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 Post subject: Re: Gus Mafuta
PostPosted: Fri Sep 27, 2019 2:35 pm 
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I don’t like this thread or this message board as it infers that I’m worse than a racist but doesn’t specify where I rank against a serial killer. You all think you’re so clever but you can’t even address such a simple matter.

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 Post subject: Re: Gus Mafuta
PostPosted: Fri Sep 27, 2019 3:11 pm 
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born toulouse wrote:
Neighbours are French and still a bit worked up about the monkey incident. The only one who speaks English won't post for me until Boris Johnson surrenders and the monkey's remains are repatriated to France for a full military funeral.


So the French have admitted he was a spy and his execution was legal under the Geneva convention.
Cod heads 1 France 0

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 Post subject: Re: Gus Mafuta
PostPosted: Fri Sep 27, 2019 6:54 pm 
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Hi it's the Jarrow Arrow here, as a neighbour of PJ me Gabby Logan and Michael Jonson often read The Bunker and advise him what to say on a variety of issues. It's not his fault he's always arguing with people it's ours. He actually thinks Monkeybutt is alright it's us who think he's about as funny as the Munich Olympic massacre of 1972.

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 Post subject: Re: Gus Mafuta
PostPosted: Fri Sep 27, 2019 6:56 pm 
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This is like the Bunker of old, quality surreal post.

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 Post subject: Re: Gus Mafuta
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My neighbour is Peter Beardsley and he can`t understand what all the fuss is about or indeed if people understand him, but he has passed on some advise for the Doha dodgepot, he said" yer kna like, yer a proper twat ye like" wise words indeed and thanks for them!

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Are you Albanian?


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 Post subject: Re: Gus Mafuta
PostPosted: Fri Sep 27, 2019 7:52 pm 
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poolieinnottingham wrote:
This is like the Bunker of old,



I disagree, there were less of you Corbynistas back then..


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 Post subject: Re: Gus Mafuta
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PJPoolie wrote:
The Athletics World championships is on BBC Two at the minute and the stadium is 5 minutes from our house, so at the minute Steve Cram is technically my neighbour. I might pop over later and see if he’ll type a post for me.




Take care PJ..are you really up for walking 5 minutes in that heat?? sctatchinghead


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 Post subject: Re: Gus Mafuta
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These athletes are as soft as shite the stadium is fully air conditioned it’s low 20’s inside.

We play 5 aside right outside of it on a Wednesday night and it’s still high 30’s at 8PM and the humidity is ridiculous at the minute, I’m not saying the game is played at a high pace much above walking and I take 3 liters of water at this time of year!

They are flapping about the Women’s marathon tonight so much that’s it on at midnight here if it’s above 30.9 degrees they have to call it off, I would be very surprised if was less than that but it might be ‘officially.’ How many finish it is another matter.


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A gun went off at the Athletics world championships, officials say the incident was race related :o

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 Post subject: Re: Gus Mafuta
PostPosted: Sat Sep 28, 2019 3:59 pm 
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: Gus Mafuta
PostPosted: Tue Dec 10, 2019 2:32 am 
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And the lies about your lawyer friend making posts?

Technically you're right.
I made the post but he concocted it.
Apologies to the house for any misunderstanding cos I agree, I didn't make that clear.
Hope it's clear now.
You should have pointed that out at the time.
I have a retired Bank Manager lives next door, a retired Chief Supt of police on the other side, the coroner lived over the road until he died and has been replaced by a retired engineering bigwig, various other professionals including doctors, a medical consultant, an ex director of AMEC. and so on.I am also a member of the local branch of PROBUS, with a membership of 80 plus. Probus is a club for retired Professionals and Businessmen.
I have tried to convert as many as I can into being passive "Poolies" and most love Jeff Stelling.
Some of them read the bunker and comment of course. i don't post many of their comments but adopt and adapt a few.
It is a good experience and they have some extremely interesting stories to tell, probably including a few embellishments but it is good fun.
We have a pond with ducks but it also has a claim to fame because the late Lord Scarbrough owns the estate we're part of and was a cousin of the Queen and during the war she regularly stayed here and used to feed the ducks. So be careful cos I'm well connected !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wink:[/quote]

No wonder you appear to be batshit mental, living in a socialist enclave like this must set your piss all a simmer


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You're the one dragging it up and re reading it, Talbot. :laugh:
The daft thing is that of all the posts you could have dragged up you picked one which happens to be very accurate, in parts :wink: :roll:
I live in a tory enclave and you reckon this is a socialist enclave That is probably why I can easily recognise crackpot extremists.
Another one with dodgy judgement. It seems to be a trait amongst you marxists.
Have you voted yet???

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 Post subject: Re: Gus Mafuta
PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 4:21 pm 
You live in a tory enclave with a Labour MP that you love and adore? Thats one not very tory enclave.


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‘Enclave’....? spare me this nonsense, we don’t live in some shell pocked rat hole in the third world. Jeez. :roll:

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‘Enclave’....? spare me this nonsense, we don’t live in some shell pocked rat hole in the third world. Jeez. :roll:

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 Post subject: Re: Gus Mafuta
PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 5:02 pm 
Hartlepool is becoming not far off.


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Hartlepool is becoming not far off.

Behave.

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 Post subject: Re: Gus Mafuta
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Watching from afar wrote:
You live in a tory enclave with a Labour MP that you love and adore? Thats one not very tory enclave.

Aye but then you told me she was an undercover tory. Not another marxist lie misleading the electorate.
You really need to have a word with yourself. On second thoughts no, don't do that. You are confused enough as it is. stpid stpid stpid stpid stpid stpid stpid

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 Post subject: Re: Gus Mafuta
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And cut out the love and adore bit, you don't know her husband. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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