A plea

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A plea

Postby The Fat Man » Mon Dec 09, 2019 3:54 pm

Don't feed the troll. Ta.
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Re: A plea

Postby Yubep » Mon Dec 09, 2019 4:30 pm

Might be his neighbour


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Re: A plea

Postby tREE_wiTH_hAMStER » Mon Dec 09, 2019 4:32 pm

The Fat Man wrote:Don't feed the troll. Ta.


Who?

Or does it refer to that god awful political thread which i manage to avoid?
I'd recommend a more stealthy plan than googling 'afternoon tea dog'.
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Re: A plea

Postby The Fat Man » Mon Dec 09, 2019 5:14 pm

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:
Or does it refer to that god awful political thread which i manage to avoid?


Keep avoiding it, although the troll is trying to make the same repetitive points on other threads.
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Re: A plea

Postby Snowy » Mon Dec 09, 2019 7:23 pm

Ok who is the so called ‘troll’?
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Re: A plea

Postby Snowy » Tue Dec 10, 2019 7:46 am

Is this the brave new world of the whispering clique. One thing about this election on this board, it’s revealing some nasty little traits and manipulation.
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Re: A plea

Postby PJPoolie » Tue Dec 10, 2019 7:51 am

Snowy wrote:Is this the brave new world of the whispering clique. One thing about this election on this board, it’s revealing some nasty little traits and manipulation.


Absolute nonsense he’s posted more than anyone it’s hardly a whispering clique he’s constantly made accusations against people then when he’s been asked to elaborate on those (which is fair) he’s just repeated the accusations.
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Re: A plea

Postby Snowy » Tue Dec 10, 2019 7:55 am

In your world, anyway I’m avoiding this pace till Friday13the December 2059.
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Re: A plea

Postby PJPoolie » Tue Dec 10, 2019 7:57 am

Good for you I think that’s the date Brexit will be done.
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Re: A plea

Postby Snowy » Tue Dec 10, 2019 8:25 am

I took my nice Lakeland Terrier ratter out for his early shite in the garden this morning and that magnificent pile of steaming shite made more sense than all the political views on this board.
I appreciate your sound comment Milo.
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Re: A plea

Postby PJPoolie » Tue Dec 10, 2019 8:26 am

All of them?

Give us your view then, enlighten us now Milo’s steaming shite has spoken!?
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Re: A plea

Postby Watching from afar » Tue Dec 10, 2019 8:49 am

I would like to hear his political view. With the temerity he has shown for everyone elses opinion the least he can do is give us his view.
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Re: A plea

Postby Snowy » Tue Dec 10, 2019 11:40 am

Watching from afar wrote:I would like to hear his political view. With the temerity he has shown for everyone elses opinion the least he can do is give us his view.

Are you addressing me or Milo?, because he’s already ‘commented’.
Who are you really, you sound familiar.
However for your interest I’m the original floating voter, politicians are ALL a waste of space and I’ll vote for who’s best for me and mine. That’s how elections are won, floating voters decide, not your vote which is paid for and logged for life I’d imagine.
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Re: A plea

Postby Snowy » Tue Dec 10, 2019 11:43 am

PJPoolie wrote:All of them?

Give us your view then, enlighten us now Milo’s steaming shite has spoken!?

This is what you fail to grasp, the floating voters don’t need a ‘view’ or care about party’s.
You weigh what’s on offer and work out the best outcome for you within reason. There’s no sentiment involved, you hold your nose and mark the ballot paper.
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Re: A plea

Postby Watching from afar » Tue Dec 10, 2019 1:08 pm

Snowy wrote:However for your interest I’m the original floating voter, politicians are ALL a waste of space and I’ll vote for who’s best for me and mine. That’s how elections are won, floating voters decide, not your vote which is paid for and logged for life I’d imagine.


You would imagine wrong but you wouldnt have to imagine if you had read the posts you claim were all shite. So have you read them or are just saying it for effect?
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Re: A plea

Postby Snowy » Tue Dec 10, 2019 2:02 pm

Why would you imagine I would read them, they mean nothing to me. You soon get the message, it ain’t rocket science.
I ‘imagine’ nothing wrong. :wink: Don’t try to impose your mindset onto mine, I ‘ll decide what I categorise as shite and you do same in your world, it’s called preferential choice.
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Re: A plea

Postby Hartleblue » Tue Dec 10, 2019 3:12 pm

Shite thread!
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Re: A plea

Postby Bluestreak » Tue Dec 10, 2019 3:38 pm

Hartleblue wrote:Shite thread!


Very true Mr Blue
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Re: A plea

Postby Snowy » Tue Dec 10, 2019 4:34 pm

But the election result is in Milo’s steaming pile.
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Re: A plea

Postby derwent » Tue Dec 10, 2019 5:31 pm

I love the way PJ asks for other people's opinion as if he will remotely take any notice of it. He likes to troll (pun) the left wing rags to get comfort from the likes of Boyle ( mis spelt, should be Boil) hoping that Boil can put it better than him.
I do love PJ though especially when he disagrees with me cos then I know I am absolutely right.
I have often wondered why people get called trolls on the internet and now I know. It is usually those people who have a mind of their own and don't need to copy and paste everything to make a point.

On here a troll is someone who dares to ruffle the feathers of the gangs. The troll comes on and one of the gang leaders jumps in at him, followed by the gang minions with the sole purpose of repelling boarders.

They then start, albeit frantically, to talking various levels of shite in such a frenzy that they forget the script, go round in circles till they disappear up their own arseholes.

I wasn't going to bother posting on this thread because Snowy and Milo are so obviously in control of the situation but as the thread is in my honour I felt duty bound to weigh in with a story.

I know you like my stories. Ever since my ladies on a train offering LNER, Northern and Grand Central have reported massive rises in profits due to people travelling here there and everywhere trying to get a glimpse of the characters. J K Rowling has been in touch but I'm not getting involved with that Hogwarts malarkey.

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Re: A plea

Postby kevin pooles gloves » Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:12 pm

A good assessment of how this place works Mr Derwent.
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Re: A plea

Postby Watching from afar » Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:19 pm

This is a place? I just thought it was a website that people post messages on. Never considered it a place.
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Re: A plea

Postby derwent » Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:22 pm

It is also a time.
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Re: A plea

Postby Snowy » Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:24 pm

Watching from afar wrote:This is a place? I just thought it was a website that people post messages on. Never considered it a place.

A pedantic point of little consequence, except maybe to you. I put it to young Milo but he yawned. Ratters are like that.
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Re: A plea

Postby RemotePoolie » Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:25 pm

Watching from afar wrote:This is a place? I just thought it was a website that people post messages on. Never considered it a place.


HUFC is just a distraction, the forum is actually about takeaways and socks
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Re: A plea

Postby Watching from afar » Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:27 pm

Ok let's go further. It doesn't work either in the sense that thats how this place works. So it's not a place and it doesn't work. It just sits there waiting for any individual to post what they like. Like all other message boards.
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Re: A plea

Postby Snowy » Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:28 pm

derwent wrote:
I'll tell you a story about when I drove Mallard on another day as I haven't got time right now.

I need to know more, pm me.
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Re: A plea

Postby Snowy » Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:39 pm

Watching from afar wrote:Ok let's go further. It doesn't work either in the sense that thats how this place works. So it's not a place and it doesn't work. It just sits there waiting for any individual to post what they like. Like all other message boards.

But some pitchfork posts are more intolerant of any dissent to their inflexible views. Such a pity.
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Re: A plea

Postby derwent » Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:54 pm

PM sent snowy.
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Re: A plea

Postby PJPoolie » Tue Dec 10, 2019 7:18 pm

derwent wrote:I love the way PJ asks for other people's opinion as if he will remotely take any notice of it. He likes to troll (pun) the left wing rags to get comfort from the likes of Boyle ( mis spelt, should be Boil) hoping that Boil can put it better than him.
I do love PJ though especially when he disagrees with me cos then I know I am absolutely right.
I have often wondered why people get called trolls on the internet and now I know. It is usually those people who have a mind of their own and don't need to copy and paste everything to make a point.

On here a troll is someone who dares to ruffle the feathers of the gangs. The troll comes on and one of the gang leaders jumps in at him, followed by the gang minions with the sole purpose of repelling boarders.

They then start, albeit frantically, to talking various levels of shite in such a frenzy that they forget the script, go round in circles till they disappear up their own arseholes.

I wasn't going to bother posting on this thread because Snowy and Milo are so obviously in control of the situation but as the thread is in my honour I felt duty bound to weigh in with a story.

I know you like my stories. Ever since my ladies on a train offering LNER, Northern and Grand Central have reported massive rises in profits due to people travelling here there and everywhere trying to get a glimpse of the characters. J K Rowling has been in touch but I'm not getting involved with that Hogwarts malarkey.

I'll tell you a story about when I drove Mallard on another day as I haven't got time right now.


The best thing is you don't even realise that you have dished more abuse and insults in recent threads than everyone else put together. Believe it or not calling people, without foundation, racists, hyporcrites, camell herders, marxists, camel shit eaters and the rest of a pretty long list is quite insulting.

You have been asked over and over again give back up your claims with some reasoning and evidence, very fair given the allegations you have made towards people. You haven't been able to.
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Re: A plea

Postby derwent » Tue Dec 10, 2019 7:44 pm

You've missed out.
tory gibbon, tory wet dream, racist brexit party fan, racist, closet tory, neo liberal, sycophant, troll etc etc etc
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Re: A plea

Postby PJPoolie » Tue Dec 10, 2019 7:48 pm

Two wrongs don't make a right we should all remember to show each other a bit more respect no matter how apart are views are but you are as guilty as anyone so the victim act is wearing a bit thin.

Still not answering the perfectly fair questions then!? Not wanting to speak for The Fat Man the avoidance by you to answer simple and fair questions lead to this thread. You are either trying wind people up (trolling) or you can't substantiate your allegations.
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Re: A plea

Postby Yubep » Tue Dec 10, 2019 7:50 pm

derwent wrote:PM sent snowy.


I like this

Do more PMs instead of posts please


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Re: A plea

Postby Snowy » Tue Dec 10, 2019 8:08 pm

Yubep wrote:
I like this

Do more PMs instead of posts please


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Good idea, we can use long words n stuff without feeling patronising towards you. Excellent, even Milo dropped a rat in excitement.
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Re: A plea

Postby Snowy » Tue Dec 10, 2019 8:12 pm

You’ve gotta laugh, The troll has been well and truly fed.
In fact he’s had an 8 course banquet, he’s a tubby little troll now.
Howy Milo, we can go ratting now. :laugh:
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Re: A plea

Postby Compo » Tue Dec 10, 2019 10:19 pm

Who are these gangs can I join? I been on here for years and never heard of one
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Re: A plea

Postby Snowy » Tue Dec 10, 2019 10:43 pm

Compo wrote:Who are these gangs can I join? I been on here for years and never heard of one

Check out their knees, they’ve got tattoos on them. One gang has a radiator bleed key and the ‘Daft Lads Massive’ have Roy of the Rovers testicles tattooed on their knees.
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Re: A plea

Postby derwent » Wed Dec 11, 2019 12:42 am

PJPoolie wrote:Two wrongs don't make a right we should all remember to show each other a bit more respect no matter how apart are views are but you are as guilty as anyone so the victim act is wearing a bit thin.

Still not answering the perfectly fair questions then!? Not wanting to speak for The Fat Man the avoidance by you to answer simple and fair questions lead to this thread. You are either trying wind people up (trolling) or you can't substantiate your allegations.


I'll let you into a secret PJ.....you start showing people respect and lo and behold you just might find that others might follow your lead.

As for the fatman, he came on this board asking people to ignore me and then tried to engage with me (his words) saying it was his final post on the matter. Despite his obvious attack on me I answered his question. Instead of accepting my answer he
decided to post further after saying the previous post was his last on the matter, which was obviously an out and out lie.
What is the point of answering questions if the questioner can't accept the answer that is given.
Why should I answer the questions of a man who creates a new thread pleading with people to ignore me and then ignores his own plea.
You show yourself up with every post you write, it's time you had a good look at yourself.
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Re: A plea

Postby PJPoolie » Wed Dec 11, 2019 7:33 am

derwent wrote:
I'll let you into a secret PJ.....you start showing people respect and lo and behold you just might find that others might follow your lead.

As for the fatman, he came on this board asking people to ignore me and then tried to engage with me (his words) saying it was his final post on the matter. Despite his obvious attack on me I answered his question. Instead of accepting my answer he
decided to post further after saying the previous post was his last on the matter, which was obviously an out and out lie.
What is the point of answering questions if the questioner can't accept the answer that is given.
Why should I answer the questions of a man who creates a new thread pleading with people to ignore me and then ignores his own plea.
You show yourself up with every post you write, it's time you had a good look at yourself.


Last say on this tit for tat my Dad is bigger than your yours rubbish but it takes a fair amount of brass neck to lecture anyone about respecting others in such a condescending tone, let me just remind you of some of the language you have used yourself recently;

"You need help"
"You are a disgrace to the Poolie nation"
"You hideous toad"
"Your support for racism"
"Two faced crank"
"Idiots"
"You extremists"
"Crack brained views"
"smartarse"
"Some poor bastard will get a shock as you for a present"
"Do you eat Camel Shit or just talk it"
"Marxists"
"Camel Herder"
"Left wing shite"
'Hypocrites on here"
"Bloody hypocrite"
"Evil party"

You're just going around in circles avoiding fair and reasoned questions given the stance you have taken. You should be in politics! You are entitled to to that stance but if you are going to call people some of the insulting stuff you have its surely only fair to substantiate it with some evidence? Ok you have no respect for me, I can live with that it won't effect my sleep patterns but you said you do respect MadJohn and you also copped out of answering his questions. I think allegations of supporting racism, extremism and marxism are a bit worse than some mild piss taking but that might just be me.
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Re: A plea

Postby Sussex UK » Wed Dec 11, 2019 7:51 am

You need to find a job PJ.I'm sure mr derwent can rustle up a longer list of insults to his name.
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Re: A plea

Postby PJPoolie » Wed Dec 11, 2019 7:55 am

That was a five minute scan of two threads.

I’m at work now and I doubt he can, certainly not from one individual.
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Re: A plea

Postby derwent » Wed Dec 11, 2019 11:19 am

Loid Blackwell wrote:You need to find a job PJ.I'm sure mr derwent can rustle up a longer list of insults to his name.


Can't be arsed. I can't believe the silly bugger has spent valuable time gathering that lot just to score points against me. I'm beginning to think he doesn't like me, surely not.
Whatever floats his boat.

All PJ is doing Mr Blackwell is proving my point.

The bit that made me laugh most, without spilling my coffee, was his opening two words,
He started with LAST WORD.

PJ saying it's his last word on anything has got to be revolutionary.

I can just imagine his first meeting with St Peter at the pearly gates. After ten minutes of PJ's rantings St Pete will be offering a ten year extension and we'll get him back. He'll be the first person ever to come back and the first place he'll visit is here, armed with various copy and paste articles from the pearly gates guardian proving that Boris is Satan's right hand man and Mr derwent still hasn't answered a question.

Bless him, I love him really and hope he is with us for a very long time.

I will probably get to the pearly gates before him and I promise I won't say a word to St Pete.................. :wink:
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Re: A plea

Postby derwent » Wed Dec 11, 2019 11:28 am

PJPoolie wrote:That was a five minute scan of two threads.

I’m at work now and I doubt he can, certainly not from one individual.


Ah you're at work are you. Is perusing this forum and making contributions to this forum part of your remit.
I hope you're not cheating your employer and taking his/her money under false pretences.
I can't imagine a holier than thou, decent person like you doing that sort of thing.
I expect nasty boris to do that sort of thing but not our PJ.
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