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PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

A lot of mad stuff has happened in 2020, this fella becoming a moderator is right up there.

I saw a video on Twitter the other day of a monkey riding a little motorbike driving up and stealing a toddler. It’s no madder than this.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Want to go on record and thank derwent for bringing down hitler.

Cheers mate.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

A long read here, but an excellent evaluation of the current situation, it will be dismissed the few left defending the indefensible because it’s by Alistair Campbell (bingo for the first mention of ‘Iraq’).

https://members.tortoisemedia.com/2020/ ... ntent.html

Watching from afar · **Posted:** Thu May 07, 2020 8:59 am

And now the government have admitted that their much vaunted PPE delivery from Turkey is not fit for purpose and remains in a shed somewhere. 400,000 gown that cant be used. It just gets worse, funnier, dafter, more appalling every day.

I await the response from the usual suspects.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

That’s the order that said they was turning up on a Monday then said they weren’t sure when it was turning up suggesting it was a problem at the Turkish end then it was revealed that they hadn’t even contacted the people in Turkey yet, never mind made the order.

It was all just pure panic, rabbits in the headlights.

RemotePoolie · **Joined:** Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:34 am **Posts:** 597

derwent wrote:

We've put up our bunting for VE day and her indoors is baking for the occasion. I was five months old on the first VE day and me dad used to always say that Hitler's demise was co-incidental with my arrival.
I sorted Hitler out and Mr I sorted the Argies out. Aren't you all so proud of us.
Come on now, don't be shy.

Do you believe in reincarnation, Mr. Derwent? :laugh:

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12012

RemotePoolie wrote:

derwent wrote:

We've put up our bunting for VE day and her indoors is baking for the occasion. I was five months old on the first VE day and me dad used to always say that Hitler's demise was co-incidental with my arrival.
I sorted Hitler out and Mr I sorted the Argies out. Aren't you all so proud of us.
Come on now, don't be shy.

Do you believe in reincarnation, Mr. Derwent? :laugh:

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12012

Yubep wrote:

Want to go on record and thank derwent for bringing down hitler.

Cheers mate.

You are most exceedingly welcome. I'll even let you buy me a pint to prove your sincerity.

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12012

PJPoolie wrote:

A lot of mad stuff has happened in 2020, this fella becoming a moderator is right up there.

I saw a video on Twitter the other day of a monkey riding a little motorbike driving up and stealing a toddler. It’s no madder than this.

You're right, fancy some people spending their time watching videos of monkeys stealing toddlers whilst riding a motorbike.

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 16188

Yubep wrote:

Want to go on record and thank derwent for bringing down hitler.

Cheers mate.

we know why adolf topped himself now.

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12012

accrington fan wrote:

Yubep wrote:

Want to go on record and thank derwent for bringing down hitler.

Cheers mate.

we know why adolf topped himself now.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

derwent wrote:

PJPoolie wrote:

A lot of mad stuff has happened in 2020, this fella becoming a moderator is right up there.

I saw a video on Twitter the other day of a monkey riding a little motorbike driving up and stealing a toddler. It’s no madder than this.

You're right, fancy some people spending their time watching videos of monkeys stealing toddlers whilst riding a motorbike.

It caught my attention because I thought someone had acquired some live footage from inside your head.

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12012

PJPoolie wrote:

derwent wrote:

PJPoolie wrote:

A lot of mad stuff has happened in 2020, this fella becoming a moderator is right up there.

I saw a video on Twitter the other day of a monkey riding a little motorbike driving up and stealing a toddler. It’s no madder than this.

You're right, fancy some people spending their time watching videos of monkeys stealing toddlers whilst riding a motorbike.

It caught my attention because I thought someone had acquired some live footage from inside your head.

Yeah right. I thought it might be somebody else's fault.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

I'm not seeking to blame anyone for a video that was going viral on Twitter.

If I was I would be pointing my finger at the Monkey, his driving was erratic at best and you can't be stealing kids it's not Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12012

Another example of the government looking after the NHS staff. Rejecting dodgy safety gear from Turkey. Those standards which apply to medical grade PPE are there for a purpose and need to be adhered to. I hope incidents like this one are suitably recorded for when the "inquest" takes place.

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12012

PJPoolie wrote:

I'm not seeking to blame anyone for a video that was going viral on Twitter.

If I was I would be pointing my finger at the Monkey, his driving was erratic at best and you can't be stealing kids it's not Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Ah so it was going viral on twitter and had nothing to with what was going on in my head.
I thought so.
A piece of cautionary advice.........don't take too much notice of goings on on twitter. Remember your mate Trump spouts on there.
And keep out of the sun, too much isn't good for you. therethere

Compo · **Posted:** Thu May 07, 2020 10:41 am

Is POK back?

“Dreams - Reality”

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

He’s just trolling (quite what sort of a person does that at a time like this is for for another time) for a reaction I’m done now I was just helping him hammer the final nails into his self destruction coffin. POK shouldn’t be compared as he always came across as a nice person.

A moderator as well, every time a say it I burst out laughing it’s like Mr I opening a guest house and hiring Fred West as manager.

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12012

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PJPoolie wrote:

He’s just trolling (quite what sort of a person does that at a time like this is for for another time) for a reaction I’m done now I was just helping him hammer the final nails into his self destruction coffin.

A moderator as well, every time a say it I burst out laughing it’s like Mr I opening a guest house and hiring Fred West as manager.

He's done now
That'll be the day.

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Thu May 07, 2020 12:19 pm

derwent wrote:

PJPoolie wrote:

I'm not seeking to blame anyone for a video that was going viral on Twitter.

If I was I would be pointing my finger at the Monkey, his driving was erratic at best and you can't be stealing kids it's not Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Ah so it was going viral on twitter and had nothing to with what was going on in my head.
I thought so.
A piece of cautionary advice.........don't take too much notice of goings on on twitter. Remember your mate Trump spouts on there.
And keep out of the sun, too much isn't good for you. therethere

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Monkeybutt · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2428

Your geneology is not our concern Talbot.

Pooly_Imp · **Joined:** Fri Jun 03, 2011 1:36 pm **Posts:** 1786

Watching from afar wrote:

And now the government have admitted that their much vaunted PPE delivery from Turkey is not fit for purpose and remains in a shed somewhere. 400,000 gown that cant be used. It just gets worse, funnier, dafter, more appalling every day.

I await the response from the usual suspects.

I thought loads of countries had PPE shortages,

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12012

At least pricks are useful, unlike most of the other stuff he posts.

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Thu May 07, 2020 1:31 pm

derwent wrote:

At least pricks are useful, unlike most of the other stuff he posts.

You are a vile, nasty old racist c.unt, I cant make that any clearer, as is Monkeybutt
Its worth getting a ban to be honest, you manky toothed fucker

Watching from afar · **Posted:** Thu May 07, 2020 1:38 pm

Pooly_Imp wrote:

Watching from afar wrote:

And now the government have admitted that their much vaunted PPE delivery from Turkey is not fit for purpose and remains in a shed somewhere. 400,000 gown that cant be used. It just gets worse, funnier, dafter, more appalling every day.

I await the response from the usual suspects.

I thought loads of countries had PPE shortages,

Really not sure what point you are trying to make here.

The uk government has bought 400,000 gowns that are not to spec. Dont you think they should have checked before spending?

Pooly_Imp · **Joined:** Fri Jun 03, 2011 1:36 pm **Posts:** 1786

phil wrote:

We have British companies going to the press saying "we've offered to make PPE exclusively for the government. They didn't reply, so now we're selling it abroad." And yet people are still letting the government off?

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Do we? Ive seen the articles but they are not reliable sources.

Pooly_Imp · **Joined:** Fri Jun 03, 2011 1:36 pm **Posts:** 1786

phil wrote:

So you're telling me business owners bringing the mainstream media into their factories, showing them all the orders for foreign countries and the complete lack of orders from Britain, doesn't constitute evidence?! What more proof do you want? You're utterly blinkered. You'd rather believe the world is colluding to make Boris look like a useless twat, rather than believe Boris is a useless twat.

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Oh I have my own axe to grind with Boris. I just take a moment whenever the UK media say anything, just to remind myself who they are. Even if it does fit into my way of thinking.

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