Today's Game 9 results:-
Covid-19 (1-1) Jolly Boys
Itsjustflu (1-1) SweetFA
Flying pig (0-3) Dad's Army
Fulchester (1-3) FC1NIL
Dynamo Stkton (3-1) Lucky 13
FC Greatham (0-2) Steetley W.V
Dep la Corona (3-3) Zeppelin
Fookit FC (1-1) Lowfields
Andrex FC (4-0) Bootboys
Kilfinan Utd (1-1) FC Twente Myfr
AFC Crimdon (2-2) Blueturnstiles
FC Alybaba (1-0) Sixatback

Gerrin there!!!!!!!

Ali Dia on a role!

So Alybaba FC are at the bottom and it seems like no-body is going to put a run together and surge ahead. So who is going to win it and who is going to get the wooden spoon? Any guesses anybody?

I keep getting draws it’s not good enough can’t hold onto a lead

Andrex FC (4-0) Bootboys

All that training payed off especially defensive work, very happy and a clean sheet.

I demand a re count its a fix was nearly top at start .Just looked we aint bottom.

Sixatback, modelled perfectly on Pools, P9 W3 D2 L4, winning away from home and losing to, quite frankly inferior opposition at home (not this game, lost to inferior opposition away this time), its shambolic, poor management, uncommitted players and dodgy referees. Whats up with Fulchester, propping the table up, has Billy The Fish got fin rot?

Covid-19 1 v 1 Jolly Boys

Another solid performance from the Jolly Boys , in what was a good game that was spoilt a little by the constant coughing of the home fans. We are now starting to cut out the mistakes in defence we have been making recently , and the acquisition of young Jack Collins on loan from Celtic has certainly helped both in shielding the defence and giving us another dimension up front, with his ability to score from set pieces. Hopefully our players have come through this game without catching the virus , the players were all swabbed after the game and we will get the results back on Tuesday. A special thanks to our fans, who heeded club advice and attended the game masked up.

Today's game 10 results:-
SweetFA (2-2) Covid-19
Dad's Army (2-2) Itsjustflu
FC1NIL (4-0) Flying pig
Lucky 13 (0-0) Fulchester
Steetley W.V (0-2) Dynamo Stkton
Zeppelin FC (1-1) FC Greatham
Lowfields (3-0) Dep la Corona
Bootboys (1-3) Fookit FC
FC Twente Myfr (1-0) Andrex FC
Blueturnstiles (1-1) Kilfinan Utd
Sixatback (3-3) AFC Crimdon
Jolly Boys (1-0) FC Alybaba

Hu King Fell!!!!

Is it a Bank Holiday? didn't realise we had a game , I'm getting as bad as Mike Newell. Happy with the win though and keeping a clean sheet.

Steetley West View FC 0 Dynamo Stockton 2

"We go again next game." Top after 3 games. Sinking faster than a whore's drawers.

Today's game 11 results:-
Covid-19 (3-3) Dad's Army
Itsjustflu (4-0) FC1NIL
Flying pig (3-1) Lucky 13
Fulchester (3-2) Steetley W.V
Dynamo Stkton (1-2) Zeppelin
FC Greatham (1-0) Lowfields
Dep la Corona (0-4) Bootboys
Fookit FC (2-0) FC Twente Myfr
Andrex FC (2-0) Blueturnstiles
Kilfinan Utd (2-2) Sixatback
AFC Crimdon (4-0) Jolly Boys
FC Alybaba (0-1) SweetFA

Andrex FC (2-0) Blueturnstiles

Another good home win and a clean sheet again, I hope we going to get a bit of consistency now.

Our top scorer D.L. Pitbull is on a nice roll and scoring regularly, could have scored 4 today.

I was pleased to see our front players looking for options when in possession, and helping the defence when needed

At the next home game we will finally open our new tier in the Vindaloo stand.

This will take our capacity to 9500 for the Armitage Shanks Stadium.

Have my strikers caught the virus or have they just been kidnapped.

Kidnapped I'm afraid by the 40 thieves.

Today's game 12 results:-
FC1NIL (1-0) Covid-19
Lucky 13 (3-3) Itsjustflu
Steetley W.V (4-0) Flying pig
Zeppelin FC (2-1) Fulchester
Lowfields (2-2) Dynamo Stkton
Bootboys (4-1) FC Greatham
FC Twente Myfr (2-1) Dep la Corona
Blueturnstiles (1-0) Fookit FC
Sixatback (2-2) Andrex FC
Jolly Boys (4-0) Kilfinan Utd
Sweet FA (0-2) AFC Crimdon
Dad's Army (3-2) FC Alybaba

Ei ei ei O
Up the bunker premier league we go.

Zeppelin FC fans enjoying it while it lasts.

Great bounce back win today , after the 4-0 derby day thrashing at AFC Crimdon

Jolly Boys 4 v 0 Kilfinan

Today's game 13 results:-
Itsjustflu (1-0) Covid-19
Fulchester (1-0) Flying pig
Dynamo Stkton (1-2) FC Greatham
Dep la Corona (2-1) Fookit FC
Andrex FC (1-0) Kilfinan Utd
AFC Crimdon (1-0) FC Alybaba
FC1NIL (1-2) Lucky 13
Steetley W.V (0-1) Zeppelin FC
Lowfields (1-4) Bootboys
FC Twente Myfr (4-0) Blueturnstiles
Sixatback (0-1) Jolly Boys
SweetFA (0-1) Dad's Army

Ouch, hammered at home by the Bootboys.

My loss is Mr Mutleys gain which I can cope with I suppose

Proof that the covid19 isn't as strong as the flu.

That's 3 games on the trot we've scored 4 I think.

Today's game 14 results:-
Covid-19 (0-4) Fulchester
Flying pig (3-1) Dynamo Stkton
FC Greatham (1-1) Dep la Corona
Fookit FC (0-0) Andrex FC
Kilfinan Utd (1-1) AFC Crimdon
FC Alybaba (2-0) Itsjustflu
Lucky 13 (1-3) Steetley W.V
Zeppelin FC (0-1) Lowfields
Bootboys (2-1) FC Twente Myfr
Blueturnstiles (0-2) Sixatback
Jolly Boys (4-0) Sweet FA
Dad's Army (0-2) FC1NIL

Ferfuxake

Boot Boys flying now.

Nice result Lowfields. Non of that time wasting, whinging and duping the referee just good honest endevour. You deserved to come and take the point with a well taken team goal.

Zeppelin will be in for extra training if their standard's drop but you can't win 'em all.

Jolly Boys 4 v 0 Sweet FA

Another convincing win , that's 4 on the bounce , with a Bob Watson hat trick ensuring our second consecutive 4-0 home win at Jeremy Corbyn Park. After a few teething problems at the start of the season , mainly making simple mistakes and inconsistency the squad are now starting to gel. We are now scoring goals and have tightened things up in defence, the loan signing of young Jack Collins from Celtic has been pivotal to this , providing a vital link between our midfield and front 2 as well as helping out in defence , this lad will go far in the game. The only downside from yesterdays game was the wrist injury suffered by our keeper Kevin Hodge , that will keep him out for at least a month , luckily we have an equally capable keeper on the bench who has been waiting for his chance in Martin Poole.

Game 15 results:-
Fulchester (2-1) Dep la Corona
FC Greatham (2-2) Andrex FC
Fookit FC (3-1) AFC Crimdon
Kilfinan Utd (1-1) Itsjustflu
Steetley W.V (2-1) FC Alybaba
Lucky 13 (3-0) Lowfields
Zeppelin FC (2-2) FC Twente Myfr
Bootboys (1-1) Sixatback
Blueturnstiles (3-2) Sweet FA
Jolly Boys (2-0) FC1NIL
Covid-19 (1-0) Dynamo Stkton
Dad's Army (3-3) Fulchester

I'll take that draw.

Jolly Boys 2 v 0 FC1Nil

The Jolly Boys go second in the table with a fourth successive victory , after turning in their best performance of the season in a thrilling game with FC1Nil , with goals either side of half time from Bob Watson and Jack Collins seeing off a very good FC1Nil side , who matched the home side throughout and were unlucky to leave without a point.

Happy with draw against Zepplin

Happy with the draw too.
Come in you Zepps

Jolly Boys FC announce unchanged team for game at Fulchester

Martin Poole

Keith Austin John McStrodder Micky Westwood Paul Humphries

Brian Clarke Mark Murray Jack Collins Richie Dalton

Bob Watson Adam Porter

Subs - Dean Tinkler Hugh Mckinnon Joel Boyd Chris Nelson Jonny Brown

Dynamo Stockton and Deportivo La Corona did not seem to play, nor did anyone this match day. Perhaps Covid has now infected the bunker premier league, and Dynamo Stockton become the second Stockton based team to be burgled by a league becoming voided.

Oh wait, "sources" tell me we won 3000-0 behind closed doors.

It was an international weekend, with many of our teams players representing their respective countries. Game 16 results due today.

I always knew Ali Dia would captain Senegal

Should Zeppelin rest league top scorer Danger Fourpence after he rides his peddle iron back from Zimbabwe's home game against Djibouti?
The rest of the players are rested after the international break apart from the goalie Hans K. Bumbsydaisy who represented Luxembourg 3rds away against The Faroe Islands 3rds at Torshavn municipal dump field conceding none.

Hans worked his passage on a fishing trawler to Lerwick.

The manager has a difficult decision.

Game 16 results:-
Andrex FC (2-2) Flying pig
AFC Crimdon (2-1) FC Greatham
Itsjustflu (1-3) Fookit FC
FC Alybaba (2-1) Kilfinan Utd
Lowfields (2-3) Steetley W.V
FC Twente Myfr (3-3) Lucky 13
Sixatback (2-0) Zeppelin FC
Sweet FA (3-0) Bootboys
FC1NIL (2-1) Blueturnstiles
Dynamo Stkton (2-2) Dep la Corona
Fulchester (2-3) Jolly Boys
Dad's Army (3-3) Covid-19

The Zeppelin crashes and burns, the Sixatback boys start a playoff push.

Fulchester (2-3) Jolly Boys

The Jolly Boys bandwagon keeps rolling on with our 5th successive win at Fulchester , the Jolly Boys are now unbeaten in 9 and now sit top of the table.

A first half hat trick from Bob Watson also put him at the top of the scorers table. Despite going in 3 -0 up at half time we switched off in the second half and let Fulchester back into the game , making it a nervy last 10 minutes. Although that disappointed me, I have told the lads they have done themselves proud and their hard work on the training ground is now paying off . I also told them that now the hard work now begins and performance levels must not drop if they want to make history and lift the title.

Well done Jolly Boys. That's some surge to the top. Got to play you twice which is daunting but it has to be done. Still think AFC Crimdon will win though come end of season if it happens.

Thank you.

Agree , AFC Crimdon are the team to beat ,they butchered us 4-0 at their place , though we haven't looked back since, The return game will be very interesting.

Zeppelin week at the back after the goalie worked his passage hoping the reinstated front line can work their magic.

Game 17 results:-
Flying pig (4-1) AFC Crimdon
FC Greatham (1-0) Itsjustflu
Fookit FC (0-4) FC Alybaba
Lowfields (0-2) Kilfinan Utd
Steetley W.V (2-1) FC Twente Myfr
Lucky 13 (0-0) Sixatback
Zeppelin FC (1-0) SweetFA
Bootboys (3-3) FC1NIL
Blueturnstiles (0-1) Dynamo Stkton
Dep la Corona (0-1) Fulchester
Jolly Boys (2-2) Dad's Army
Covid-19 (3-2) Andrex FC

Talk about this thread been a refuge from the insanity. Hope it doesn't affect my players in any negative way I mean, we won today...so I guess we're ok at the moment.

Jolly Boys (2-2) Dad's Army

Now 10 games unbeaten for the Jolly Boys , but their 5 game winning run came to and end after they were held to a draw by a very old Dads Army side with and average age of 35. Jolly Boys looked comfortable going in at the break two goals up , but switched off after the restart , allowing Dads Army back into the game , equalising in the dying seconds.

The Jolly Boys manager Mr Horden commenting on the game said " It wasn't the result we were looking for in our pursuit of the title , but the hallmark of a good team is to avoid defeat when you are having an off day. I am proud of my players , this result came off the back of a tremendous run of results, so I can't really complain. A few of the boys looked a bit leggy out there today , and it may be time to give a couple of players a rest and freshen things up.

Game 18 results:-
Itsjustflu (3-2) Flying pig
FC Alybaba (1-0) FC Greatham
Kilfinan Utd (4-1) Fookit FC
FC Twente Myfr (2-0) Lowfields
Sixatback (0-0) Steetley W.V
Sweet FA (0-4) Lucky 13
FC1NIL (2-1) Zeppelin FC
Dynamo Stkton (0-1) Bootboys
Fulchester (3-0) Blueturnstiles
Dad's Army (0-2) Dep la Corona
Andrex FC (2-1) Jolly Boys
AFC Crimdon (2-2) Covid-19

Andrex FC (2-1) Jolly Boys

The Jolly Boys suffer their first defeat in 11 games ,at Andrex , in a pulsating game. Jolly Boys manager Horden commented " Its been a good run so I've no complaints , the boys give it there all out there today , but Andrex were the better side on the day , and did a great job in stopping the supply from Jack ( Collins ) to Bob ( Watson ). We are looking tired in certain positions and changes will now be made , we need to regroup and get back to winning ways.