy thread on here and raj will be asked for the january transfer money for his defence.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36419

It’s ok Mr Accy, Ratboy has diplomatic immunity with dual nationality Patterdale/ Any hole on Hartlepool passport. :dance:

He’s untouchable. :laugh:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36419

Grayhoundend wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Joking aside, we have a big garden and Ratboy was out ‘having a sniff’ as terriers do and our lass said see what he’s up to and found him behind the summer house digging a massive hole out to get at a long tail or mouse, so left him to get on with it, (it’s best to leave him alone when he’s ‘working’.…) I walked back in with a grin on my face and our lass gave me a puzzled look.
The tunnel could still be on :laugh:

Listen carefully i will say this only once.

Rumours abound the FRENCH have heard of this and have started their own dig.
Something about wanting their Minkey back, Well the message was garbled.

Where do you get the props from now, was easy in the old days, Nip down seaton for a few
Or to Browns timber yard(used to work there) Happy days.

How’s about another approach like in the war film with the vaulting horse…we turn up outside the Mill House side right next to the wall in baggy shorts, baggy vests and sand shoes and say we’re exercising for the British West Hartlepool Olympic Team and cut down the tunnel length to a minimum….?

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 6691

Snowy wrote:

Grayhoundend wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Joking aside, we have a big garden and Ratboy was out ‘having a sniff’ as terriers do and our lass said see what he’s up to and found him behind the summer house digging a massive hole out to get at a long tail or mouse, so left him to get on with it, (it’s best to leave him alone when he’s ‘working’.…) I walked back in with a grin on my face and our lass gave me a puzzled look.
The tunnel could still be on :laugh:

Listen carefully i will say this only once.

Rumours abound the FRENCH have heard of this and have started their own dig.
Something about wanting their Minkey back, Well the message was garbled.

Where do you get the props from now, was easy in the old days, Nip down seaton for a few
Or to Browns timber yard(used to work there) Happy days.

How’s about another approach like in the war film with the vaulting horse…we turn up outside the Mill House side right next to the wall in baggy shorts, baggy vests and sand shoes and say we’re exercising for the British West Hartlepool Olympic Team and cut down the tunnel length to a minimum….?

You know that just might work, No old bill that side of the ground(would not be interested anyway)
And the Stewards, Say no more.
Maybe SOME laughter coming from the Milhouse mind, But the corner flag will have our back.

Pause for thought..........

Mr Keith may offer a distraction for a mug of HotChocolate(I Believe in Miracles)

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 18947

Snowy wrote:

How’s about another approach like in the war film with the vaulting horse…we turn up outside the Mill House side right next to the wall in baggy shorts, baggy vests and sand shoes and say we’re exercising for the British West Hartlepool Olympic Team and cut down the tunnel length to a minimum….?

can just see it now in my mind, its would end up like a spoof carry on version in the end.

Jamie1952 · **Joined:** Fri Jul 15, 2011 3:56 pm **Posts:** 7087

For people who used hesgoal.com it’s been shut down.
This domain name has been seized by Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) pursuant to a warrant issued by the United States District Court for the District Hi

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 6691

accrington fan wrote:

Snowy wrote:

How’s about another approach like in the war film with the vaulting horse…we turn up outside the Mill House side right next to the wall in baggy shorts, baggy vests and sand shoes and say we’re exercising for the British West Hartlepool Olympic Team and cut down the tunnel length to a minimum….?

can just see it now in my mind, its would end up like a spoof carry on version in the end.

Won,t be any worse than has been seen on the pitch this season.............opps

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36419

Jamie1952 wrote:

For people who used hesgoal.com it’s been shut down.
This domain name has been seized by Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) pursuant to a warrant issued by the United States District Court for the District Hi

I use Jeye’s Fluid, works every time.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36419

Grayhoundend wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Grayhoundend wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Joking aside, we have a big garden and Ratboy was out ‘having a sniff’ as terriers do and our lass said see what he’s up to and found him behind the summer house digging a massive hole out to get at a long tail or mouse, so left him to get on with it, (it’s best to leave him alone when he’s ‘working’.…) I walked back in with a grin on my face and our lass gave me a puzzled look.
The tunnel could still be on :laugh:

Listen carefully i will say this only once.

Rumours abound the FRENCH have heard of this and have started their own dig.
Something about wanting their Minkey back, Well the message was garbled.

Where do you get the props from now, was easy in the old days, Nip down seaton for a few
Or to Browns timber yard(used to work there) Happy days.

How’s about another approach like in the war film with the vaulting horse…we turn up outside the Mill House side right next to the wall in baggy shorts, baggy vests and sand shoes and say we’re exercising for the British West Hartlepool Olympic Team and cut down the tunnel length to a minimum….?

You know that just might work, No old bill that side of the ground(would not be interested anyway)
And the Stewards, Say no more.
Maybe SOME laughter coming from the Milhouse mind, But the corner flag will have our back.

Pause for thought..........

Mr Keith may offer a distraction for a mug of HotChocolate(I Believe in Miracles)

We could turn up as the men from the ‘Ministry of Stuff & Things’ and tell them we’re doing a special survey that just accidentally coincides with home games, then quote the Official Secrets Act and wink!

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