Unofficial predictions v Torquay

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Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby Hartleblue » Fri Aug 30, 2019 12:51 pm

Gulls 1 Pools 3 :dance:
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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby ed-t-ball » Fri Aug 30, 2019 1:04 pm

1-1

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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby RemotePoolie » Fri Aug 30, 2019 1:28 pm

Torquay 1 - Pools 3
Toure brace with noble penalty
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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby Bluestreak » Fri Aug 30, 2019 2:01 pm

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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby tREE_wiTH_hAMStER » Fri Aug 30, 2019 2:37 pm

Hope he doesnt fuck about with the team or formation. Although doesnt sound like anyone else took a knock or any of the current injured crop are close to returning so I would expect the same again.

If so a nice 3-2 win.
I'd recommend a more stealthy plan than googling 'afternoon tea dog'.
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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby ernie python » Fri Aug 30, 2019 11:02 pm

feel good about this 0-2 Pools. 213 away end.
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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby accrington fan » Sat Aug 31, 2019 8:59 am

goaless draw with 2 new injuries.
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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby charco » Sat Aug 31, 2019 9:24 am

0-1 James
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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby pooliecrab » Sat Aug 31, 2019 2:55 pm

2-3 Luke James double :shock: :shock:
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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby dstanley » Sat Aug 31, 2019 3:23 pm

Kennedy scores from 2 yards! Like Toure against Wrexham, we are now getting men into the danger area which we failed to do last season.
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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby kevin pooles gloves » Sat Aug 31, 2019 4:48 pm

Just c the game out.
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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby tREE_wiTH_hAMStER » Sat Aug 31, 2019 4:59 pm

Great win, hopefully those who only post when we lose will fuck off again.

Sounds like Killip settling down. Maybe not the 'liability' he was labelled as after 90 minutes.
I'd recommend a more stealthy plan than googling 'afternoon tea dog'.
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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby Bluestreak » Sat Aug 31, 2019 5:18 pm

9th
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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby tREE_wiTH_hAMStER » Sat Aug 31, 2019 5:20 pm

Disappointed to see Molyneaux out for 3 months.
I'd recommend a more stealthy plan than googling 'afternoon tea dog'.
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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby yloop » Sat Aug 31, 2019 5:21 pm

Kennedy was also labelled as shite. Kitching took a lot of shit last season as well. Maybe our fans are just bell ends?
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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby kevin pooles gloves » Sat Aug 31, 2019 5:56 pm

Calm down Darren just enjoy the last 2 results n remember half the people who post on here is probably about 5% of our support.
Results business by the way but do understand your opinion.
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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby yloop » Sat Aug 31, 2019 6:01 pm

Over the moon me twin, just find it funny how they disappear when we start playing well.
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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby Bluestreak » Sat Aug 31, 2019 7:28 pm

Come on there must be something to moan about.
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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby ed-t-ball » Sat Aug 31, 2019 9:58 pm

The hot chocolate was colder than the water at the Vic.... eh Monkeybutt?
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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby Smokin Joe » Sat Aug 31, 2019 10:33 pm

An excellent three points today, well done Higgy and the lads - this puts the side somewhere near where we all expected it to be as we approach completion of the opening ten games of the season. Such a shame that when we all should be enjoing this improved fom a small minority of the resident clever dicks cannot resist on having a swipe at those who correctly questioned Higgy's team selections and tactics during the opening fixtures especially as Higgy himself is now conceding that he initially may have gotten it wrong. Need to have a look at yourselves methinks lads.
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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby tREE_wiTH_hAMStER » Sat Aug 31, 2019 11:55 pm

Smokin Joe wrote:An excellent three points today, well done Higgy and the lads - this puts the side somewhere near where we all expected it to be as we approach completion of the opening ten games of the season. Such a shame that when we all should be enjoing this improved fom a small minority of the resident clever dicks cannot resist on having a swipe at those who correctly questioned Higgy's team selections and tactics during the opening fixtures especially as Higgy himself is now conceding that he initially may have gotten it wrong. Need to have a look at yourselves methinks lads.


Less than two weeks ago you came out with this beauty... "there are still too many lazy, unfit, injury-prone, workmanlike players in their comfort zone at the club coupled with ineffective coaching, backroom staff etc'

Please cant you stick to your pledge of not posting when we win, you would be really suited to commenting on the clubs Facebook posts instead.
I'd recommend a more stealthy plan than googling 'afternoon tea dog'.
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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby Yubep » Sun Sep 01, 2019 12:15 am

You deserve banning for saying me thinks


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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby Monkeybutt » Sun Sep 01, 2019 12:58 am

yloop wrote:Kennedy was also labelled as shite. Kitching took a lot of shit last season as well. Maybe our fans are just bell ends?


Or maybe he was just shit last season and has had coaching, mindset change or an arse kicking but the difference is noticable, played well today.
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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby Monkeybutt » Sun Sep 01, 2019 1:02 am

Bluestreak wrote:Come on there must be something to moan about.


That Ed T Ball tripped over the seat in front when we scored the first and landed on a blokes neck 2 rows in front, funny as but the guy milked the St John's attention a wee bit.
Hot chocolate looked like bog water after the bum squirts but the water and soft drinks ice cold :clap:
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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby RemotePoolie » Sun Sep 01, 2019 9:07 am

Bluestreak wrote:Come on there must be something to moan about.


Went to the club shop at 2 am. No one there. Commercially inept Torquay.

Bloody good finish from Kioso for a defender mind.
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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby accrington fan » Sun Sep 01, 2019 9:22 am

sod the club shop. 3 more points and the table is looking better now. roll on tuesday night.
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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby Bluestreak » Sun Sep 01, 2019 9:33 am

Hot chocolate and bum squirt description means I will never drink it again.
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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby Pitlad » Sun Sep 01, 2019 9:52 am

Or maybe he was just shit last season and has had coaching, mindset change or an arse kicking but the difference is noticable, played well today.[/quote]


Agree with Monkeybutts comments about Kiching, plus he now has competition for his place.
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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby ed-t-ball » Sun Sep 01, 2019 10:00 am

Monkeybutt wrote:
That Ed T Ball tripped over the seat in front when we scored the first and landed on a blokes neck 2 rows in front, funny as but the guy milked the St John's attention a wee bit.
Hot chocolate looked like bog water after the bum squirts but the water and soft drinks ice cold :clap:



I hope that bloke that I landed on doesn't ache as much as I do this morning, or the one I bounced off on the way down.
Hope I wasn't too pissed and daft in front of your family Monkeybutt either.
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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby Hartleblue » Sun Sep 01, 2019 10:44 am

Hopefully we ( Higgy ) have found the formation that works with the players currently available. When Molyneux returns fully fit it will be like adding a top new signing to the squad and who knows even Williams as well. We just need to keep the momentum now, a win tomorrow night and then a good test on Saturday.

Am I allowed to get just a little bit excited yet? sctatchinghead :lol:
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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby Monkeybutt » Sun Sep 01, 2019 10:46 am

The wife said she is never speaking too you again :o
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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby Hartleblue » Sun Sep 01, 2019 11:04 am

Monkeybutt wrote:The wife said she is never speaking too you again :o



Is that a one liner on the wrong thread? If not explain please. sctatchinghead
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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby Monkeybutt » Sun Sep 01, 2019 12:06 pm

Hartleblue wrote:Hopefully we ( Higgy ) have found the formation that works with the players currently available. When Molyneux returns fully fit it will be like adding a top new signing to the squad and who knows even Williams as well. We just need to keep the momentum now, a win tomorrow night and then a good test on Saturday.

Am I allowed to get just a little bit excited yet? sctatchinghead :lol:


I would bench James and use him as impactish sub, very little comes from him but defence again yesterday were strong and tough to beat.
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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby ed-t-ball » Sun Sep 01, 2019 12:35 pm

Hartleblue wrote:

Is that a one liner on the wrong thread? If not explain please. sctatchinghead


I think that one is directed at me.
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Postby Hartleblue » Sun Sep 01, 2019 12:43 pm

Ah! :laugh:
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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby Yubep » Sun Sep 01, 2019 2:07 pm

yloop wrote:Kennedy was also labelled as shite. Kitching took a lot of shit last season as well. Maybe our fans are just bell ends?


We have an element of it yeah

Kennedy’s mrs had to pull someone up for hammering him in the family enclosure last week.

She was there with her son.

Shouldn’t be happening


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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby derwent » Sun Sep 01, 2019 2:47 pm

Just got back off Holiday, so missed the last three games ( maybe I'm the Jinx) but hoping to get to Barrow on Tuesday..
Three undefeated games on the bounce, including two
wins, is a fantastic achievement and it's well done lads and Higgy from me.
Shame about Molyneux but shit happens. Hopefully we will be there or thereabouts after Christmas and can unleash him for the run in.
A few people have questioned the absence of posters who give an opinion when we lose but seem to disappear when we win. I can only explain my position on this one. When I criticise it is always my intention to criticise constructively simply because I want us to do well and am genuinely concerned when we don't. When we win I am happy and strut about with a smug grin on me face, especially because I live amongst supporters who support anybody and everybody but not Pools and who continuously take the piss. I accept that situation because, believe me, I can dish it out as well.
Every Poolie who posts on here has his or her own way of expressing themselves but we all have one thing in common and that is our passion for the club. I don't need to shout my happiness from the rooftops when we win and neither does anybody else. That is one of the main reasons why I don't do it. I don't want to get rid of happy events but I do want to get rid of my frustrations.
Let's think about that for a change.
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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby tREE_wiTH_hAMStER » Sun Sep 01, 2019 4:20 pm

Dont think anyones post are directed at you derwent rather than those who massively overreact when we lose a game and start saying all the players are shite and the manager should be sacked etc etc.

All very tiresome.
I'd recommend a more stealthy plan than googling 'afternoon tea dog'.
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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby Yubep » Sun Sep 01, 2019 6:14 pm

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:Dont think anyones post are directed at you derwent rather than those who massively overreact when we lose a game and start saying all the players are shite and the manager should be sacked etc etc.

All very tiresome.


There’s a minority who seem to revel in it and buzz off us love to be right n say I told yer I knew we’d lose.

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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby derwent » Sun Sep 01, 2019 7:15 pm

Surely no Poolie would want us to lose and revel in that when it happens. In the match prediction threads some people predict a loss or a draw but they don't actually want that......do they ????????????
Can anyone name a Poolie who wants us to lose and revels in it when we do............seriously.
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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby ed-t-ball » Sun Sep 01, 2019 10:40 pm

"We Londoners pride ourselves on not being impressed by anything except the annual visit of Hartlepool's fans" David Hepworth of Mirror Sport on Saturday.
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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby Monkeybutt » Sun Sep 01, 2019 11:21 pm

ed-t-ball wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMLnBPXCyko&fbclid=IwAR3jWUu0uqGF6Mbz-NEC7Wjs9OOIRzQzemfFyR2p4VaSFKCIzk5zpd3p4pY

Away the lads.


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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby RemotePoolie » Mon Sep 02, 2019 7:22 am

BT Sport highlight show said this is the first time in over a year we've won consecutive league games, that feels incorrect? Mind you, they also claimed Woking was in Berkshire and Robbie Savage was world class.
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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby accrington fan » Mon Sep 02, 2019 9:18 am

[quote="derwent"]Surely no Poolie would want us to lose and revel in that when it happens. In the match prediction threads some people predict a loss or a draw but they don't actually want that.....do they ????????????
if i was a betting man i,d put a bet on for pools to loose. its not as if i want em to loose i for one feel i,d be jinxing the result if i bet on pools or forecast a win. been the same since i was a kid. there must be reasons for this behavior as i doubt i,m the only one like this.
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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby derwent » Mon Sep 02, 2019 10:31 am

I would never put a bet on against Pools unless I was hedging. For instance when Walsall pipped us to the title I had backed Pools before the season started at 14-1. With a few matches to go I backed Walsall just in case we slipped up, which meant I didn't lose. That to me is sensible.
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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby Monkeybutt » Mon Sep 02, 2019 11:01 am

I enjoyed being frisked by the burly steward, told him I had a dangerous weapon between my legs :liar:
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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby Monkeybutt » Mon Sep 02, 2019 11:07 am

ed-t-ball wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMLnBPXCyko&fbclid=IwAR3jWUu0uqGF6Mbz-NEC7Wjs9OOIRzQzemfFyR2p4VaSFKCIzk5zpd3p4pY

Away the lads.


We got our pictures in the fans gallery :)
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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby Hartleblue » Mon Sep 02, 2019 12:42 pm

Did Becks enjoy the game?
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Re: Unofficial predictions v Torquay

Postby Bluestreak » Mon Sep 02, 2019 1:46 pm

Monkeybutt wrote:I enjoyed being frisked by the burly steward, told him I had a dangerous weapon between my legs :liar:


Is "Flog It" your favourite TV programme?
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Postby Bluestreak » Mon Sep 02, 2019 1:46 pm

Monkeybutt wrote:I enjoyed being frisked by the burly steward, told him I had a dangerous weapon between my legs :liar:


Is "Flog It" your favourite TV programme?
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